I'm A Man, I'm 40!!

[Vic Mackey 47,006]

I run 40 today. Any tips for my 40s?

 

[Hate 20,106]

Lord loves a working man. Don’t trust whitey. If you catch it, see a doctor to get rid of it.

[futureman 22,441]

40 ain’t so bad.  welcome. 

[52-80 19,144]

according to math, youre allowed to women as young as 27

[Underdog 28,544]

Your balls should now be able to start touching toilet bowl water. 

[NAVY 6,740]

Your shit will fall apart soon. It will get fixed this time but you will have a new understanding about aging. And that’s if you’re smart 

Also, good luck. We’re all counting on you 

[Kennythetiger 9,374]

Never pass by a urinal. Shake it more than you think after you pee.  Farts are shaky territory, and don’t waste an erection. 

[ABSR 5,308]

24 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Never pass by a urinal. Shake it more than you think after you pee.  Farts are shaky territory, and don’t waste an erection. 

Never pass up the opportunity to use a bathroom.   
 

You may not realize it, but you’re welcome.

[Iceman 2,690]

Dating all them gals that weigh more than you do is a dangerous sport with your  continued loss of muscle mass and strength.

Maybe Total T or some shit will carry you for a few years.

 

Happy birthday!!!

[tfoolry 8,201]

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

Never pass up the opportunity to use a bathroom.   
 

You may not realize it, but you’re welcome.

Advice taken as I’m posting this.  
 

[Underdog 28,544]

Remember those “ropes” you used to be able to shoot across the room? Starts becoming a distant memory @40. 

[Goredho 17,394]

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I run 40 today. Any tips for my 40s?

 

You’re gonna have to start fucking fat chicks because you gotta, not because you wanna.  But before you take that too personally, realize they’re going to be fucking a fat dude soon.

[Da Fino 2,772]

Motion is the lotion. Take care of your joints. Eat food, not too much, mostly plants and animals. Lift heavy weights, but protect your lower back. Drink less, smoke if you can. Get money get paid. Wear flip flops in public showers. Guys like us…we’re a dime a dozen. 

[Lhorn 4,909]

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

according to math, youre allowed to women as young as 27

Or as heavy as 270

[Underdog 28,544]

9 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Motion is the lotion. Take care of your joints. Eat food, not too much, mostly plants and animals. Lift heavy weights, but protect your lower back. Drink less, smoke if you can. Get money get paid. Wear flip flops in public showers. Guys like us…we’re a dime a dozen. 

But your socks will get wet. 

[Underdog 28,544]

Oh, btw, welcome… 

 

[Davis Lane 5,579]

No more sudden movements, it's gonna hurt now and later.

No more spin moves to prove you still got it. 

Dairy will become your enemy soon if it hasn't already.

Plant based diet is coming fast and hot.

Speaking of coming, better get your Low T checked, you probably have it.

And last but not least, welcome to the party, pal.

Edited September 29 by Davis Lane

[Dennis Taylor 18,808]

3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

No more sudden movements, it's gonna hurt now and later.

No more spin moves to prove you still got it. 

Dairy will become your enemy soon if it hasn't already.

Plant based diet is coming fast and hot.

Speaking of coming, better get your Low T checked, you probably have it.

And last but not least, welcome to the party, pal.

[Bevo&Pevo 5,120]

Don't listen to these sissies.  There are more old drunks around than old doctors.  The threat of life in prison doesn't mean as much as does when you were in your 20's.  And remember this...