Game Week Thread Week 5 2024, Mississippi State @ Texas

[Texas Wahoo 3383]

Did we know that Derek Williams was doubtful?  Everything else seems as expected to me.  Five RBs potentially out is wild.

Also, LOL at Kiffin listing so many people as Probable:

Edited September 26 by Texas Wahoo

[texifornia 56559]

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Did we know that Derek Williams was doubtful?  Everything else seems as expected to me.  

He was out last week. Explains Gardner's absence too.

[DixonHur 11236]

1 minute ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Did we know that Derek Williams was doubtful? 

We knew he had an injured hammy

[Dark Horse 2263]

Nooo not our boy Page. 

[Rhinotx 499]

24 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Is he trying to tell us he had some inside knowledge? Or is he just acting knowledgeable while simply restating something everyone already knows?

Or just read public court docs

[skipmcgee 194]

RB attrition is beyond parody at this point

[horn009 139]

Beating Lebby into oblivion will be a pleasure to watch. 

[bluto 4895]

So the only “RB” we have as a go this week is blue Gibson and niblett. Even effin walkon/emergency portal are sketchy

[BurgleBro 772]

Gardner and Page now??  What tha actual fuck

[DaysOff 7854]

What's up with Wisner again?

[TexasEx 1667]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

What's up with Wisner again?

Tweaked hammy. 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Brother...let me tell you a story. I met this mega fine chick from tech, and all she used was teeth. I had to tell her to stop. So she let me butt fuck her instead. 
So, yes, there is a bad bj. I'm sure she's gotten better, but Holy shit. 

[Horn Dogg 3808]

6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Brother...let me tell you a story. I met this mega fine chick from tech, and all she used was teeth. I had to tell her to stop. So she let me butt fuck her instead. 

So, yes, there is a bad bj. I'm sure she's gotten better, but Holy shit. 

I’m old enough to remember when girls could be “fine.”  

[SHOOTER12 8789]

6 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Brother...let me tell you a story. I met this mega fine chick from tech, and all she used was teeth. I had to tell her to stop. So she let me butt fuck her instead. 

So, yes, there is a bad bj. I'm sure she's gotten better, but Holy shit. 

You rookie, there was a teaching opportunity there and you blew it.

SWIDT?

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Page gets 6 carries. Some pussy after the game and he’s injured.  How the fuck. And Gardner to. wtf 

[markstanco 12520]

Y’all are whining about who the rb is going to be vs miss state. I was shaking my head left to right to left the entire time I typed this.

[perfectchaos007 6596]

41 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Page gets 6 carries. Some pussy after the game and he’s injured.  How the fuck. And Gardner to. wtf 

We literally added him to the roster last month because we were short handed on RBs due to the season ending injuries, and then he immediately gets injured. jfc

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13010]

14 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Is there such a thing as a bad bj?

I can assure you, yes.

[Magus Ossis 2784]

Back in the day when I used to be in the ER more, this chick came in missing her front few teeth, upper and lower. She indicated that it was her "love groove." Just say no.

[billfromlaketravis 11364]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Page gets 6 carries. Some pussy after the game and he’s injured.  How the fuck. And Gardner to. wtf 

I’ll guess Gardner was a practice injury, and Page has been getting his ass kicked in practice since August and tweaked something against ULM. 

Edited September 26 by billfromlaketravis

[thunderlounge 7759]

27 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Back in the day when I used to be in the ER more, this chick came in missing her front few teeth, upper and lower. She indicated that it was her "love groove." Just say no.

 

I hope you didn’t have to work on her boner garage. 

[Getafix 28416]

 

Lulz ... our media people are going nuts :-))

 

 

 

 

 

[Nivek 16866]

Gardner and Page now??  What tha actual fuck

SEC grind bro.

[CastHorn 798]

I see another 20+ carry day for Blue. Gibson and Niblett are some dogs too. Let’s just embarrass these cowbells and get to the bye week.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2874]

Gibson gonna have a huge day. Love the way he runs between the tackles. Feet never stop moving and he always ends up falling forward for extra yards, kinda reminds me of Roschon.

