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Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas


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6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Brother...let me tell you a story. I met this mega fine chick from tech, and all she used was teeth. I had to tell her to stop. So she let me butt fuck her instead. 

So, yes, there is a bad bj. I'm sure she's gotten better, but Holy shit. 

I’m old enough to remember when girls could be “fine.”  

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6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Brother...let me tell you a story. I met this mega fine chick from tech, and all she used was teeth. I had to tell her to stop. So she let me butt fuck her instead. 

So, yes, there is a bad bj. I'm sure she's gotten better, but Holy shit. 

You rookie, there was a teaching opportunity there and you blew it.

SWIDT?

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Page gets 6 carries. Some pussy after the game and he’s injured.  How the fuck. And Gardner to. wtf 

I’ll guess Gardner was a practice injury, and Page has been getting his ass kicked in practice since August and tweaked something against ULM. 

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31 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

He got hip dropped last game. 

Hip drop is an epidemic on college football and needs to be the new targeting.  I know there is no appetite for slowing the game down with reviews, but this is a must.  As players get bigger and tackling less focused on in practice the lazy man's way of stopping the ball carrirer/pass catcher is to grab on and swing your weight around the thighs and its going to ruin careers.

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1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saturday afternoon this post will age like milk

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This man wrote this today? The other Miss State posters are universally predicting a 47-7 type mudholing and are talking about their golfing plans for the afternoon.

Also "Lebby loves the D through the middle" heh heh heh

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I mean, there’s a lot to unpack there, but Lebby likes Texas’ inside linebackers? “Likes” as in “covets” or “likes” as in “sees them as vulnerabilities”? 

It feels like the only way that post could be more wrong would be if it were longer. Every word squeezes the maximum stupidity per syllable. 

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