Longhorn fans embarrassing the rest of us

[Armybrat 40744]

[Hefeweizen 5307]

Petition to change the title to

 

FW:FW:FW: Longhorn Fans embarrassing the rest of us

[texifornia 56526]

@closetohumping embarrasing the rest of us

[MissingInAction 24824]

1 hour ago, AbeFroman said:

So wait, rubbing Crown on their gums for a toothache all of a sudden no bueno?

God damn right it's not!

Cocaine works much better.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

9 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

God damn right it's not!

Cocaine works much better.

I can verify cocaine is the best drug and cures all ills. 

[jimmyjazz 45560]

58 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

 

Damn, John Daly had that haircut early.

[TexasEx 1667]

Colon Rugg is an insufferable prick who smears all kinds of incindiary drivel all over Twitter. He'll do anyhting for a like or impression. Leave the fucking kid alone to enjoy her cold one, Colon, or what's left of it.  

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

God damn right it's not!

Cocaine works much better.

I love my daughters but cocaine doesn’t grow on trees. Well, you know what I mean. Whiskey works well enough. 

[52-80 19096]

[MissingInAction 24824]

40 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I can verify cocaine is the best drug and cures all ills. 

Can confirm.

[DaggerHorns 3058]

Embarrassment used to mean that you didn’t want to share it with the world…

[SuckitKevin 915]

Thought for sure this thread was gonna be about Umlang.

[MissingInAction 24824]

If we really want an embarrassment 

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

Every team has their embarrassing fans. Of course we do, too. 

[closetohumping 17404]

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Almost as embarrassing as someone being dumb enough to bet real money that Hudson Card would beat out Quinn Ewers for the starting job. 

Hudson Card is a saint!?!?  You hear me?  And that was pessimistic me.  The actual bet was "the starter is not on the current roster."  Speaking of which, ass clown Deion cost me some money too

22 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

Mike Roach really took that Ryan Perriloux flip hard.   Too soon?

[orangebird 1079]

My dad used to let me taste his Budweiser when I was about that age.  I fucking hated it, and I thought for a long time that all beer was gross.  That was probably exactly why he did it.

Only into my late teens did I realize that there are much better brews out there than Budweiser.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

4 minutes ago, orangebird said:

My dad used to let me taste his Budweiser when I was about that age.  I fucking hated it, and I thought for a long time that all beer was gross.  That was probably exactly why he did it.

Only into my late teens did I realize that there are much better brews out there than Budweiser.

If you haven't tried Dogfish Head, it's incredible. All of them. I used to buy it all the time. 

[DaggerHorns 3058]

25 minutes ago, orangebird said:

My dad used to let me taste his Budweiser when I was about that age.  I fucking hated it, and I thought for a long time that all beer was gross.  That was probably exactly why he did it.

Only into my late teens did I realize that there are much better brews out there than Budweiser.

Did you’re dad tell you any other surprises later in life?

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

2 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Did you’re dad tell you any other surprises later in life?

Your*

Sorry, had to do it. 

[Alien Octopus 499]

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Not sure if there’s already a thread. Apologies if there is.  But which one of you fucks let their toddler take a sip of their beer?  
 

Be better…don’t embarrass me

Thought it was legal to drink w your kid in Texas? 

[Lat22 3994]

My dad drank beer every night. I was his beer delivery system  starting at a very early age. My reward was the first sip. By the time I was 8 or 9, his Schlitz was half empty when I handed it to him. 

[GringoSalado 1651]

1 hour ago, orangebird said:

My dad used to let me taste his Budweiser when I was about that age.  I fucking hated it, and I thought for a long time that all beer was gross.  That was probably exactly why he did it.

Only into my late teens did I realize that there are much better brews out there than Budweiser.

My dad used Tecate on 8 yo gringosalado and I loved that shit then and am drinking one now.

 

 

 

 

oh wait

[thunderlounge 7758]

4 hours ago, utee94 said:

I mean, it wasn't really beer.  It was Mich Ultra.

 

 

 

 

[MissingInAction 24824]

1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:

Did you’re dad tell you any other surprises later in life?

Like poon is an acquired taste, but once you have one you can't stop.

[demos 2992]

It was an Ultra. Calm down.

[billfromlaketravis 11363]

5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Not sure if there’s already a thread. Apologies if there is.  But which one of you fucks let their toddler take a sip of their beer?  
 

Be better…don’t embarrass me

Future AXO confirmed. 

[Lat22 3994]

[TrashMaster G 17391]

5 hours ago, Your Mom said:

Cut your heel and have to cruise on back home?

ISWYDT

3 hours ago, SuckitKevin said:

Thought for sure this thread was gonna be about Umlang.

Fuck that. Umlang is awesome. Doing God's work.

[89Horn 1492]

8 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Coors. In a can. With actual pull tabs that came off. The kind you’d step on while barefoot at the lake. It was a different time. 

Before that time it was Schlitz in a tin can opened with one of these that my dad let me sip while barbecuing in the back yard in the middle of July:

[redswingline 1057]

8 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

 

Cocaine works much better.

I used to do drugs.

I still do, but I used to too.

[RPM 26230]

Sheeit. The old man used me as his bartender. I always got the first sip to check I put in enough bourbon.