Edited September 26 by Wilcox Cummingtonite

[Da Fino 2741]

59 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... our media people are going nuts :-))

 

 

 

 

 

Has anyone posted the Cash one yet?

[UncleSonny 6564]

6 hours ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Fuck Ketch, but also, this.

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45504]

Anyone happen to know if there’s a Texas Exes or other designated pub to watch the game in London on Saturday night?

[South Austin 52162]

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Anyone happen to know if there’s a Texas Exes or other designated pub to watch the game in London on Saturday night?

Just ask a local where you can watch some football.

[BurntEyes 5836]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Anyone happen to know if there’s a Texas Exes or other designated pub to watch the game in London on Saturday night?

Texas Exes UK apparently there is a Facebook group too

Apparently where the game watch will be held

Edited September 26 by BurntEyes

[Codaxx 5607]

11 hours ago, bluto said:

So the only “RB” we have as a go this week is blue Gibson and niblett. Even effin walkon/emergency portal are sketchy

Gibson hasnt looked 100% lately either. Think he is dealing with an ankle. 

[Alien Octopus 503]

31 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Texas Exes UK apparently there is a Facebook group too

Apparently where the game watch will be held

Used to go there all the time after visiting cova cola in Hammersmith station

[Native Horn 3492]

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Just ask a local where you can watch some football.

Or to be more specific, "footie."

[Dark Horse 2263]

19 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Gibson hasnt looked 100% lately either. Think he is dealing with an ankle. 

He got hip dropped last game. 

[jdhorn92 1538]

31 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

He got hip dropped last game. 

Hip drop is an epidemic on college football and needs to be the new targeting.  I know there is no appetite for slowing the game down with reviews, but this is a must.  As players get bigger and tackling less focused on in practice the lazy man's way of stopping the ball carrirer/pass catcher is to grab on and swing your weight around the thighs and its going to ruin careers.

[TheAuditor 1031]

44 minutes ago, Dark Horse said:

He got hip dropped last game. 

That was UTSA right?  Big DL and he limped off right after.  One of several dirty plays by that team. 

[Longboard Horn 40163]

Saturday afternoon this post will age like milk

[texifornia 56559]

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saturday afternoon this post will age like milk

This man wrote this today? The other Miss State posters are universally predicting a 47-7 type mudholing and are talking about their golfing plans for the afternoon.

Also "Lebby loves the D through the middle" heh heh heh

Edited September 26 by texifornia

[Valmy77 13116]

Our defense has lost a lot? Our OLine is suspect? Oh no!

Doooooomed

Edited September 26 by Valmy77

[ztejas 43266]

20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saturday afternoon this post will age like milk

[immamac 42545]

I honestly expected more visitors from visiting schools 

[GoldAppleCorps 617]

I think a lot of our "doubtful/questionable" injuries are "hey, its MSST this week and a bye next week. If you're sore, sit out and rest. The season begins in October!".

[texifornia 56559]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

I honestly expected more visitors from visiting schools 

There's only like five Miss State alums with internet access and none of them is trying to invest much emotion in this game.

[CBHorn 414]

What is it about "Maroon and White" that makes people delusional?

[Red Five 40684]

MSU lost to Toledo 41-17. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

I mean, there’s a lot to unpack there, but Lebby likes Texas’ inside linebackers? “Likes” as in “covets” or “likes” as in “sees them as vulnerabilities”? 

It feels like the only way that post could be more wrong would be if it were longer. Every word squeezes the maximum stupidity per syllable. 

[Park Gothic 4993]

53 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Saturday afternoon this post will age like milk

Quote

Lebby loves the D through the middle.

[Fondren & Main 6674]

The OL that has played for 2.5 years together as a unit is suspect.  There's wrong and then there's flat out fucking retarded.  The reason Auburn can win titles and aggy can't is because aggy is retarded...

Any texags subs wanna send me $9.95 for more pearls of wisdom?

[Js1 85141]

28 minutes ago, Red Five said:

MSU lost to Toledo 41-17. 

[Nivek 16866]

https://www.elitedawgs.com/showthread.php?101763-Texas-37-5

quite a different vibe on this site.

Edited September 26 by Nivek