Bravo, Biden! Bitch busted for bringing 748 el-bees of bogus baloney over border.

[Beau Vine 54,230]

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About 748 pounds of bologna, 280 boxes of undeclared prescription medications and $7,600 in concealed currency were confiscated by Border Patrol agents during an inspection at the “port of entry” in the border city of Presidio, according to a news release. 

The 43-year-old woman, who is a U.S. citizen, only declared a cooked meal during the initial inspection, according to U.S. Customs and Border Protection. CBP agents decided to conduct a second inspection, where they discovered and removed several suitcases from her vehicle. 

Over 700 pounds of bologna produced and solid in Mexico were seized at a border port in Texas on Monday.
“The suitcases seemed heavier than normal. Agriculture specialists opened one suitcase and found numerous rolls of Mexican bologna inside,” Roger Maier, CBP spokesperson said in the news release.

CBP agents also found that hidden inside compartments in the 2023 GMC Yukon were various boxes of prescription medication. 

In addition to losing the bologna, medication and money, the woman was fined $1,000 for failing to declare the items. All 40 rolls of the “Mexican bologna” were destroyed after they were seized. 

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The woman’s “Mexican bologna” was taken away because it is a “prohibited product.” It has, according to CBP, the potential to introduce foreign animal diseases to the U.S. pork industry. 

Benito Reyes Jr., port director at Presidio, stressed the importance of travelers educating themselves on what products can legally enter the states. 

“And even if they believe an item is allowed travelers should still declare all items they are transporting to the U.S. to avoid fines and penalties," Reyes Jr. sad in the news release. “The concern with pork products is that they have the potential to introduce foreign animal diseases that can have devastating effects to the U.S. economy and to our agriculture industry.”

What items are prohibited at U.S. borders?
Any and all undeclared prohibited items, like “dangerous toys, cars that don't protect their occupants in a crash, bush meat, or illegal substances like absinthe and Rohypnol” can be seized and/or result in a civil penalty, according to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection website.

 

 

[YChang 3,444]

I'm gonna sleep better tonight. 

[Sawbonz 27,561]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

items. All 40 rolls of the “Mexican bologna” were destroyed after they were seized. 

Biggest crime in the whole encounter 

[Ted Lange 16,085]

mi bolonia tiene un nombre es Óscar

[Underdog 28,633]

Don't tread on my bologna! 

[InkaUtexas 25,939]

Pork  rules are real. Airport in San Juan you have to go through a USDA check point before checking bags. Signs everywhere about pork products, etc. Raw, cooked, you name it. not allowed. They did let me bring two vanilla plant cuttings so there is not a war on everything.

Reason. African Swine Flu which is all over Latin America. I am cool with this seizure. I like bacon.

Wonder what the prescriptions were.

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

One can only imagine what fine materials are in Mexican bologna. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

Labios y culos

[Beau Vine 54,230]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Wonder what the prescriptions were.

Prescription strength antacids, I can only assume.

[TwiceHorn 31,471]

Going through the airport in Seoul some years ago, they had cartoons explaining certain things relating to customs and airport procedures, I suppose to enhance comprehension among non-Korean speakers, etc.

One of them pertained to prohibited plant and food products.  It showed a person sticking a sausage or something in their suitcase and then it went through the conveyor and an inspector opened up the suitcase and this cartoon monster swept out and ate everyone in the vicinity.  It was fucking hilarious.

[Underdog 28,633]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

One can only imagine what fine materials are in Mexican bologna. 

Willing to bet fewer detrimental ingredients than the McRib ingredients. 

Edited September 29 by Underdog

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Willing to bet fewer detrimental ingredients than the McRib ingredients. 

Yeah but it has the mini rack of rib shape and the sugar sauce. 

[Underdog 28,633]

And it’s fucking delicious! 

[F250 28,775]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Over 700 pounds of bologna produced and solid in Mexico were seized at a border port in Texas on Monday.

[Gatorubet 30,238]

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

One can only imagine what fine materials are in Mexican bologna. 

I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
And the touch of a world that is older
look at my phone try to block the number
Leave it on when in bed I slumber
I dream of lunch meat, smells of  cilantro, 
Cuando lo como y en mi bano         Spread the pan; McCormicks Mayonesa, lime with pork parts brings the taste together

i’m on a Mexican balo, balogna…

 

 

 

 

Edited September 29 by Gatorubet

[Beau Vine 54,230]

I understand just a little
No comprende it's a riddle

[Underdog 28,633]

Just what does he say…

[Braff Zacklin 13,573]

Great example of why our southern border is this great nation's most pressing matter of security.

"What's the harm?" you ask. You simple fool.

Seven hundred forty-eight pounds of Mexican bologna constitutes a weapon of (m)ass destruction. A single ounce is enough to destabilize most any American gastrointestinal system.

You wanna talk about bombs? That lady was trying to smuggle the equivalent of some 12,000 gut bombs into our country.

Hopefully, she has been executed and her 2023 Yukon is now the property of the US gubmint.

[Pato del Muerto 52,498]

What ya in for, newbie?

muling baloney. 

[Beau Vine 54,230]

19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

One can only imagine what fine materials are in Mexican bologna. 

[RDCanecutter 26,442]

22 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Labios y culos

Some meat products, you just close your eyes and you can hear the shling of a flathead shovel on wet concrete.

[Incredulity 11,671]

OP negged 

should be “beyond border” not “over border”