Longhorn fans embarrassing the rest of us

[closetohumping 17803]

Not sure if there’s already a thread. Apologies if there is.  But which one of you fucks let their toddler take a sip of their beer?  
 

Be better…don’t embarrass me

Edited September 27 by closetohumping

[utee94 16079]

I mean, it wasn't really beer.  It was Mich Ultra.

[kevwun 16437]

That's definitely the first time in history that a kid drank alcohol.  I demand justice.

Edited September 27 by kevwun

[Covri 6368]

 

[Pimphand 6355]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Not sure if there’s already a thread. Apologies if there is.  But which one of you fucks let their toddler take a sip of their beer?  

 

FIFY

[Deej 77803]

OP would have really been triggered during the 60's and 70's. 

 

[Cap33 407]

[GreenspointTexas 9949]

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I mean, it wasn't really beer.  It was Mich Ultra.

/thread

[TreatyOak 17327]

[Fondren & Main 6893]

Must have been hot.  Can't see any other way a child can stand the taste of beer.

[landman 564]

Pretty obvious the can is empty.  Kid tilts it back too much and keeps looking in it.  If it was full the kid would have been coughing it up.  

[Evil Bill Obrien 3510]

Tech grad friend send that in our group chat last week, something about "Texas fans classy as always..." and got several prompt responses that I think can apply to OP as well:

7 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I mean, it wasn't really beer.  It was Mich Ultra.

 

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

/thread

For real

[kevwun 16437]

Also not a toddler.  That kid is school age.

[closetojumping 65379]

I’ve let my kids taste margaritas when they were little. Never thought twice about it. This kind of anger is bizarre. 

[Baboontyme 2882]

My grandpa used to let me finish his Miller Lites when I would visit them in Florida when I was like 4 or 5. I liked the taste of it. One time back home I discovered a can of Miller Lite in the garage that had liquid in the bottom and took a big swig. Gasoline. Some might say that this explains a thing or two. 

[closetohumping 17803]

2 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Tech grad friend send that in our group chat last week, something about "Texas fans classy as always..." and got several prompt responses that I think can apply to OP as well:

 

For real

Best response:

 

 

ok.  Cool. Hook ‘em 

[Murfdogg21 4563]

I hope my 5 yo son befriends that girl in about 15 years. 

[mwaadeeb 1364]

2 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

My grandpa used to let me finish his Miller Lites when I would visit them in Florida when I was like 4 or 5. I liked the taste of it. One time back home I discovered a can of Miller Lite in the garage that had liquid in the bottom and took a big swig. Gasoline. Some might say that this explains a thing or two. 

Still better than dip.

[hook me 2163]

It could have been refilled with water to keep from having to buy a bottled water from the concession stand. 

[AbeFroman 3112]

So wait, rubbing Crown on their gums for a toothache all of a sudden no bueno?

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

Oh, thank god! When I first saw the thread subject, I thought someone had finally caught my antics on video.

[AUS-97HORN 12049]

19 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Not sure if there’s already a thread. Apologies if there is.  But which one of you fucks let their toddler take a sip of their beer?  
 

I would honest to god love to know you reasoning on how the fuck THIS specific video embarrasses UT?

This isnt a drunk jackass taking a swing at a visiting teams grandmother. or an entire bus-full of "insert Greek Fraternity letters"  in full school colors and shirts loudly singing on the bus about how that fraternity would never let a specific person of color to be in their white-only greekness.

[Mittens 8705]

I'd be embarrassed if I couldn't figure out how to post a tweet.

Plenty of embarrassing longhorns online, but that kid ain't one of them.

[DigDug 1738]

I’ll say this, bet that kid slept well.

[boilerhorn 1621]

5 minutes ago, Mittens said:

I'd be embarrassed if I couldn't figure out how to post a tweet.

Plenty of embarrassing longhorns online, but that kid ain't one of them.

For the uninitiated

 

[SameSame 1751]

How do you no know how to post a tweet?

They have made it copy paste idiot proof.  

[Tylerocks 2603]

Not sure how this wasn't the first response to OP

[Dahobbs 18302]

33 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Not sure if there’s already a thread. Apologies if there is.  But which one of you fucks let their toddler take a sip of their beer?  
 

