Brent Venables goes 45 in the left lane in his Tesla truck...

[CoachTex 2623]

Brent Venables will only refer to them as breakfast burritos.

[AnotherLawyer 389]

Brent Venables invented the online transaction convenience fee.

[Bill Brasky 1443]

Brent Venables favorite BBQ place is Dickey's 

[orange dream 1246]

Brent Venables wants to move the game to a home and home

[Armybrat 40822]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Brent venables goes through the 10 items or less line with a shopping cart full of stuff then pays for it with a check. 

And doesn’t start writing that check until all 96 items are bagged. 
Then balances his checkbook before moving his loaded cart.

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

Brent Venables looks for the warmest seat in a truck stop bathroom.

[AnotherLawyer 389]

Brent Venables prefers Caddyshack II to Caddyshack.

[Wally Fairway 5541]

Brent Venables celebrates hauk tua

[Longboard Horn 40294]

Brent Venables throws covid parties at nursing homes

[Longboard Horn 40294]

Brent Venables thinks Skyline chili is the best chili 

[Al Czervik 1229]

Brent Venables took out South Austin’s Mom for a nice seafood dinner and didn’t call her again. 

[idigTexas 2284]

1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables favorite BBQ place is Dickey's 

Brent Venables repeats posts in the Brent Venables thread.  

[Texasrocks 2134]

1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables favorite BBQ place is Dickey's 

Venables' favorite everything is dickey.

[52-80 19147]

Brent Venables steals toothpaste from Walgreens

[markstanco 12571]

41 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Brent Venables celebrates hauk tua

You are doing it wrong

[TrashMaster G 17546]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Brent Venables puts ketchup on corndogs 

[Rimbo 25911]

3 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

Brent Venables freezes his wife's discharge so she can peg him with it 

that's gross even by MY standards

 

Brent Venables makes cash contributions to Hamas and ISIS

[Rimbo 25911]

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Brent Venables reps futureman’s posts.

Brent Venables quotes futureman's posts and replies, "What he said!"

[Rimbo 25911]

brent venables stops the microwave before the timer goes off and then leaves it there after he takes his food out

[NorthLoop 14181]

Brent Venables enjoys Jardiance and Skyrizi commercials. 

[Beau Vine 54207]

Brent Venables has this site bookmarked:

https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Brent Venables deepthroats water hoses

 

[MrBig 5382]

Brent Venables favorite play is Stomp. The poster looks like OU jerseys with that Jordan logo.

[nnm 36349]

Brent Venables has a bent carrot.

 

Edited October 1 by nnm

[Magus Ossis 2797]

Brent Venables likes orange slices and killing himself in Florida

[gofuckyourself 8205]

Brent Venables runs his leaf blower at 7 am on a Sunday.

[Bill Brasky 1443]

29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Brent Venables has this site bookmarked:

https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave

Brent Venables thinks this website is safe to look at on his work laptop 

[nnm 36349]

Brent Venables thinks Bob Stoops doesn’t fancy male genetalia enough.  

[Constant 6723]

Steve Sarkisian runs the rope through the back windows when tying things to the top of his car. 

[Ghost of Shag 2608]

Brent Venables thinks Randi Trew is a classy broad.

[Constant 6723]

Steve Sarkisian calls dibs on these fries before anyone can throw them out. 

[hobbs 243]

Brent Venables' favorite sportswriter is Curt Bowels.

And, his favorite 9.95er is Ketch.

[Zeus 6013]

Burnt Vegetables claps when the airplane lands.

Burt Vulnerables brings his own ranch dressing to restaurants. 

Bryant Venereals asks the DJ to play "Cotton-Eyed Joe" at weddings.

 

[Rimbo 25911]

16 minutes ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian runs the rope through the back windows when tying things to the top of his car. 

 

10 minutes ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian calls dibs on these fries before anyone can throw them out. 

brent venables' favorite scene in the Star Wars franchise is when Leia aggressively kisses Luke in the Hoth hospital

[Constant 6723]

Steve Sarkisian serves his guests Mission tortillas. 

[Hookem10 731]

Venables dresses up like skeletor for Halloween but doesn’t need a mask 

[Deej 76755]

Brent Venables isn't allowed within 500 feet of an animal shelter. 

[markstanco 12571]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

brent venables stops the microwave before the timer goes off and then leaves it there after he takes his food out

[idigTexas 2284]

Brent Venables mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.

[pacmanmakesitrain 91]

Brent Venables regularly uses the words tuddy, wifey, natty, hubby and fur baby in conversation.

[Rimbo 25911]

23 minutes ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian serves his guests Mission tortillas. 

Brent Venables serves his guests picante sauce made in New Jersey

[Rimbo 25911]

Brent Venables cooks the rice at the student dining halls at UC Merced

 

(seriously how do you fuck up RICE so badly? literally just add water and cook...)

Edited October 1 by Rimbo

[Constant 6723]

Steve Sarkisian has his ceiling fans spinning in the wrong direction. 

[Hookem10 731]

Venebles licks the dogs butthole to get the taste out of his mouth 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Brent Venables has never stopped using the Budweiser commercial "wassssup" as greeting and still finds it hilarious every time.

[Zeus 6013]

37 minutes ago, pacmanmakesitrain said:

Brent Venables regularly uses the words tuddy, wifey, natty, hubby and fur baby in conversation.

Then hits the celly on the way out the door

[honolulu horn 6158]

Brent Venables really enjoyed the ending of Old Yeller. 

[honolulu horn 6158]

Brent Venables loves reading the terms and conditions that come with a new iPhone. 

[South Austin 52452]

2 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

Brent Venables took out South Austin’s Mom for a nice seafood dinner and didn’t call her again. 

I mean, half of Surly does that.

[landman 559]

Brent Venables eats his own dingleberries.

Brent Venables thinks Graham Harmon is an outstanding sports journalist.