Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX

[ztejas 43245]

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

Ha! I love that Nebraska fans have to watch the Madisen Skinner HEB commercial that's basically a UT ad during their game. Enjoy that shit, crybabies

Yeah that's not how advertising works. 

[campcrunk 2346]

Just now, ztejas said:

Yeah that's not how advertising works. 

You don't think there's Nebraska fans watching from Texas? 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Just checking in to ask if Dylan is as big a doucher as his dad?

[jimmyjazz 45513]

My Illinois buddies are wondering why UT DB transfer Brooks isn't getting much playing time.  Anyone know something?

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Just checking in to ask if Dylan is as big a doucher as his dad?

I was at the game where that douchebag got all cocky with our student section.  Didn't work out.

[Burt Macklin 18988]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

My Illinois buddies are wondering why UT DB transfer Brooks isn't getting much playing time.  Anyone know something?

He’s terrible. 

[campcrunk 2346]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

My Illinois buddies are wondering why UT DB transfer Brooks isn't getting much playing time.  Anyone know something?

He's just not very good despite the 5 star/high 4 star ranking

[TOR 5361]

Damn more foobaw on some random network.  Friday night is AWESOME!

[ztejas 43245]

3 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

You don't think there's Nebraska fans watching from Texas? 

Sure there are.

Just saying I don't think they're getting HEB ads IN Nebraska. 

[campcrunk 2346]

Just now, TOR said:

Damn more foobaw on some random network.  Friday night is AWESOME!

I've been in CFB withdrawal all week and last night did very little to alleviate it. Where is my Tuesday night MACtion??? 

[jimmyjazz 45513]

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

He’s terrible. 

He's not Illinois terrible.

[TOR 5361]

Just now, campcrunk said:

I've been in CFB withdrawal all week and last night did very little to alleviate it. Where is my Tuesday night MACtion??? 

November 4 I think.  

[campcrunk 2346]

Goddamn, Illinois is just killing themselves with bad penalties on O

[Burt Macklin 18988]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

He's not Illinois terrible.

 Except he is. He commits a hold/DPI on pretty much every play he’s in, and he’s still getting beat. Illinois has some good DBs. Brooks isn’t one of them. 

[TOR 5361]

Watching OTA, the wazoo/sjsu game looks so much better than Fox's 720p garbage broadcast.

[WBT 20397]

20 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Directly ripped off from urban.  Yet we went right back to that "tree" after firing him.  And 90% of you jokers wanted to hire the head fraud after that.

[campcrunk 2346]

Princewill Umanmielen sighting

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

Phish - Tweezer on the outro. 

[jimmyjazz 45513]

A stroll back through memory lane, our record in the Big 12 vs Nebraska.  lulz

[TotallyLegit 3050]

This Illinois offense is borderline prudish.

[campcrunk 2346]

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He's not Illinois terrible.

As Burt Macklin said, he's pretty awful, dude. I hate to say it about the kid but he's really just not good

[WhatTheBuck 28700]

5 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I've been in CFB withdrawal all week and last night did very little to alleviate it. Where is my Tuesday night MACtion??? 

November. 

[Billy Pilgrim 1912]

Altmeyer (sp?) sucks. Dude panics in the pocket and goes down like a bitch.

[ztejas 43245]

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

And 90% of you jokers wanted to hire the head fraud after that.

Um. Yes. We did. We had been desert wandering for 12 fucking years at that point. And then Sark went 5-7 in year one.

But thank you, Captain hindsight. 

[TOR 5361]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Um. Yes. We did. We had been desert wandering for 12 fucking years at that point. And then Sark went 5-7 in year one.

But thank you, Captain hindsight. 

At that point Henry Winkler would have been acceptable.

[ztejas 43245]

Bruschetta with the punt. 

[Horn80 6074]

Needs to be said again.  Brando is fucking choad.

[TotallyLegit 3050]

As someone who hasn't provided value in decades and could use some easy credit, I'm finding these Matt Leinart Discover ads persuasive.

[Horn80 6074]

11 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

This Illinois offense is borderline prudish.

 

[TOR 5361]

JFC brando is so lost he can't even see what is happening on the field.

[campcrunk 2346]

Hell of a catch by number 6 for Illinois

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

JFC brando is so lost he can't even see what is happening on the field.

is it O street that has all of the bars on it? i dont remember anything from the 2010 Horns game in Lincoln 

[MrBig 5279]

11 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Needs to be said again.  Brando is fucking choad.

I love posting this when Brando is mentioned. Never fails to make me laugh.

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

has anyone mentioned the ref looks like bill burr?

[TotallyLegit 3050]

LOL, "you're not allowed to throw punches, right?"

Might be the unintentionally funniest thing I've heard a commentator say.

Edited September 21 by TotallyLegit

[TOR 5361]

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

is it O street that has all of the bars on it? i dont remember anything from the 2010 Horns game in Lincoln 

In my day Pat Summerall could hold his liquor and still call a game.

[ztejas 43245]

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

has anyone mentioned the ref looks like bill burr?

"Ah jeez. Fuckin pass interference again. Fuckin morons."

[TotallyLegit 3050]

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

has anyone mentioned the ref looks like bill burr?

Anyone mentioned Matt Rhule looks like the SEC roll call guy?

[Topper13 3200]

 

[Vermin 3042]

 

[TOR 5361]

The prudish illini playing some pretty good D tonight.

of course as soon as i say that...

 

[Shaggyhorn 641]

Good for Neyor.

[Yuk 1505]

Neyor just cooked Brooks.

[Topper13 3200]

trash d

[jimmyjazz 45513]

8 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Anyone mentioned Matt Rhule looks like the SEC roll call guy?

I told my Illini buddy that Rhule sold me an oil filter at Autozone last weekend.  He thought it was plausible.

[ztejas 43245]

1 minute ago, Shaggyhorn said:

Good for Neyor.

I mean. Sure? 

Not exactly a Longhorn legend. 

[Horn Dogg 3805]

Neyor looks bad ass.  Wish we could have seen him healthy last year.

[Tuco 5076]

Fun game so far.

[TexArcher 37455]

Yeah, this isn't bad entertainment for a neutral on a Friday night.

[BigHornedLurker 1894]

 

"Uhh my subtitles say boner" 

[TOR 5361]

1 minute ago, Tuco said:

Fun game so far.

 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, this isn't bad entertainment for a neutral on a Friday night.

Very, very true.  It satisfies the jones with no skin and no downside.