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1838625462307950818?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1838625462307950818|twgr^e3456401784c54d42cc118727f8566b64a60f0c1|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.totalprosports.com%2Fncaa%2Fvideo-social-media-is-outragged-after-a-toddler-was-spotted-throwing-back-a-beer-while-sitting-next-to-her-oblivious-mother-during-texas-football-game%2F

My daughters about that age want to drink anything we are drinking, including wine, beer, and ritas. They'll definitely try and steal a sip if they can whenever we aren't looking. And since there are two of them, one will distract while the other goes for the beverage. Kids are sneaky. 

[TexasMan 11440]

26 minutes ago, landman said:

Pretty obvious the can is empty.  Kid tilts it back too much and keeps looking in it.  If it was full the kid would have been coughing it up.  

[George 493]

4 minutes ago, SameSame said:

How do you no know how to post a tweet?

They have made it copy paste idiot proof.  

Counterpoint…OP

[Herpa Derpa 6343]

 At least one kid in this generation won't be charmin soft.

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

FFS, I drank Coors at like 6 while sitting in my granddad’s lap to steer his truck. I could shift a column-shift manual at the same time. Good times. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13274]

40 minutes ago, Cap33 said:

Great movie and great scene. 

[Pokoloco 1298]

Dad would always let me kill his beer before I got him another. 

[closetohumping 17803]

27 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

So wait, rubbing Crown on their gums for a toothache all of a sudden no bueno?

I used Jack myself.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13274]

6 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

FFS, I drank Coors at like 6 while sitting in my granddad’s lap to steer his truck. I could shift a column-shift manual at the same time. Good times. 

My grandparents used to let us sip beer while sitting on their deck at their beautiful house and watching deer come up. They drank Coors light (maybe? It could have been Busch) and it was awesome getting that buzz. They even poured some in the dog bowls and they loved that shit. Great times. 

Edited September 27 by Funk Doctor Spock

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

I used Jack myself.

Don't consider yourself special.

Pretty sure everyone here used to jack themselves.

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

My grandparents used to let us sip beer while sitting on their deck at their beautiful house and watching deer come up. They drank Coors light (maybe? It could have been Busch) and it was awesome getting that buzz. They even poured some in the dog bowls and they loved that shit. Great times. 

Coors. In a can. With actual pull tabs that came off. The kind you’d step on while barefoot at the lake. It was a different time. 

[BurntOrange&White 41842]

OP raises his children to be pussies 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13274]

3 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Coors. In a can. With actual pull tabs that came off. The kind you’d step on while barefoot at the lake. It was a different time. 

Absolutely. I love the 80s when you could drink and drive, and when they banned that people were calling it communists. Still makes me laugh. 

[Magabro 212]

I’ve let my kids taste margaritas when they were little. Never thought twice about it. This kind of anger is bizarre. 

I usually let them try grand cru champagne

[Magabro 212]

I’ve let my kids taste margaritas when they were little. Never thought twice about it. This kind of anger is bizarre. 

I usually let them try grand cru champagne

[DaysOff 8197]

We SEC ready.

[Your Mom 4964]

6 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Coors. In a can. With actual pull tabs that came off. The kind you’d step on while barefoot at the lake. It was a different time. 

Cut your heel and have to cruise on back home?

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

Just now, Your Mom said:

Cut your heel and have to cruise on back home?

Or walk on the side of my foot until it stopped bleeding/stinging. 

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

At least there's booze in the blender ...

[hook me 2163]

21 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

FFS, I drank Coors at like 6 while sitting in my granddad’s lap to steer his truck. I could shift a column-shift manual at the same time. Good times. 

So what you're saying is your grandad got you buzzed, put you in his lap, & you proceeded to play with a hard stick? Interesting...

 

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

3 minutes ago, hook me said:

So what you're saying is your grandad got you buzzed, put you in his lap, & you proceeded to play with a hard stick? Interesting...

 

What interesting is that that’s where your mind went. Maybe flashbacks?

[Burt Macklin 19230]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Not sure if there’s already a thread. Apologies if there is.  But which one of you fucks let their toddler take a sip of their beer?  
 

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1838625462307950818?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1838625462307950818|twgr^e3456401784c54d42cc118727f8566b64a60f0c1|twcon^s1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.totalprosports.com%2Fncaa%2Fvideo-social-media-is-outragged-after-a-toddler-was-spotted-throwing-back-a-beer-while-sitting-next-to-her-oblivious-mother-during-texas-football-game%2F

Almost as embarrassing as someone being dumb enough to bet real money that Hudson Card would beat out Quinn Ewers for the starting job. 

[kevwun 16437]

Takes one to know one I say.