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http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/oklahoma-pony-case-629403

AUGUST 6--In full view of several onlookers, an Oklahoma man allegedly had sex with a pony in a field outside Tulsa, according to police.

Responding to a 911 call about “a man having sex with a pony,” Rogers County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrived around 8:45 AM Wednesday morning to a rural neighborhood in Inola, a city about 30 miles east of Tulsa.

Upon arriving at the scene, a local resident told cops she was leaving for work when she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.”

 

Well, you have to admit, the pony was probably better-looking than most of the girls in Oklahoma......

 

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http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/oklahoma-pony-case-629403
AUGUST 6--In full view of several onlookers, an Oklahoma man allegedly had sex with a pony in a field outside Tulsa, according to police.
Responding to a 911 call about “a man having sex with a pony,” Rogers County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrived around 8:45 AM Wednesday morning to a rural neighborhood in Inola, a city about 30 miles east of Tulsa.
Upon arriving at the scene, a local resident told cops she was leaving for work when she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.”
 
Well, you have to admit, the pony was probably better-looking than most of the girls in Oklahoma......
 
Lady that called the cops must be new to Oklahoma.
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I'm picturing this as the opening scene of The Baker Mayfield Story.  In the second scene, the pony shoots out Baby Baker, who grabs his crotch at the vet and sneers at the camera.

And it's all downhill from there.

 

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Best part (to me) is that when the woman and her daughter saw it, the first instinct of the daughter was to start filming on her phone.  Not utter disgust, mind you, but to start filming.

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On 8/6/2018 at 4:32 PM, Ragnarok said:

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/oklahoma-pony-case-629403

AUGUST 6--In full view of several onlookers, an Oklahoma man allegedly had sex with a pony in a field outside Tulsa, according to police.

Responding to a 911 call about “a man having sex with a pony,” Rogers County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrived around 8:45 AM Wednesday morning to a rural neighborhood in Inola, a city about 30 miles east of Tulsa.

Upon arriving at the scene, a local resident told cops she was leaving for work when she “observed a white male full nude standing in the field having sex with a pony.” The woman called a neighbor and “asked her to check it out and call the police.”

 

Well, you have to admit, the pony was probably better-looking than most of the girls in Oklahoma......

 


 

I was traveling through Oklahoma when it started to really rain hard. I decided to wait out the storm in a dive bar. The only other person at the bar was a young man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turned to me  and said in a thick Okie accent:

"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and heat, but do they call me  Cletus the bar builder? No."

He continued "Do you see that wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the wind and the dust storms, but do they call me Cletus the wall builder? No."

"Do ya see that shotgun shack out there on the stock tank? I built that shack with my own bare hands, stealing each piece of plywood and arranging it so it would keep the dust out. Do they call me Cletus the shack builder ? No."

"But yew fuck one pony.."

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2 hours ago, Handcruser said:

Well I have to give the guy props for asking the value of each item. He seems very organized. I wonder what software he uses to inventory all of his loot?

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After reading the thread title, but before clicking the thread, I always stop and think for a moment, and ponder what it could possibly be this time. Meth trailer blows up? Toothless lovers in a slap fight rolling in hog waller?

My imagination is never up to the task.

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5 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Wholly shit, I'd better be careful, never dreamed there would be leg bandits running around loose..

Username implies that leg bandits are the ones that need to be fearful. 

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On 8/6/2018 at 4:32 PM, Ragnarok said:

Well, you have to admit, the pony was probably better-looking than most of the girls in Oklahoma......

What's the difference between a catfish and a girl from Oklahoma?  One has big lips and whiskers and the other is a fish.

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16 minutes ago, Hate said:

What's the difference between a catfish and a girl from Oklahoma?  One has big lips, whiskers and is a bottom feeder. The other is a fish.

fify

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Wait. They sell those by the pound?
Nah, they only put that in there so you would be able to tell the size.

...It's shown for scale.

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