Game Thread Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +

[Nivek 16,808]

Why isn’t Peyton on the sidelines and coaching his nephew up

They have been doing that for years to get him to this point. They know what they are doing and when to back off.

[Degenerate Gardner 4,081]

Lowell never even acknowledged the 1st & goal. I feel bad for Fozzie.

[Stunns38 3,357]

It like fkn Lowell just like to dig random shit and stats to pile dogshit on Texas. Just shut the hell up already

He gets so animated on a 3 yd catch vs us. Fuck him

[The Ace of Aces 5,106]

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Think this was brought up before, but not sure if answered... is Wisner hurt?

Yes, banged up and was questionable to play. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1,142]

The last we see of Arch?…..

[jdhorn92 1,535]

Craig had the 1st down 

[ztejas 43,247]

These bitches in this Bimzelx ad could get it. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,913]

Has anyone tried Factor meals? If so, is it worth it?

[dad 557]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Would have preferred to have Arch get a few throws but ok. Lots of 2nd half to go.

what better way to indirectly tell your QB to calm down by not letting him throw a whole drive

[AUS-97HORN 11,654]

Just now, Degenerate Gardner said:

Lowell never even acknowledged the 1st & goal. I feel bad for Fozzie.

well thats because the broadcast already listed us as being 1st and goal after the 12 man penalty.... but we were 1st and 5 on that play.   so he never saw that we got the first on the run past the 5

[Deej 76,513]

2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

"66 yard drive, all on the ground, but none of the runs were over 23 yards  " - Lowell Galindo, when he masturbates tonight.

C'mon, man. None of us needed the image of him fingering his clit.

[coachherman'sgrill 1,978]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Has anyone tried Factor meals? If so, is it worth it?

No different than any other ship to door meals. Always go with a Shiner and ham sandwich 

[boilerhorn 1,334]

Fwiw, another team I follow - Purdue - is really not very good and they have a 60+ yard RB run against Indiana State and a 28 yard run tonight against Oregon state.  Texas would beat Purdue by whatever score Sark desired.

[USNALonghorn 5,024]

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

longest run by a rb = 23 yards

Stupid and meanignless stat.

Reminds me of the announcers constantly bringing up that we were one of two FBS teams without any plays of over 50 yd while we were buttfucking #5 UGA in the Sugar Bowl

[TOR 5,361]

Fozzy making up some words in the booth.

[AUS-97HORN 11,654]

gang fucking tackle on 2nd down

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,913]

Sorrell is an unsung hero 

[Party_Taco 3,671]

Has anyone tried Factor meals? If so, is it worth it?

IMO, all such subscriptions depend on personal needs. The food is all fine to pretty good, but they make the most sense if you’ve got some combination of little time / money to burn / limited cooking skills.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,913]

Gbenda has stepped up big time. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,654]

booty shudda knocked that shit down instead of catch it. 

[Sgt Hulk 13,637]

Taafe almost killed him 

[cactusflinthead 27,594]

Just now, boilerhorn said:

Fwiw, another team I follow - Purdue - is really not very good and they have a 60+ yard RB run against Indiana State and a 28 yard run tonight against Oregon state.  Texas would beat Purdue by whatever score Sark desired.

 Obligatory Name checks out.

 

[NashLonghorn 270]

Should’ve knocked the ball down. 

[ATXbronco 4,060]

Booty caught his own pass hahahah

[Topper13 3,200]

Caught that shit himself

[Deej 76,513]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

No different than any other ship to door meals. Always go with a Shiner and ham sandwich 

That reminds me, Steel Shank meal delivery would kill it. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,654]

we love flags

[TexArcher 37,459]

General Booty now has more receptions than Arch Manning and Quinn Ewers combined.  And no one is talking about him.

[USNALonghorn 5,024]

What a fucking flag fest

[Valmy77 13,092]

How many more times is Galindo going to mention our redzone struggles from last year?

[Steelers Roll Left 1,142]

Nice catch Booty

[Topper13 3,200]

So many flags

[Bodowned 671]

It’s a 32 point game that was never in doubt, but we’re still gonna end up with 20+ combined penalties at this rate. Unreal.

[pacman 7,313]

sloppy night from the Horns...maybe feeling their rank a little too much

lacking focus and discipline for sure

Edited September 22 by pacman

[The Longest Horn 138]

Refs gonna need to ice their arms after the game 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,003]

Ridiculous amount of penalties 

[ATXbronco 4,060]

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Booty caught his own pass hahahah

wow, the QB is tied for second most receptions

[MillerEP 30,339]

The refs have been throwing flags left and right

[Kel Varnsen 8,425]

It's raining flags, hallejah.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,913]

General ass the worst QB I've seen, probably ever. He's so bad. Incompetent. 

[cactusflinthead 27,594]

Everyone fucked up.

Do it again 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11,913]

Are these SEC refs? They suck 

[Steelers Roll Left 1,142]

Booth had no clue…

[DixonHur 11,077]

Just now, Valmy77 said:

How many more times is Galindo going to mention our redzone struggles from last year?

Just be happy he didn't mention that Colt McCoy and Jordan Shipley's dads were college roommates in college

[Sgt Hulk 13,637]

I cannot wait for punts to be out lawee 

[AUS-97HORN 11,654]

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

How many more times is Galindo going to mention our redzone struggles from last year?

its galindo... he brought 5 talking points with him on his note sheet and he cant fucking stop talking about those same points

[jw4381 3,063]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

That reminds me, Steel Shank meal delivery would kill it. 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,003]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

General ass the worst QB I've seen, probably ever. He's so bad. Incompetent. 

He’s ass my dude 

[Party_Taco 3,671]

Oh but THAT doesn’t draw a flag?! Fuck off…

[Surly Bevo 24,692]

Why would you not throw the flag there