Game Thread Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +

[kingkoopa6 8673]

Archie is awesome. Good god. He got potential to be the greatest horn ever. 

[Steelers Roll Left 1296]

I forgot what it was like to watch Texas absolutely destroy weak competition and to expect it.  Good to be back….

[ohchaucer 1444]

Sorry if this was discussed earlier but what the hell is going on with ULM’s helmets? Might as well have gone with a “Contemplative Tornado-Burping Skeletor" theme or a “Gargamel-Headed Flamingonado With Crab Claws and Iowa State Pennant" that Iowa State considered a few years back.

Also, fuck yeah, Arch! Right back in the saddle.

[F250 29195]

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I thought Helm lost his knees. Terrible tackle. 

Same. He went down awkwardly and I thought something happened to his knees.

[Deej 77806]

Sark: "Hey Arch, throw a pick on the first drive to settle the pundits down."

[clownin72 199]

Lowell is such a cockgobbler

[elfenix 34744]

29 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

OMFG, Lowell??

And I have to watch on the ESPN+ app on my TV, making it harder to flip channels during commercials?

Fuck everything about this.

Use the input switch button on the remote to go quickly back to the other game on your actual cable (Miami -SFla, I assume) 

[Horn80 6356]

3 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Why do we have sunbelt refs?

 

Still better than fucking B12 refs.

[ztejas 44223]

Just now, Deej said:

Sark: "Hey Arch, throw a pick on the first drive to settle the pundits down."

[Funk Doctor Spock 13277]

Galindo in the fetal position 

[Billy Pilgrim 2070]

I’m pissed the official standing in front of and watching Helm didn’t throw a flag on the horse collar and the guy on the sideline had to call it.

[Steelers Roll Left 1296]

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Archie is awesome. Good god. He got potential to be the greatest horn ever. 

I both think this is true and hate it when people say it at the same time, but clearly Arch’s performances means we are absolutely going to be hearing it and a lot

[Funk Doctor Spock 13277]

Arch going for the jugular 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13427]

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Archie is awesome. Good god. He got potential to be the greatest horn ever. 

For fucks sake, his name isn’t Archie.

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Could you imagine Galindo and Brando in the booth with Mowens on the sidelines?

[Izhmash 580]

[Steelers Roll Left 1296]

2 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Sorry if this was discussed earlier but what the hell is going on with ULM’s helmets? Might as well have gone with a “Contemplative Tornado-Burping Skeletor" theme or a “Gargamel-Headed Flamingonado With Crab Claws and Iowa State Pennant" that Iowa State considered a few years back.

Also, fuck yeah, Arch! Right back in the saddle.

“Contemplative tornado-burping Skeletor” is why I come to Surly.  Cheers

[Deej 77806]

FOX should hire Lowell and team him with Brando. 

[CptnJiggleBits 990]

I think that Arch guy throws a decent ball on the boot. Almost like he has practiced it a couple times. Nobody taylors calls to their player's skill sets like sark.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13277]

Put in Simmons to kill Booty 

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2114]

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Could you imagine Galindo and Brando in the booth with Mowens on the sidelines?

 

[Sgt Hulk 14425]

Ethan fucking dad bod Burke 

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

damn our d line blew that whole play up

[USNALonghorn 5173]

Burke is a beast

[MillerEP 30901]

Could you imagine Galindo and Brando in the booth with Mowens on the sidelines?

Why would you put that evil on me?

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

Love me some Burke, a little JJ Watt?

[Funk Doctor Spock 13277]

Burke is a dude. Next year he will just ascend 

[Topper13 3620]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Put in Simmons to kill Booty 

 

[Sgt Hulk 14425]

Simmons on the edge let’s go 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13427]

This guy is booty.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13277]

Barron will that kill 

[Michael Knight 13217]

Booty made a business decision there

[boilerhorn 1621]

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Burke is a beast

He was a lacrosse commit to Maryland after his freshman year

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19305]

I’m sorry. How the fuck did I miss the fact that ULM QB’s name is General Booty?!?

 

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

love the pressure on third.

 

kinda surprised refs didnt throw a pf for a hit to the qb facemask

[Funk Doctor Spock 13277]

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

This guy is booty.

General ass 

[Sgt Hulk 14425]

Simmons to the cowboys 

[kingkoopa6 8673]

Why name your kid general? I mean damn. Your last name booty. 
 

pick like Michael or Jacob. 
 

 

[FOXHOUND 1182]

Simmons is gonna channel Sergio Kindle in this game, he's starting to come on. 

[Sgt Hulk 14425]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I’m sorry. How the fuck did I miss the fact that ULM QB’s name is General Booty?!?

 

You hear we also put a man on the moon. Shits wild 

[ztejas 44223]

Their O Line is getting fucking eaten alive. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Simmons to the cowboys 

He plays QB?

[QuesoEspecial 261]

5 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Sorry if this was discussed earlier but what the hell is going on with ULM’s helmets? Might as well have gone with a “Contemplative Tornado-Burping Skeletor" theme or a “Gargamel-Headed Flamingonado With Crab Claws and Iowa State Pennant" that Iowa State considered a few years back.

Also, fuck yeah, Arch! Right back in the saddle.

It’s an homage to the P-40 Warhawk Army Air Corps plane used in WW2

[AUS-97HORN 12050]

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I’m sorry. How the fuck did I miss the fact that ULM QB’s name is General Booty?!?

 

you are female and its not your immediate reaction to think like a 12 year old boy?

[Surly Bevo 25718]

I’m sorry. How the fuck did I miss the fact that ULM QB’s name is General Booty?!?
 

Former OU QB….General Booty

[Bevoette 1491]

34 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Did he call them the Warthogs

Sounded like it 😅🤣

[Sgt Hulk 14425]

Where the fucking is quntirevious wisner 

[ITHorn 917]

Booty may somehow be worse than he was at OU.

[coachherman'sgrill 2651]

I wish ESPN would have broadcast the Mannings for this game. It would have been fun

[Nope 3151]

Long night ahead for Admiral Cheeks

[ztejas 44223]

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

He was a lacrosse commit to Maryland after his freshman year

He probably has trouble getting laid. Poor kid.