Game Thread Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN

[Carl Spackler 3,461]

Very Jekyll-and-Hyde game so far for Texas on offense.  

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

We have a lot of shit in the sidelines and around the field 

[AbeFroman 2,107]

1 minute ago, TOR said:

At least she shaved her pits.

I thought the exact same thing.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,900]

I don't care who we're playing, we have the best WR room in the country. All of the land. 

You hear that, tOSU? Fuck yo couch! 

[TOR 5,361]

Just now, AbeFroman said:

I thought the exact same thing.

Great minds think alike.  And fools seldom differ.

[Hondo 661]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

No ma'am it's too early for that
but never too early for boobs

Girl looks like the Arkansas mascot

[TexasGolf 4,854]

Cook looked like worthy with that burst

[Firemans4Horn 17,791]

Hey Denver:

 

[BurgleBro 770]

Was Banks back?   

 

Need an update

[Duane Moore 5,236]

We have played far from a clean game thus far but the disparity in the talent between these two teams from when we played them two years ago is staggering. 

Edited September 14 by Duane Moore

[Celery Man 20,870]

Ok send in the backup announcer

[randomhorn 1,602]

We need to shake off whatever this mental haze shit is we’re suffering from and get our act together 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,900]

How dare that motherfucker use the late great Stewart Scott's line. 

[I Plead Da Fif 240]

14 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Was Fox this bad last week with the commercials?

Subtle flex. Me too brah, me too

[Deej 76,475]

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Sark looks as frustrated as Surly

He's not getting any, either?

[TOR 5,361]

What in the world is going on here?

 

[jet black 179]

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Was Banks back?   

 

Need an update

Sark looked like he was laughing talking to him. I agree with the speculation up thread that he got hit in the nuts. 

[naija 2,851]

Just now, jet black said:

Sark looked like he was laughing talking to him. I agree with the speculation up thread that he got hit in the nuts. 

his nuts are in his shoulder?

[Majorcholas 507]

Don’t love ewers giving high fives with his non throwing hand purposefully.

[Deej 76,475]

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

No ma'am it's too early for that
but never too early for boobs

 

[Hmbre97 6,297]

Just now, TOR said:

What in the world is going on here?

 

Tits

[Hondo 661]

Just now, naija said:

his nuts are in his shoulder?

His shoulder.  Your chin.  They move around a lot.

[ztejas 43,237]

3 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I don't care who we're playing, we have the best WR room in the country. All of the land. 

You hear that, tOSU? Fuck yo couch! 

Bond and Golden is a fucking disgusting 2 team. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,480]

1 minute ago, jet black said:

Sark looked like he was laughing talking to him. I agree with the speculation up thread that he got hit in the nuts. 

Maybe he got hit in the dick?

[Dahobbs 17,418]

Just now, Majorcholas said:

Don’t love ewers giving high fives with his non throwing hand purposefully.

You'd prefer he do it with his throwing hand?

[AUS-97HORN 11,653]

these commercials are ridic. 

 

td. commercial, kickoff, commercial, 6 seconds left in the 1st Q, 1 play commercial

[Hmbre97 6,297]

Let Quinn dink and dunk 2 more TD drives in the 2nd quarter, then turn it over to Arch and Owens. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1,142]

There will be tits tonight……

[BurntOrange&White 39,480]

SACK!

[Dahobbs 17,418]

1 minute ago, naija said:

his nuts are in his shoulder?

I too thought it was his shoulder. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,900]

Lefau is a bad motherfucker 

[Majorcholas 507]

Just now, Dahobbs said:

You'd prefer he do it with his throwing hand?

It’s just obvious he’s avoiding using that hand for anything. Doesn’t give a “everything is fine with my hand” feeling

[Bodowned 671]

Must be so depressing to be Traylor knowing you’re in for another 3 hours of asskicking.

[ATXbronco 4,060]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

 

Hahah I was talking about the girl behind/left who was playing with her cleavage

[Dnaguy 11,736]

4 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

No ma'am it's too early for that
but never too early for boobs

the real question is, would you lick those armpits.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[you know you would]

[I Plead Da Fif 240]

1 minute ago, Hmbre97 said:

Tits

Nah. Overweight girl with downward facing nipple titties. She gonna be a big girl.

[AUS-97HORN 11,653]

yay a sack

[UTEE97 3,427]

"We are ok" as they lose 9 yards on a sack.

[Stunns38 3,357]

Subtle flex. Me too brah, me too

Unfortunately, not me too.

[ztejas 43,237]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Maybe he got hit in the dick?

I hit your mom in the dick. 

[Stunns38 3,357]

Bolden likes to play with fire

[Dahobbs 17,418]

Can we get UTSA's punter?

[TOR 5,361]

Just now, ztejas said:

I hit your mom in the dick. 

Kind of not a flex.  Unless it's Cartman.

[naija 2,851]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Lefau is a bad motherfucker 

my stream is like a full minute pus behind

[closetohumping 17,378]

Lmao. Denver Harris sighting !!?!

[Hmbre97 6,297]

Just now, I Plead Da Fif said:

Nah. Overweight girl with downward facing nipple titties. She gonna be a big girl.

Meh, they're fine when they're young like that. She didn't look THAT big. Just don't marry her

[AUS-97HORN 11,653]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

"We are ok" as they lose 9 yards on a sack.

you realize that interview happened during the commerical break, right?

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,900]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

the real question is, would you lick those armpits.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[you know you would]

Yes I would without shame 

[BurntOrange&White 39,480]

Banks back in

[ATXbronco 4,060]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

the real question is, would you lick those armpits.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[you know you would]

All the way to her asshole...