Thread for games that started in the morning because G650 is a dildo

[ztejas 43237]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

The XX 18 pack is cheaper than 12 Hopadillo at my Circle K.  And it's still pushing 100 dang degrees.

Find somewhere that has Native Texan from Independence. Amazingly drinkable pilsner and 5.1 ABV. Just a perfect six-pack beer imo.

[BamaATL 16592]

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Is that the OJ Kato?

[kingkoopa6 8305]

Michigan ass 

Barely beating St Edwards 

[BachelorTrek 2924]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Ah so that guy's thinking hasn't become any more nuanced in the 30 years since the OJ trial

Still looks like Manhattan Beach surfer-dude after 30 years.

[kingkoopa6 8305]

Or Austin Community College 

[ScottS 1057]

1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

Is that the OJ Kato?

Yeah, that's my question too.  Who knew he had any thoughts, much less thoughts on college football, and thoughts on Wisconsin football.

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Lol light lagers… what are we? 17 years old and also in 1978?

[mdmost 42747]

South Carolina isn't dead yet thanks to LSU's defense. 

[TOR 5361]

What a run!   These are some world class offenses here, the D can only hang on.

 

actually hurt to type that

[beer 3215]

What cock play!

[WBT 20396]

Lulz, Mizzou facing 2nd and 59 after a plethora of penalties 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10131]

Mizzou calls a run play on 2nd and FIFTY-NINE...

 

[ztejas 43237]

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol light lagers… what are we? 17 years old and also in 1978?

None of the beers I mentioned is a light lager. Dipshit. 

[G650 13974]

Just now, WBT said:

Lulz, Mizzou facing 2nd and 59 after a plethora of penalties 

 

 

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

That play call just cost cumbie his job

[BamaATL 16592]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Lulz, Mizzou facing 2nd and 59 after a plethora of penalties 

That's nothing to upset about, more impressive than anything. 

[BachelorTrek 2924]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol light lagers… what are we? 17 years old and also in 1978?

If we were in 1978 yet, then we'd be extolling the virtues of beers like Schlitz and such, except not on the Net nor PCs and smartphones. Lulz.

[TOR 5361]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Mizzou calls a run play on 2nd and FIFTY-NINE...

 

Really showcasing that AAU membership.

[beer 3215]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

If we were in 1978 yet, then we'd be extolling the virtues of beers like Schlitz and such, except not on the Net nor PCs and smartphones. Lulz.

Gimme the bull

[ztejas 43237]

Columbia is going fucking wild. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5781]

Why do you do this to yourselves, chickens? 

[TOR 5361]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

If we were in 1978 yet, then we'd be extolling the virtues of beers like Schlitz and such, except not on the Net nor PCs and smartphones. Lulz.

'78 I was humping it to the neighborhood grocery store for a sixer of Schlitz and a pack of Marlboro Reds for the old man.  And candy for me.

[beer 3215]

Slip Brian Kelly a nifedipine, I think he's smelling toast

[mdmost 42747]

FUMBLE

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Stupid kicker center

[ztejas 43237]

Bitches gettin pregnant in South Carolina today. 

[WBT 20396]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Stupid kicker center

*qb

[BachelorTrek 2924]

2 minutes ago, beer said:

Slip Brian Kelly a nifedipine, I think he's smelling toast

[TOR 5361]

This game is so sh1tty it is entertaining.  

[elfenix 34165]

BC's qb lets BC's defense down 

[Radical Larry 28520]

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Did FSU just punt with 1:52 left, 2 TOs (so at least 45 seconds going off the clock) and needing a TD and 2 pt conversion just to tie?

[Brothahorn 10085]

23 minutes ago, TOR said:

Model Especial very meh, 67 on BA also poor.

In certain parts of Houston that will get you cut really deep, Ese. Every Friday the yard guys and drivers are downing a couple of cases. They might mix in a Pacifico every now and then.

[ClubWhatever 12085]

The rotating QB thing is stupid for SC.  The Ashford kid is not a QB.

[ztejas 43237]

Texas would fuck the everloving shit out of either of these teams. 

It really makes gamedays better.

[Hagbard Celine 10731]

aggy going apoplectic over the running time of this game

% of aggy with access to e+ ??

 

noles officially crashing in to the mountain - the postjimbo wasteland is full chernobyl

[ztejas 43237]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

In certain parts of Houston that will get you cut really deep, Ese. Every Friday the yard guys and drivers are downing a couple of cases. They might mix in a Pacifico every now and then.

Pacifico goes hard. Corona Familiar a good one too. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Did FSU just punt with 1:52 left, 2 TOs (so at least 45 seconds going off the clock) and needing a TD and 2 pt conversion just to tie?

Better chance of a defensive score, or at least something if they can hold Memphis, than 4th and 29 or whatever the hell it was. 

[closetojumping 62126]

This LSU center is being buttfucked on national television against his will. Grim. 

[Wally Pryor 5240]

USC is going to drill Michigan next weekend. Latter is just mediocre and that's it. 

[beer 3215]

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

aggy going apoplectic over the running time of this game

% of aggy with access to e+ ??

 

noles officially crashing in to the mountain - the postjimbo wasteland is full chernobyl

But we haz abc rezurvashin

[Surly Bevo 24692]

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Better chance of a defensive score, or at least something if they can hold Memphis, than 4th and 29 or whatever the hell it was. 

Yea I guess but now they get it back right where they were with a minute less of time, no timeouts and a long long field for a guy who doesn't really seem to be able to throw the ball.

[TOR 5361]

Just now, closetojumping said:

This LSU center is being buttfucked on national television against his will. Grim. 

Boom, his man knocks down a pass the next play.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, Wally Pryor said:

USC is going to drill Michigan next weekend. Latter is just mediocre and that's it. 

This is true, but it doesn’t look like LSU is all that great a win, either. 

[WBT 20396]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Did FSU just punt with 1:52 left, 2 TOs (so at least 45 seconds going off the clock) and needing a TD and 2 pt conversion just to tie?

About to get it back with 45 seconds left

[G650 13974]

Well Alabama looked like a semi competent football team this week at least.

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Yea I guess but now they get it back right where they were with a minute less of time, no timeouts and a long long field for a guy who doesn't really seem to be able to throw the ball.

They were fucked either way, imo. A makable 4th, you have to go. This at least gives them a shot, as impossible as it still is. 

[mdmost 42747]

Good Cock stand

[ztejas 43237]

1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

USC is going to drill Michigan next weekend. Latter is just mediocre and that's it. 

We'll see. 

[Firemans4Horn 17791]

DJ Uiagalelei is officially a worse qb in my estimation than Reggie Ball. And Reggie Ball is my barometer for all time shitty QB’s.