Game Thread Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +

[Nivek 17329]

Why isn’t Peyton on the sidelines and coaching his nephew up

They have been doing that for years to get him to this point. They know what they are doing and when to back off.

[Degenerate Gardner 4130]

Lowell never even acknowledged the 1st & goal. I feel bad for Fozzie.

[Stunns38 3763]

It like fkn Lowell just like to dig random shit and stats to pile dogshit on Texas. Just shut the hell up already

He gets so animated on a 3 yd catch vs us. Fuck him

[The Ace of Aces 5366]

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Think this was brought up before, but not sure if answered... is Wisner hurt?

Yes, banged up and was questionable to play. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1280]

The last we see of Arch?…..

[jdhorn92 1586]

Craig had the 1st down 

[ztejas 44114]

These bitches in this Bimzelx ad could get it. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

Has anyone tried Factor meals? If so, is it worth it?

[dad 557]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Would have preferred to have Arch get a few throws but ok. Lots of 2nd half to go.

what better way to indirectly tell your QB to calm down by not letting him throw a whole drive

[AUS-97HORN 11990]

Just now, Degenerate Gardner said:

Lowell never even acknowledged the 1st & goal. I feel bad for Fozzie.

well thats because the broadcast already listed us as being 1st and goal after the 12 man penalty.... but we were 1st and 5 on that play.   so he never saw that we got the first on the run past the 5

[Deej 77665]

2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

"66 yard drive, all on the ground, but none of the runs were over 23 yards  " - Lowell Galindo, when he masturbates tonight.

C'mon, man. None of us needed the image of him fingering his clit.

[coachherman'sgrill 2627]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Has anyone tried Factor meals? If so, is it worth it?

No different than any other ship to door meals. Always go with a Shiner and ham sandwich 

[boilerhorn 1602]

Fwiw, another team I follow - Purdue - is really not very good and they have a 60+ yard RB run against Indiana State and a 28 yard run tonight against Oregon state.  Texas would beat Purdue by whatever score Sark desired.

[USNALonghorn 5155]

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

longest run by a rb = 23 yards

Stupid and meanignless stat.

Reminds me of the announcers constantly bringing up that we were one of two FBS teams without any plays of over 50 yd while we were buttfucking #5 UGA in the Sugar Bowl

[TOR 6100]

Fozzy making up some words in the booth.

[AUS-97HORN 11990]

gang fucking tackle on 2nd down

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

Sorrell is an unsung hero 

[Party_Taco 3882]

Has anyone tried Factor meals? If so, is it worth it?

IMO, all such subscriptions depend on personal needs. The food is all fine to pretty good, but they make the most sense if you’ve got some combination of little time / money to burn / limited cooking skills.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

Gbenda has stepped up big time. 

[AUS-97HORN 11990]

booty shudda knocked that shit down instead of catch it. 

[Sgt Hulk 14329]

Taafe almost killed him 

[cactusflinthead 27626]

Just now, boilerhorn said:

Fwiw, another team I follow - Purdue - is really not very good and they have a 60+ yard RB run against Indiana State and a 28 yard run tonight against Oregon state.  Texas would beat Purdue by whatever score Sark desired.

 Obligatory Name checks out.

 

[NashLonghorn 297]

Should’ve knocked the ball down. 

[ATXbronco 4381]

Booty caught his own pass hahahah

[Topper13 3583]

Caught that shit himself

[Deej 77665]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

No different than any other ship to door meals. Always go with a Shiner and ham sandwich 

That reminds me, Steel Shank meal delivery would kill it. 

[AUS-97HORN 11990]

we love flags

[TexArcher 38816]

General Booty now has more receptions than Arch Manning and Quinn Ewers combined.  And no one is talking about him.

[USNALonghorn 5155]

What a fucking flag fest

[Valmy77 13567]

How many more times is Galindo going to mention our redzone struggles from last year?

[Steelers Roll Left 1280]

Nice catch Booty

[Topper13 3583]

So many flags

[Bodowned 854]

It’s a 32 point game that was never in doubt, but we’re still gonna end up with 20+ combined penalties at this rate. Unreal.

[pacman 7485]

sloppy night from the Horns...maybe feeling their rank a little too much

lacking focus and discipline for sure

Edited September 22 by pacman

[The Longest Horn 154]

Refs gonna need to ice their arms after the game 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2090]

Ridiculous amount of penalties 

[ATXbronco 4381]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Booty caught his own pass hahahah

wow, the QB is tied for second most receptions

[MillerEP 30830]

The refs have been throwing flags left and right

[Kel Varnsen 8682]

It's raining flags, hallejah.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

General ass the worst QB I've seen, probably ever. He's so bad. Incompetent. 

[cactusflinthead 27626]

Everyone fucked up.

Do it again 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13120]

Are these SEC refs? They suck 

[Steelers Roll Left 1280]

Booth had no clue…

[DixonHur 11938]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

How many more times is Galindo going to mention our redzone struggles from last year?

Just be happy he didn't mention that Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley's dads were college roommates in college

[Sgt Hulk 14329]

I cannot wait for punts to be out lawee 

[AUS-97HORN 11990]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

How many more times is Galindo going to mention our redzone struggles from last year?

its galindo... he brought 5 talking points with him on his note sheet and he cant fucking stop talking about those same points

[jw4381 3240]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

That reminds me, Steel Shank meal delivery would kill it. 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2090]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

General ass the worst QB I've seen, probably ever. He's so bad. Incompetent. 

He’s ass my dude 

[Party_Taco 3882]

Oh but THAT doesn’t draw a flag?! Fuck off…

[Surly Bevo 25654]

Why would you not throw the flag there