Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX

[Zepol87 9158]

Damn what a play. So think interception 

[TexArcher 37415]

WR never controlled it.  That's a pick.

[Wally Pryor 5236]

Brando is the definition of idiocy.

[campcrunk 2331]

Clearly a pick. Watch the refs give it Nebraska anyway, though

[BurntEyes 5778]

Pick

[campcrunk 2331]

Also, damn you Nebraska for forcing me to root for a team coached by Bret Bielema 

['stache 21730]

That’s crazy! Definitely an int.

[TOR 5356]

RIght call, and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck corn.

[morehornsepower 864]

That's a pick all day.  Also, my God, you guys are right -Brando is a beating, but both these guys suck ass.

[Royal Horn 5]

This other guy announcing with Brando is way worse than Spencer Tillman... Constant useless blathering 

[campcrunk 2331]

Suck it, Nebraska

[LTtxfan 48828]

4 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Isaiah Neyor sighting

[TexArcher 37415]

Just now, Royal Horn said:

This other guy announcing with Brando is way worse than Spencer Tillman... Constant useless blathering 

It's hard to be worse than Spencer Tillman, but he's putting his whole ass into it.

[Topper13 3188]

Man, Bert is fatter than ever

[TOR 5356]

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Hustle Man sighting DRINK.

[Wally Pryor 5236]

Just now, Royal Horn said:

This other guy announcing with Brando is way worse than Spencer Tillman... Constant useless blathering 

Devin Gardner is channeling an RGIII starter kit and it's not a good listen.

[TOR 5356]

Yikes, what happened to the hot corn girls?  Both of them?

[OU Sucks 8743]

Man, those cornaggy fans look miserable

[TexArcher 37415]

Jesus, I'm gonna have a nightmare about these Nebraska fans.

[Wally Pryor 5236]

2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Man, Bert is fatter than ever

 

[LTtxfan 48828]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

It's hard to be worse than Spencer Tillman, but he's putting his whole ass into it.

Spencer you say....

[OU Sucks 8743]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Jesus, I'm gonna have a nightmare about these Nebraska fans.

[Deej 76404]

I just hope I'm around to witness Tim Brando have a coronary on live tv.

[boilerhorn 1300]

This is a tough one.  Cheer against Nebraska or cheer against Bret.

[campcrunk 2331]

Damn, dude. Throw that shit away

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 268]

Just now, Deej said:

I just hope I'm around to witness Tim Brando have a coronary on live tv.

He still wouldn't shut up all the way to the ground.

['stache 21730]

Are they right that a few years ago that would have been a TD? I thought possession always mattered. The dude had it it his hands for like a quarter of a second.

[ztejas 43206]

I've never heard a pbp guy with such a loose grasp on the rules as Brando. 

[Blotto 23366]

Just now, boilerhorn said:

This is a tough one.  Cheer against Nebraska or cheer against Bret.

Not for me....fuck Nebraska. 

['stache 21730]

Fuck Nebraska forever. I have zero feelings about Illinois. I never even think of them having a football team.

[Deej 76404]

Just now, Blotto said:

Not for me....fuck Nebraska. 

Any school who claims they have the best fans ever can fuck themselves. So fuck Nebraska, and aggy.

[campcrunk 2331]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Not for me....fuck Nebraska. 

This is the correct answer. Bret Bielema is, as we all know, a fat fucking retard who deserves any and all bad things that happen to him. But Nebraska and their "BEST FANZ IN THE WUIRLD!!" are another level 

Edited September 21 by campcrunk

[TOR 5356]

BIelema gave us The Watson unit of offensive measurement.  

[ztejas 43206]

Good God Beliema is a fucking unit. 

[boilerhorn 1300]

Ok.  I am now convinced.  Fuck Nebraska.

Plus, @TOR reminded me of Bielema's innovative capabilities in creating a new unit of measure.  

[Billy Pilgrim 1909]

Congrats Brando- you’ve replaced Danielson as the shittiest football commentator.

[WhatTheBuck 28696]

13 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Brando is the definition of idiocy.

He sucks so bad. Devin Gardner is actually decent. He’s just saddled with a moron. Not a good influence for a young broadcaster. 

[Wally Pryor 5236]

Is Fattie still tied to this?

 

[LTtxfan 48828]

10 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Man, Bert is fatter than ever

Yeah hard to believe but true...

Spoilered old picture

Spoiler

 

[boilerhorn 1300]

Money can buy happiness?

ref: slim attractive blonde Bret is/was attached to.

Edited September 21 by boilerhorn

[campcrunk 2331]

Nice missed facemask, refs

['stache 21730]

The fat fucking retard thread title always cracked me up. Can someone remind me specifically why he’s hated here?

[TOR 5356]

A 5 yard dump off is a "beautiful pass?"  good lord

[MNLonghornFUKM 8798]

lol bert

[Blotto 23366]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Yeah hard to believe but true...

Spoilered old picture

  Reveal hidden contents

 

That's like 1/3 of present day Bert

[TOR 5356]

Just now, 'stache said:

The fat fucking retard thread title always cracked me up. Can someone remind me specifically why he’s hated here?

He talked the talk and walked the walk all over Texas in The Bowl Which Will Not Be Named.

[campcrunk 2331]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

The fat fucking retard thread title always cracked me up. Can someone remind me specifically why he’s hated here?

It rhymes with "borderline erotic." 

 

Just Google "2014 Texas Bowl." I'm not posting a link to that shitshow here. I don't want to trigger anyone

Edited September 21 by campcrunk

[Vermin 3040]

Just now, TOR said:

He talked the talk and walked the walk all over Texas in The Bowl Which Will Not Be Named.

We should thank him for doing a solid and getting Charlie out the door as quickly as possible.

['stache 21730]

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

It rhymes with "borderline erotic." 

 

Just Google "2014 Texas Bowl." I'm not posting a link to that shitshow here. I don't want to trigger anyone

Got it, thanks.

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 268]

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

It rhymes with "borderline erotic." 

 

Just Google 2014 Texas Bowl. I'm not posting a link to that shitshow here. I don't want to trigger anyone

and for that we are ALL grateful.