Brent Venables goes 45 in the left lane in his Tesla truck...

[Pam Cummings 9,639]

Brent Venables thinks that the media doesn't cover the Cowboys enough.

[South Austin 52,448]

Brent Venables laughed at the end of Old Yeller.

[Reese Bennett 3,608]

Brent Venables thinks "Up against the Wall Redneck Mother" is a song about his mother.

[nnm 36,340]

Brent Venables bet on baseball. 

[stork642 4,498]

Brent V vacations in CS.  

[pops 6,980]

Brent Venables calls his wife wifey and his kids the littles. 

[Rimbo 25,911]

1 hour ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian has his ceiling fans spinning in the wrong direction. 

Brent Venables believes in Fan Death

[ousux 5,595]

Bert Venables shortens each practice by 30 mins so he has more time to search for bags of dicks left behind by Bobby.

[stork642 4,498]

Brent V uses Limburger cheese as breath mint. 
 

Brent V misuses your and you’re. 

Edited October 1 by stork642

[Leanderman 2,275]

Brent V is the reason why God created the middle finger.

[troph 24,781]

Brent Venables cuddles with Bob Stoops while they watch terrible hallmark rom-coms on his days off. 

Edited October 1 by troph

[troph 24,781]

Brent venables forgets he’s on mute when he tries to speak on a zoom call. 

[troph 24,781]

Brent venables flirts with the special needs grocery baggers at HEB when he’s grocery shopping.  Wait scratch that, Brent venables thinks Randall’s is a better grocery store than HEB. 

[Pdawg88 1,115]

Steve Sark eats his boogers on live tv! Oh wait 

[Lou_Sassle 2,874]

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Brent Venables serves his guests picante sauce made in New Jersey

 

[ITHorn 800]

Brett Venables tried to hire Sandusky as a defensive analyst. 

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Brent Venables looks up to Bob Stoops.

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Brent Venables thinks fitlump is hot 

Brent Venables was turned down by Manny Diaz 

[Rimbo 25,911]

Brent Venables loosens the tops of salt shakers at Denny's

[Longboard Horn 40,290]

Brent Venables never made it to the Big 12 Championship. 

Brent Venables is winless in meaningless bowl games 

[Minute Bull 248]

Brent Venables dropped his sammich on the stall floor at Buccee's, and then picked it up and ate it anyway because Buccees is famous for its clean restrooms.

[Earl Haffler 590]

Brent Venables thinks the HOV lane is for people with AIDS.

[TotallyLegit 3,052]

Brent Venables uses DALL-E to generate images in ways that will soon be illegal.

[Not a Sock 2,311]

Brent Venables plays his scratch off tickets while standing at the gas station register.

[Deej 76,752]

Brent Venables steals deaf people's hand signs.

[markstanco 12,571]

Brent Venables calls his wife wifey and his kids the littles. 

I’ve never heard kids called the littles. Interesting but yea I get the rage on that.

[campcrunk 2,437]

Brent Venables orders mayo on his Whataburger. 

 

Brent Venables wore this shit 

[Bookman 4,638]

Brett Venables colored all the books in the OU library. 

[Rimbo 25,911]

Brent Venables got "if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down" reversed.

Brent Venables leaves his dirty dishes in the sink for you to deal with.

Brent Venables microwaves leftover fish in the lunch room.

[Llewelyn Moss 207]

Brent Venables liked middle school

[Matuka 1,309]

Brent Venables won’t clean his ears with Q-tips.

[jetsfan76 710]

I hate OU as much as the next Horn, but holy fuck, I hate the Cult 1000000000000x more!

[troph 24,781]

Brent venables secretly touches himself while watching Texas game tape 

[troph 24,781]

Brent venables wants to piss in the fireplace but he’s too scared to. 

[DanTheHorn 4,913]

Brent Venables double dips

[Rudy Rutabaga 8,154]

Brent Venables,

 

 

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

Brent Venables admires JD Vance's smokey eye make up and wants to watch a tutorial on how to achieve it. 

Brent Venables picks the lint out of his belly button and sniffs and eats it.

[gofuckyourself 8,201]

Brent Venables clapped and cheered when Ellie Fredricksen died at the beginning of Up.

[burntorangebongos 10,710]

One time in band camp, Brent Venables broke his arm jerking himself off. 

[Lhorn 4,909]

1 hour ago, jetsfan76 said:

I hate OU as much as the next Horn, but holy fuck, I hate the Cult 1000000000000x more!

I was fixin to middle finger this post until I realized you weren’t talking about:

 

[Rimbo 25,911]

Brent Venables buys Ubisoft and EA games at launch

[Pods 7,551]

Brent Venables likes to drink compost tea he makes using Mark Mangino's towels. 

[Lhorn 4,909]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Brent Venables buys Ubisoft and EA games at launch

He’s angry the Samurai aren’t diverse enough.  

[jetsfan76 710]

20 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I was fixin to middle finger this post until I realized you weren’t talking about:

 

Nope, The Cult rules! The Cult from CS can die in a fire.

[TrashMaster G 17,541]

Brent Venables hands out raisins at Halloween.

[pops 6,980]

Brent Venables thought Water World ended too soon. 

[pops 6,980]

Brent Venables thought the second Darin on bewitched was the best Darin. 

[pops 6,980]

Brent Venables watched the vice presidential debate. And took notes. 

[Reese Bennett 3,608]

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

Brett Venables colored all the books in the OU library. 

Brent Venables then removed all the colored books from the OU library.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,175]

BV thinks "Joe" was the funniest of The Three  Stooges.