Game Thread Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN

[Funk Doctor Spock 11900]

This team gonna have an orgy with the cheer squad, soccer team, and volleyball team. 

[BabaYaga 15201]

Moar!!!!!!!!

[naija 2851]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

This team gonna have an orgy with the cheer squad, soccer team, and volleyball team. 

of that group, the volleyball team is probably the most fun

[ATXbronco 4060]

Speaking of schedules.. I'd go tomorrow but I'll be hung over

https://circuitoftheamericas.com/event/motoamericasuperbikes/

[Real Papi 975]

BURKE. Great reaction and hands.  TEXAS!

[Jkwellborn 6644]

That Man is getting laid tonight

Dude looks like Hamilton Porter with straight hair.

[Nueces River Rat 5524]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

This team gonna have an orgy with the cheer squad, soccer team, and volleyball team. 

And Big Bertha and South Austin’s mom

[coachherman'sgrill 1975]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

This team gonna have an orgy with the cheer squad, soccer team, and volleyball team. 

That’s a lot of dick

[miguelito 11200]

Big Bertha lets anybody bang her.

[Jersey Man10 3500]

[Pato del Muerto 52314]

Utsa doing an ok job against our walk ons. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11900]

Why do they keep mentioning Mizzou? If we played them we would go no lube. 

[gofuckyourself 8112]

About time to flip over and root for Kentucky.

Although a #1 vs #2 matchup would be incredible.

Edited September 15 by gofuckyourself

[GreenspointTexas 9556]

Utsa ends the game 4 of 21 on 3rd and 4th down. Wow

[Fastbreak 3944]

Can't belive we have allowed more than 6 points a game this season. Is there a fire PK thread?

[miguelito 11200]

Oh shit, we won!

[MillerEP 30325]

Ran up 56, feels good

[OU Sucks 8744]

UTSA yaps a lot for a team down by 49 points

[Funk Doctor Spock 11900]

Just now, naija said:

of that group, the volleyball team is probably the most fun

Oh yeah. But the soccer team and cheer squad are a close second. 

Maddy Skinner on my face would be the best gift I could receive for Christmas. I should write her a sad letter about how I'm getting divorced and I need someone to hold my face between her legs. It's the only cure for loneliness 

[Derka 5914]

i don’t feel like we’ve even put our foot on the gas this year. u til proven otherwise this is the best team in the country.

[Jkwellborn 6644]

Ran up 56, feels good

Game really felt different after half time.

[ATXbronco 4060]

Quickest game-ending hug/hello I've ever seen.
Sark obviously not happy with Traylor and not hiding it either!

[naija 2851]

go to UGA - UK game

[UTEE97 3427]

With UGA struggling, do we vault to #1 in the rankings?

[futureman 22408]

3 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

I'm pretty sure Burke was committed to Maryland for lacrosse, not Michigan.

initially.  then switched to michigan for football and lacrosse.

[BabaYaga 15201]

Haff a hundrid…..beeches. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11900]

I forgot the swimming and diving team joining the team orgy. 

[jimmyjazz 45497]

Where's the post game presser link?  I can't find shit any more.

[hornbri 1367]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

With UGA struggling, do we vault to #1 in the rankings?

15 minutes to play, they could score 21 more points. 

[Texasborn91 896]

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Quickest game-ending hug/hello I've ever seen.
Sark obviously not happy with Traylor and not hiding it either!

What happened?

[Funk Doctor Spock 11900]

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

With UGA struggling, do we vault to #1 in the rankings?

Nah. They're actually playing and SECSECSEC "quality" opponent. They're looking ahead at out game. 

/SportsCenter

[Waterboarder 343]

2 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Quickest game-ending hug/hello I've ever seen.
Sark obviously not happy with Traylor and not hiding it either!

Fuck that puto

[ATXbronco 4060]

 

 

 

Next up, UFC @ the Sphere in Las Vegas

 

https://v2.sportsurge.net/watch-35610-ufc-306-o-malley-vs-dvalishvili

[GhostOfTomJoad 9302]

You mean other than UTSA taking cheap shots all game long?

[campcrunk 2344]

Just now, Texasborn91 said:

What happened?

More than a few cheap shots and lots of general running off at the mouth by UTSA (despite being on the receiving end of colossal ass beating)

[ATXbronco 4060]

But first, Georgia is losing to Kentucky

 

ABC & ESPN+ 9002

 

edit:  Until I posted this, now it's 12-9 Georgia in the 4th quarter

Edited September 15 by ATXbronco

[Funk Doctor Spock 11900]

We should be #1. We've finished everyone in our path. Fuck Georgia. Kentucky sucks shit. 

[Jersey Man10 3500]

It’s like y’all didn’t watch the game.

[WBT 20396]

 

[mdmost 42747]

We’re gonna be okay. Everything is going to be okay.

[Willfully Horn 7913]

Remember when these type of games caused the thought of worry? I remember.

 

Has there ever been a team so blessed with talent behind the center?

[ATXbronco 4060]

3 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

What happened?

UTSA was playing dirty and damaged three of our starters to the point where they may not start for a couple games

[WBT 20396]

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We should be #1. We've finished everyone in our path. Fuck Georgia. Kentucky sucks shit. 

But sec grind?

[FunkSoulBrother 923]

8 minutes ago, Real Papi said:

BURKE. Great reaction and hands.  TEXAS!

I hope the one on the right isn't CGI

[thunderlounge 7733]

1 hour ago, TOR said:

Yeah screw this, humiliate them.

 

I guess a 50 burger will have to do.

[Jkwellborn 6644]

UTSA was playing dirty and damaged three of our starters to the point where they may not start for a couple games

Who? Ewers was the only one that didn’t come back in wasn’t he?

[Pancho 44331]

5 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

What happened?

[ATXbronco 4060]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

 

I hope that's a fucking Amazon drone.

Those bastards are annoying when they pass over your house.  

I'm the only machine allowed to make buzzing sounds out my house.

[Bevo14 8250]

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Nah. They're actually playing and SECSECSEC "quality" opponent. They're looking ahead at out game. 

/SportsCenter

Kentucky vaults into the top 10 with a close loss.  Top 3 with a win. 

[jimmyjazz 45497]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

UTSA was playing dirty and damaged three of our starters to the point where they may not start for a couple games

Yeah, I lost all respect for Traylor after that.  Fuck that guy and his squad of untalented goons.