Brent Venables goes 45 in the left lane in his Tesla truck...

[Scheiss Meister 8419]

Brent Venables thinks Russian bots are underrated.

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Brent Venables thinks AI generated Aggie pictures are hilarious. 

[Constant 6763]

Steve Sarkisian never rewound his vhs tapes before returning them to Blockbuster. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7269]

Brent Venables would really like to let you in on an exciting new MLM business opportunity.

[South Austin 52746]

Brent Venables never returned his tapes to Blockbuster.

[Bill Lumbergh 7269]

Brent Venables wears flip flops on the plane, but kicks them off when he puts his foot up on the arm rest in front of him so he can "let the toesies breathe"

[Bill Brasky 1481]

9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Brent Venables hands out raisins at Halloween.

Brent Venables puts raisins in his potato salad 

[GopherRock 1773]

Brent Venables gets gas on the wrong side at Costco.

[Bill Brasky 1481]

Brent Venables avoids Buccee's because the toilet seats are too clean for him 

[General Specific 3375]

Brent Venable loves to contact people about their car warranty.

[Magus Ossis 2889]

Brent Venables replies repeatedly in group texts

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Brent Venables sends cute pictures of cats to all his contacts.

[troph 24929]

Brent venables watches the pot and wonders why it never boils.

[Frank Hammer 49]

Brent Venables hosts his own version of PDiddys white party's and freak offs for the high dollar rollers in Norman 

[nnm 36990]

Brent Venables uses an apostrophe every time he adds an s to a word. 

[pops 7044]

46 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Brent Venables gets gas on the wrong side at Costco.

Brent Venables leaves his car at the pump after filling up to just run in real quick and grab av couple things at Costco. 

[Rimbo 26465]

54 minutes ago, nnm said:

Brent Venables sends cute pictures of cats to all his contacts.

if that's wrong i don't wanna be right

Scout, meet Surly. Surly, meet Scout.

[Rimbo 26465]

Brent Venables is not a cat person. Brent Venables is not a dog person. Brent Venables doesn't like birds or reptiles, either. Brent Venables doesn't like animals.

[billy_bats 169]

Brent Venables drives like old people fuck.

[Longboard Horn 41013]

Brent Venables dresses like he goes to Weenie Hut Jr.'s

[Longboard Horn 41013]

Brent Venables likes his steak well done 

[Armybrat 41018]

14 minutes ago, billy_bats said:

Brent Venables drives like old people fuck.

He has a chauffeur?

[Mikey4 2484]

Battered Volvo drives in the MoPac express lane but carefully paces the cars in the free lanes and is diligent about braking as soon as they brake.

[Bill Lumbergh 7269]

7 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Battered Volvo drives in the MoPac express lane but carefully paces the cars in the free lanes and is diligent about braking as soon as they brake.

That's some damn funny autocorrect (I assume)

[NeverMarryAStripper 22035]

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Brent Venables wears flip flops on the plane, but kicks them off when he puts his foot up on the arm rest in front of him so he can "let the toesies breathe"

while dipping

[Bevo 13655]

 

Brent Venables looks like Skeletor after a visit with Nurse Ratched in One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest. 

[52-80 19282]

brent venables pees with his pants all the way down

[nnm 36990]

Brent Venables is ass, my dude.

[Rimbo 26465]

Brent Venables would like to know if you'd like copies of The Watchtower.

At 6AM.

On Saturday.

[nnm 36990]

Brent Venables is a vegan crossfitter.

[Horn Dogg 4189]

Brent Venables still can’t beat Bob Stoops in the annual Norman dick eat-off

[Celery Man 21028]

Brent Venables gives out circus peanuts on Halloween.

[nnm 36990]

2 hours ago, billy_bats said:

Brent Venables drives like old people fuck.

He drives once or twice a decade?

[Darth Tron 1147]

Brent Venables puts mayonnaise on his french fries.

[Llewelyn Moss 212]

Brent Venables likes Lincoln Riley’s brisket. 
 

That is not an innuendo. 

[Damor 1237]

Brent Venables will eagerly steal signs from another team or the pen with the big plastic flower attached to it from the checkout counter, but doesn't want a poke badly enough to cheat for one.

[Dnaguy 12365]

Brent Venables offers you a White Claw when you ask for a beer.

 

[Damor 1237]

Whenever a natural disaster occurs, Brent Venables can be depended upon to pull into town with a horse trailer loaded with expired groceries and baby formula to sell for a 2000% markup.

[brown water 3780]

Brent Venables vacations in College Station 

[nnm 36990]

29 minutes ago, brown water said:

Brent Venables vacations in College Station Norman

FIFY

[DanTheHorn 4973]

Brent Venables could not understand why other boys in his elementary school kept talking about Star Wars after so many months when Fonzi had just jumped the shark on TV.

[Constant 6763]

Steve Sarkisian gets out of the car in the school pick up line and insists on doing it himself. 

[Scheiss Meister 8419]

Brent Venables invented the coolapeño.

[Leanderman 2320]

Brent Venables lights his own farts with a blow torch.

 

[Bookman 4728]

When he was in the fourth grade, right before a test Brent Venables replaced a classmate's #2 pencils with #1 pencils, just because that classmate was "different." 

[ITHorn 912]

Brent Venables thinks Joe Mixon is a good representative of the program. 

[ryskey 447]

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

brent venables pees with his pants all the way down

 

9 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Brent Venables lights his own farts with a blow torch.

Wait now I think I like him

[landman 559]

Brent Venables gets daiquiris from the Eskimo Hut...

[mr. sunshine 2838]

Brent Venables licks all the seasoning off pork rinds then puts the bag back in the cabinet for his wife and kids to enjoy

[GhostOfTomJoad 9442]

Brent Venables eats the cream frosting out of Oreos and then puts the two cookie pieces back together & shoves them into the container.*

 

* My buddy's wife (no pics) actually does this.