Brent Venables goes 45 in the left lane in his Tesla truck...

[Pam Cummings 9644]

Brent Venables thinks that the media doesn't cover the Cowboys enough.

[South Austin 52515]

Brent Venables laughed at the end of Old Yeller.

[Reese Bennett 3614]

Brent Venables thinks "Up against the Wall Redneck Mother" is a song about his mother.

[nnm 36418]

Brent Venables bet on baseball. 

[stork642 4498]

Brent V vacations in CS.  

[pops 6989]

Brent Venables calls his wife wifey and his kids the littles. 

[Rimbo 25966]

1 hour ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian has his ceiling fans spinning in the wrong direction. 

Brent Venables believes in Fan Death

[ousux 5597]

Bert Venables shortens each practice by 30 mins so he has more time to search for bags of dicks left behind by Bobby.

[stork642 4498]

Brent V uses Limburger cheese as breath mint. 
 

Brent V misuses your and you’re. 

Edited October 1 by stork642

[Leanderman 2275]

Brent V is the reason why God created the middle finger.

[troph 24810]

Brent Venables cuddles with Bob Stoops while they watch terrible hallmark rom-coms on his days off. 

Edited October 1 by troph

[troph 24810]

Brent venables forgets he’s on mute when he tries to speak on a zoom call. 

[troph 24810]

Brent venables flirts with the special needs grocery baggers at HEB when he’s grocery shopping.  Wait scratch that, Brent venables thinks Randall’s is a better grocery store than HEB. 

[Pdawg88 1118]

Steve Sark eats his boogers on live tv! Oh wait 

[Lou_Sassle 2875]

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Brent Venables serves his guests picante sauce made in New Jersey

 

[ITHorn 801]

Brett Venables tried to hire Sandusky as a defensive analyst. 

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Brent Venables looks up to Bob Stoops.

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Brent Venables thinks fitlump is hot 

Brent Venables was turned down by Manny Diaz 

[Rimbo 25966]

Brent Venables loosens the tops of salt shakers at Denny's

[Longboard Horn 40326]

Brent Venables never made it to the Big 12 Championship. 

Brent Venables is winless in meaningless bowl games 

[Minute Bull 279]

Brent Venables dropped his sammich on the stall floor at Buccee's, and then picked it up and ate it anyway because Buccees is famous for its clean restrooms.

[Earl Haffler 595]

Brent Venables thinks the HOV lane is for people with AIDS.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

Brent Venables uses DALL-E to generate images in ways that will soon be illegal.

[Not a Sock 2313]

Brent Venables plays his scratch off tickets while standing at the gas station register.

[Deej 76811]

Brent Venables steals deaf people's hand signs.

[markstanco 12577]

Brent Venables calls his wife wifey and his kids the littles. 

I’ve never heard kids called the littles. Interesting but yea I get the rage on that.

[campcrunk 2466]

Brent Venables orders mayo on his Whataburger. 

 

Brent Venables wore this shit 

[Bookman 4639]

Brett Venables colored all the books in the OU library. 

[Rimbo 25966]

Brent Venables got "if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down" reversed.

Brent Venables leaves his dirty dishes in the sink for you to deal with.

Brent Venables microwaves leftover fish in the lunch room.

[Llewelyn Moss 210]

Brent Venables liked middle school

[Matuka 1310]

Brent Venables won’t clean his ears with Q-tips.

[jetsfan76 718]

I hate OU as much as the next Horn, but holy fuck, I hate the Cult 1000000000000x more!

[troph 24810]

Brent venables secretly touches himself while watching Texas game tape 

[troph 24810]

Brent venables wants to piss in the fireplace but he’s too scared to. 

[DanTheHorn 4925]

Brent Venables double dips

[Rudy Rutabaga 8169]

Brent Venables,

 

 

[burntorangebongos 10736]

Brent Venables admires JD Vance's smokey eye make up and wants to watch a tutorial on how to achieve it. 

Brent Venables picks the lint out of his belly button and sniffs and eats it.

[gofuckyourself 8325]

Brent Venables clapped and cheered when Ellie Fredricksen died at the beginning of Up.

[burntorangebongos 10736]

One time in band camp, Brent Venables broke his arm jerking himself off. 

[Lhorn 4914]

1 hour ago, jetsfan76 said:

I hate OU as much as the next Horn, but holy fuck, I hate the Cult 1000000000000x more!

I was fixin to middle finger this post until I realized you weren’t talking about:

 

[Rimbo 25966]

Brent Venables buys Ubisoft and EA games at launch

[Pods 7552]

Brent Venables likes to drink compost tea he makes using Mark Mangino's towels. 

[Lhorn 4914]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Brent Venables buys Ubisoft and EA games at launch

He’s angry the Samurai aren’t diverse enough.  

[jetsfan76 718]

20 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I was fixin to middle finger this post until I realized you weren’t talking about:

 

Nope, The Cult rules! The Cult from CS can die in a fire.

[TrashMaster G 17558]

Brent Venables hands out raisins at Halloween.

[pops 6989]

Brent Venables thought Water World ended too soon. 

[pops 6989]

Brent Venables thought the second Darin on bewitched was the best Darin. 

[pops 6989]

Brent Venables watched the vice presidential debate. And took notes. 

[Reese Bennett 3614]

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

Brett Venables colored all the books in the OU library. 

Brent Venables then removed all the colored books from the OU library.

[DigglerontheHoof 21202]

BV thinks "Joe" was the funniest of The Three  Stooges.