Game Thread Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN

[Laxtonto 12078]

Strained Ab...

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

Lulz Traylor stat padding.

[bigcigar 1164]

What a dumbass way to end the half. Can’t believe so many of you were so enamored with traylor

[MillerEP 30447]

Strained abdomen

[campcrunk 2438]

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

These announcers are horrible.  Tim Brando is an upgrade

They're the broadcasting equivalent of Florida's defense 

[thunderlounge 7815]

Just now, Nueces River Rat said:

These announcers are horrible.  Tim Brando is an upgrade

 

It would be great if it worked like MLB. Have your own channel, with your team's announcers.

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

Strained abdomen but i have a feeling its something else, the way sark answered it

[Funk Doctor Spock 12179]

I hope Quinn doesn't develop cancer after that hit 

/Surly

[UTEX_ME 4762]

That’s weeks long Injury

[Michael Knight 12977]

Strained abdomen 

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

UTSA is way too mouthy for a team down 21 in the 1st half against a team that's rotating a bunch of subs and playing a 2nd string QB.

 

[F250 28764]

Strained abdomen? Is that like a pulled muscle or tear?

[BurgleBro 787]

Yall called it strained abdomen

FFS

[Hondo 682]

Abdominal strain.  He pulled his fat.  😀

[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

Sark said he has a strained abdomen. 

[gofuckyourself 8207]

Ok Surly, strained abdomen timeframe

AND GO!

[ATXbronco 4062]

I asked my Doctor about Strained Abdomens (which apparently Ewers has):

[OU Sucks 8797]

Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Ok Surly, strained abdomen timeframe

AND GO!

6-8 years

[BurgleBro 787]

Just now, F250 said:

Strained abdomen? Is that like a pulled muscle or tear?

They won't know severity until MRI 

Then it comes down hoping he has wolverine healing factor regardless of the grade

[Jkwellborn 6692]

Does that mean the chicks are gonna have to do all the work?

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

I think Ewers could come back based on Sark's reaction to the trainer. He just told him that we're good and don't need him. 

[MirrOlure 14760]

Fuck Jeff Traylor. That Tom Herman-looking motherfucker.

Yep. His career window slammed shut and he never saw it coming. Should probably start calling East Texas School Districts and hook up a lifetime gig with benefits

[Bodowned 709]

How the hell does Ole Miss hit half a dozen wide open deep shots every week and we haven’t hit one in 2.5 games this year with our WR corps? Can’t imagine the defenses they are facing aren’t also playing shell coverage…

[StassneyHorn 6574]

Only reason he isn’t in pads was cause of the two quick TDs afterwards. If he comes out with his pants on and kept his shoulder pads off for second half I would not be surprised. He can absolutely go

[Dahobbs 17527]

Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

I think Ewers could come back based on Sark's reaction to the trainer. He just told him that we're good and don't need him. 

No. No he could not. 

[MillerEP 30447]

Strained/pulled muscle recovery are a few weeks long

[mdmost 43001]

Well we’re getting a lot of Arch now. I bet Quinn sits to maybe Miss St. Maybe OU

Edited September 15 by mdmost

[JBJ 3654]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Ok Surly, strained abdomen timeframe

AND GO!

AI is basically doctors:

[Steelers Roll Left 1167]

Abs?……….Just download “Seven Minute Abs”…….back after halftime…..

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1566]

All depends on severity. Miss St will be a maybe.  OU prolly the game he comes back. 

[dec3169 501]

https://www.healthline.com/health/abdominal-strain

 

[Hornsome 212]

Hoping just a week or two for Ewers.  

 

not happy about the run defense.  

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

4 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

These announcers are horrible.  Tim Brando is an upgrade

[Pancho 44712]

2 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

UTSA is way too mouthy for a team down 21 in the 1st half against a team that's rotating a bunch of subs and playing a 2nd string QB.

 

 

And it feels like Traylor is that type that will fuck up Texas because he wants the upset to get a better job going into next season. Or maybe I haven’t had enough to drink yet.

[bolverk 29656]

4 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

He isn’t walking normally

I'd make your avatar not walk normally. Who is she?

[Reynolds Woodcock 4739]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Strained abdomen but i have a feeling its something else, the way sark answered it

Go ahead, say it, you son of a bitch

[MrBig 5385]

5 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

These announcers are horrible.  Tim Brando is an upgrade

This still makes me laugh everytime I see it.

 

[ATXbronco 4062]

"It's not like he's leaving a pizza dinner"

WTF does that mean when asked how serious a strained abdomen is?!?

[4th&Five 41519]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Well we’re getting a lot of Arch now. I bet Quinn sits to maybe Miss St. Maybe OU

Fingers crossed for this. 

[mdmost 43001]

We need to throw deep on these cunts. Fuck that Taylor guy for UTSA

[Mother mopar 3318]

Best group of internet doctors on the net. 

[Laxtonto 12078]

It depends alot on how bad it really is, but if it was a tear Quinn wouldn't be on the sideline. How hes acting he is not even heavily taped or immobilized, so I am hoping it is more precautionary than anything.

[naija 2854]

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Strained abdomen? Is that like a pulled muscle or tear?

yes. part of your abdominal muscles originate from the ribs. strains come in grades, from not much, to a tear.

[Gene Parmesan 4003]

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

Abs?……….Just download “Seven Minute Abs”…….back after halftime…..

[6th Street 6390]

The recovery time for a strained abdomen can vary depending on the severity of the injury:

    1.    Mild strain (Grade 1): Usually heals within 1 to 3 weeks with proper rest and care.
    2.    Moderate strain (Grade 2): May take 4 to 6 weeks to heal, involving some muscle tears but not a complete rupture.
    3.    Severe strain (Grade 3): A complete tear may take several months to heal and might require surgery and physical therapy.

To speed recovery, it’s important to rest, apply ice, and avoid activities that could worsen the injury. You may also consider physical therapy or medical advice if the strain is moderate or severe.

[4th&Five 41519]

At least we’re not losing to Kentucky. 

[Hondo 682]

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:

All depends on severity. Miss St will be a maybe.  OU prolly the game he comes back. 

That's what we need.  A rusty QB in one of the biggest dogfights we'll have all year.

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

Damn, never seen so many doctors at one time on here.

[Horn80 6114]

Sark should play second and third team in second half.  Bet there be some huge hits.

[BrazilHorn 6586]

Fucking sucks for QE. Hate to see him get hurt when he was pretty much dissecting UTSA’s D. 
 

Heal up and in interim all the “Arch should’ve transferred pundits” can see why he elected to stay at Texas.