Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX

[Zepol87 9188]

Damn what a play. So think interception 

[TexArcher 37947]

WR never controlled it.  That's a pick.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Brando is the definition of idiocy.

[campcrunk 2492]

Clearly a pick. Watch the refs give it Nebraska anyway, though

[BurntEyes 6000]

Pick

[campcrunk 2492]

Also, damn you Nebraska for forcing me to root for a team coached by Bret Bielema 

['stache 21818]

That’s crazy! Definitely an int.

[TOR 5647]

RIght call, and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck corn.

[morehornsepower 887]

That's a pick all day.  Also, my God, you guys are right -Brando is a beating, but both these guys suck ass.

[Royal Horn 5]

This other guy announcing with Brando is way worse than Spencer Tillman... Constant useless blathering 

[campcrunk 2492]

Suck it, Nebraska

[LTtxfan 49240]

4 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Isaiah Neyor sighting

[TexArcher 37947]

Just now, Royal Horn said:

This other guy announcing with Brando is way worse than Spencer Tillman... Constant useless blathering 

It's hard to be worse than Spencer Tillman, but he's putting his whole ass into it.

[Topper13 3361]

Man, Bert is fatter than ever

[TOR 5647]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Hustle Man sighting DRINK.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Just now, Royal Horn said:

This other guy announcing with Brando is way worse than Spencer Tillman... Constant useless blathering 

Devin Gardner is channeling an RGIII starter kit and it's not a good listen.

[TOR 5647]

Yikes, what happened to the hot corn girls?  Both of them?

[OU Sucks 8864]

Man, those cornaggy fans look miserable

[TexArcher 37947]

Jesus, I'm gonna have a nightmare about these Nebraska fans.

[Wally Pryor 5261]

2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Man, Bert is fatter than ever

 

[LTtxfan 49240]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It's hard to be worse than Spencer Tillman, but he's putting his whole ass into it.

Spencer you say....

[OU Sucks 8864]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Jesus, I'm gonna have a nightmare about these Nebraska fans.

[Deej 76820]

I just hope I'm around to witness Tim Brando have a coronary on live tv.

[boilerhorn 1392]

This is a tough one.  Cheer against Nebraska or cheer against Bret.

[campcrunk 2492]

Damn, dude. Throw that shit away

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 273]

Just now, Deej said:

I just hope I'm around to witness Tim Brando have a coronary on live tv.

He still wouldn't shut up all the way to the ground.

['stache 21818]

Are they right that a few years ago that would have been a TD? I thought possession always mattered. The dude had it it his hands for like a quarter of a second.

[ztejas 43467]

I've never heard a pbp guy with such a loose grasp on the rules as Brando. 

[Blotto 23543]

Just now, boilerhorn said:

This is a tough one.  Cheer against Nebraska or cheer against Bret.

Not for me....fuck Nebraska. 

['stache 21818]

Fuck Nebraska forever. I have zero feelings about Illinois. I never even think of them having a football team.

[Deej 76820]

Just now, Blotto said:

Not for me....fuck Nebraska. 

Any school who claims they have the best fans ever can fuck themselves. So fuck Nebraska, and aggy.

[campcrunk 2492]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Not for me....fuck Nebraska. 

This is the correct answer. Bret Bielema is, as we all know, a fat fucking retard who deserves any and all bad things that happen to him. But Nebraska and their "BEST FANZ IN THE WUIRLD!!" are another level 

Edited September 21 by campcrunk

[TOR 5647]

BIelema gave us The Watson unit of offensive measurement.  

[ztejas 43467]

Good God Beliema is a fucking unit. 

[boilerhorn 1392]

Ok.  I am now convinced.  Fuck Nebraska.

Plus, @TOR reminded me of Bielema's innovative capabilities in creating a new unit of measure.  

[Billy Pilgrim 1963]

Congrats Brando- you’ve replaced Danielson as the shittiest football commentator.

[WhatTheBuck 28787]

13 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Brando is the definition of idiocy.

He sucks so bad. Devin Gardner is actually decent. He’s just saddled with a moron. Not a good influence for a young broadcaster. 

[Wally Pryor 5261]

Is Fattie still tied to this?

 

[LTtxfan 49240]

10 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Man, Bert is fatter than ever

Yeah hard to believe but true...

Spoilered old picture

Spoiler

 

[boilerhorn 1392]

Money can buy happiness?

ref: slim attractive blonde Bret is/was attached to.

Edited September 21 by boilerhorn

[campcrunk 2492]

Nice missed facemask, refs

['stache 21818]

The fat fucking retard thread title always cracked me up. Can someone remind me specifically why he’s hated here?

[TOR 5647]

A 5 yard dump off is a "beautiful pass?"  good lord

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

lol bert

[Blotto 23543]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah hard to believe but true...

Spoilered old picture

  Reveal hidden contents

 

That's like 1/3 of present day Bert

[TOR 5647]

Just now, 'stache said:

The fat fucking retard thread title always cracked me up. Can someone remind me specifically why he’s hated here?

He talked the talk and walked the walk all over Texas in The Bowl Which Will Not Be Named.

[campcrunk 2492]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

The fat fucking retard thread title always cracked me up. Can someone remind me specifically why he’s hated here?

It rhymes with "borderline erotic." 

 

Just Google "2014 Texas Bowl." I'm not posting a link to that shitshow here. I don't want to trigger anyone

Edited September 21 by campcrunk

[Vermin 3046]

Just now, TOR said:

He talked the talk and walked the walk all over Texas in The Bowl Which Will Not Be Named.

We should thank him for doing a solid and getting Charlie out the door as quickly as possible.

['stache 21818]

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

It rhymes with "borderline erotic." 

 

Just Google "2014 Texas Bowl." I'm not posting a link to that shitshow here. I don't want to trigger anyone

Got it, thanks.

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 273]

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

It rhymes with "borderline erotic." 

 

Just Google 2014 Texas Bowl. I'm not posting a link to that shitshow here. I don't want to trigger anyone

and for that we are ALL grateful.