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1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Brent venables goes through the 10 items or less line with a shopping cart full of stuff then pays for it with a check. 

And doesn’t start writing that check until all 96 items are bagged. 
Then balances his checkbook before moving his loaded cart.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables freezes his wife's discharge so she can peg him with it 

that's gross even by MY standards

 

Brent Venables makes cash contributions to Hamas and ISIS

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Posted
1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Brent Venables reps futureman’s posts.

Brent Venables quotes futureman's posts and replies, "What he said!"

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Posted

Burnt Vegetables claps when the airplane lands.

Burt Vulnerables brings his own ranch dressing to restaurants. 

Bryant Venereals asks the DJ to play "Cotton-Eyed Joe" at weddings.

 

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian runs the rope through the back windows when tying things to the top of his car. 

 

10 minutes ago, Constant said:

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Steve Sarkisian calls dibs on these fries before anyone can throw them out. 

Asking Nicely Star Trek GIF

brent venables' favorite scene in the Star Wars franchise is when Leia aggressively kisses Luke in the Hoth hospital

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Posted
23 minutes ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian serves his guests Mission tortillas. 

Brent Venables serves his guests picante sauce made in New Jersey

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Posted (edited)

Brent Venables cooks the rice at the student dining halls at UC Merced

 

(seriously how do you fuck up RICE so badly? literally just add water and cook...)

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Posted
37 minutes ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:

Brent Venables regularly uses the words tuddy, wifey, natty, hubby and fur baby in conversation.

Then hits the celly on the way out the door

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