Game Thread Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN

[DaysOff 7819]

I hate this fucking game.

[6th Street 6340]

Quinn misses 2 games a year. It is what it is

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

8 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

 

 

Kinda racist.

 

[TexasTroll 454]

8 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Players talk shit to coaches all the time. This isn’t tapps. Now’s a good time to send a blindside black up that bitches ass.

Wasn’t that a Sandra Bullack movie??

[Laxtonto 11926]

Toledo up 21-3 on Mississippi State...

[elfenix 34165]

Going to Chili's. Probably the same one as @tx 3 putt if he's in Houston 

[Gene Parmesan 3991]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Damn, never seen so many doctors at one time on here.

We tailgated at a Holiday Inn Express 

[sith_horn 2367]

4 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Does that mean the chicks are gonna have to do all the work?

Correct. And no good jokes for the duration of recovery.

[dec3169 501]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Damn, never seen so many doctors at one time on here.

Normally it's lawyers. 

[UTEE97 3427]

Traylor and Mcguire are cut from the same cloth. 

[gofuckyourself 8113]

2 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Best group of internet doctors on the net. 

I'm not a doctor, but I listen to other alcoholic, depraved non-doctors on the internet.

[futureman 22408]

16 minutes ago, Pods said:

Hence why I said usually. I've only seen it once. 

take it easy, bud, I was fucking with you

[Steelers Roll Left 1142]

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

[OU Sucks 8744]

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

We need to throw deep on these cunts. Fuck that Taylor guy for UTSA

We tried and Arch missed the target by about 75 feet

[Bullneck 18976]

 

 

[ATXbronco 4060]

Sucks for his Heisman chances but just let him sit for nearly a month and come back for OU Sucks

Edited September 15 by ATXbronco

[Cairn Horn88 8142]

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

Toledo up 21-3 on Mississippi State...

Holy….

[Pancho 44348]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Traylor and Mcguire are cut from the same cloth. 

 

The high school cloth?

[Rickylovesweed 14154]

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Toledo up 21-3 on Mississippi State...

It was already known that Mississippi State sucks.

That Arizona State team that was in a battle against Texas State was in full control against Mississippi State. They're probably the caliber of Colorado State. 

[TexasGolf 4854]

Edited September 15 by TexasGolf

[JGrayDBU 334]

Just had flashbacks to the bad year of Mack when Colt got injured in the game against 'bama.

 

 Colt's lighting it up, and we had soft spot on the schedule in November.  It was time to take the training wheels off of Gilbert. Colt gives us a nice halftime lead, but what does Mack do?  He has Gilbert hand off the entire 2nd half.

 

Sark-you can prove you can be better than Mack ever dreamed.  Sit Ewers next week, and let Arch play the entire game with the entire playbook, or 90% of the playbook!  It is gonna take 2 deep at every position, so let's get the 2 deep experience at every position!!

[SOBMarcos 59]

Sucks for his Heisman chances but just let him sit for nearly a month and come back for OU Sucks

Plus a bye before ouSux

[MirrOlure 14605]

ChatGPT says he’ll be back for OU:

The recovery time for a quarterback with a strained abdomen depends on the severity of the strain. Here's a general breakdown:

1. **Mild strain (Grade 1)**: This involves slight tearing of muscle fibers, and recovery usually takes 1-3 weeks. The quarterback may return to play with proper treatment, including rest, physical therapy, and possibly anti-inflammatory medications.

2. **Moderate strain (Grade 2)**: In this case, there’s a more significant muscle tear, and recovery may take 4-6 weeks. The player will likely need a combination of rest, rehab exercises, and potentially treatments like ultrasound or massage therapy.

3. **Severe strain (Grade 3)**: A full muscle tear, which is rare, may require surgery and a much longer recovery period of several months. In this case, the player could miss the remainder of the season.

Throughout the recovery, the quarterback's ability to throw, twist, and absorb hits is closely monitored. Even after returning to play, managing the injury is key to prevent further strain.

[ATXbronco 4060]

Just now, SOBMarcos said:

Plus a bye before ouSux

I think you got in there before my edit

[Pancho 44348]

TD KENTUCKY!

[Yuk 1504]

Kentucky with a pick 6.

[UTEE97 3427]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

The high school cloth?

No, I meant both are white. 

[Valmy77 13092]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I want Quinn in street clothes by halftime!

Finger on the Monkey's Paw curls up....

[Hank_Hill 18449]

As a doctor, nobody knows shit yet. Stop guessing. 

[naija 2851]

12 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Not always.... (never had surgery for mine)

didn't say you always need surgery for one

[Longhornstampede 3173]

8 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

They won't know severity until MRI 

Then it comes down hoping he has wolverine healing factor regardless of the grade

If I were him I'd take a rub down from the hot mom in the Dr Pepper commercial too

[Stunns38 3357]

Normally it's nurses. 

Fify

[futureman 22408]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

TD KENTUCKY!

so?

[Dahobbs 17420]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I want Quinn in street clothes by halftime!

Burn this man. 

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

4 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

Wasn’t that a Sandra Bullack movie??

Haha I really should spell check before I hit submit. Drink drank drunk oh well. That dude was a huge bitch anyways. 

[BurntOrangeBlooded15 1564]

5 minutes ago, Hondo said:

That's what we need.  A rusty QB in one of the biggest dogfights we'll have all year.

Yeah.  Is what it is though.  Makes too much sense having a bye in between Miss State and OU.  If it’s minor you could see him vs Miss State but I doubt it.  

[futureman 22408]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

As a doctor, nobody knows shit yet. Stop guessing. 

how often do patients challenge you with webmd?

[Dnaguy 11737]

7 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Abs?……….Just download “Seven Minute Abs”…….back after halftime…..

[Pancho 44348]

Should….I also go to Chili’s?

 

[LTtxfan 48915]

4 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Traylor and Mcguire are cut from the same cloth. 

[Bevo 13488]

I once strained my abdomen on pussy, but wasn't out of the game for very long. I recommend that he abstain from pussy until after he starts his next football game. Trust me. It will speed his recovery.

[tvko23 71]

Injury sucks, but the silver lining is the timing with ULM, MSST, and bye upcoming.

[gofuckyourself 8113]

2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

ChatGPT says he’ll be back for OU

[Earl Haffler 576]

I always strain my abdomen when I rub one out.

[ATXbronco 4060]

6 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

Wasn’t that a Sandra Bullack movie??

Got to see her at Jesse James' open party when he still had his partial ownership of that speed shop in Austin.
Love that lady.  

[CurlyDumps 4438]

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

The high school cloth?

The cloth of psychotic overcompensating redass blowhards who order their players to hit the QB on handoffs.

[The Dude 1244]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

As a doctor, nobody knows shit yet. Stop guessing. 

Surly is usually dealing with a lot less info than they have now while making wild speculations. This is an improvement

[Hank_Hill 18449]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

how often do patients challenge you with webmd?

Pretty often. I tell them to stop being a retard and use Chat GPT like I do in my office. They don’t like that.

[texastroubadour 1203]

3 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Kentucky with a pick 6.

overturned 

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

This still makes me laugh everytime I see it.
 

Tim is such a dumbass….

and a twat.

obligatory….