Brent Venables goes 45 in the left lane in his Tesla truck...

[Redneck Mutha 7953]

Brent Venables lets his dog shit in your yard without picking it up.

Brent Venables takes notes while looking at the "Pics of Parking Douche Baggery" thread.

20 hours ago, Bookman said:

Brett Venables colored all the books in the OU library. 

Username checks.

[dcbc 14465]

Brent Venables just hopes that both teams have fun.

[coachherman'sgrill 2091]

Burt Vegetable thinks Jimbo got screwed over 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

When his items don't ring up correctly at the register, Brent Venables loves to say "I guess that means it's free!"

[lemonandaturd 4285]

After Tennessee beat OU, Josh Heupel asked Brent Venables "How does my ass taste?"  Brent smirked because he already knew.  

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 273]

Brent Venables holds his burrito on both ends and eats it like corn-on-the-cob.

[Redneck Mutha 7953]

Brent Venables believes the most storied family for college football QBs is Thompson.

[Llewelyn Moss 207]

Brent Venables calls them “breakfast burritos”

[redswingline 1057]

Brent Venables eats snickers upside down so he can feel the chocolate veins on his tongue

[troph 24781]

Brent venables steals the gum out kids baseball card packs when they aren’t looking 

[troph 24781]

Brent venables thinks orange slices at half time are indeed a good idea

Edited October 3 by troph

[mchookem 16318]

Brent Venables jumps up as soon as the plane stops and rushes to the front to be the first off.

[Bama Llama 1450]

Brent Venables selfie

 

[Minute Bull 248]

Brent Venables takes dance lessons from Mack Brown, and is slowly mustering the courage to break his new moves out in the locker room postgame like Mack does.

[Constant 6723]

Steve Sarkisian thinks Hollywood is doing a pretty good job with remakes. 

[Bookman 4638]

Brent Venables still listens to 50 Cent on his iPod. 

[utee94 15797]

Bart Vaginables thinks the song "Ironic" by Alanis Morissette illustrates excellent examples of irony.

[77horn 216]

Brent Venables asked Lincoln Riley for his brisket recipe

 

[Pdawg88 1115]

Steve Sarkisian thinks the reply in football games doesn’t take long enough. 

[n64ra 1080]

Battered Volvo blasts the Village People throughout the neighborhood at 5AM.

[Rimbo 25908]

Brent Venables watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

[CBHorn 420]

Brent Venables doesn't like Tex Mex because "cilantro tastes like soap."

[Lou_Sassle 2874]

2 hours ago, Bookman said:

Brent Venables still listens to 50 Cent on his zune. 

I think this is more likely...

[Constant 6723]

Steve Sarkisian still measures himself before getting in line for a roller coaster. 

[mchookem 16318]

Brent Venables is disappointed he never got invited to one of Diddy's freakoffs.

[Footballyoubet 1]

Brent Venables just took his 8 Covid booster

[troph 24781]

37 minutes ago, Constant said:

Steve Sarkisian still measures himself before getting in line for a roller coaster. 

I admire your approach to this thread.

[Celery Man 20929]

Brent Venables forgot the Alamo.

[General Specific 3252]

Brent Venables chooses to live in Norman Oklahoma.

BV chews with his mouth open.

BV doesn’t flush after taking a Switzer.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Brent Venables doesn't understand why the drivers behind him at the green light start honking when he's just trying to finish a couple of texts real quick.

[Rimbo 25908]

Brent Venables blames his dog for his farts.

[troph 24781]

Just now, Rimbo said:

Brent Venables blames his dog for his farts.

[Vertigo 20276]

Brent Venables tightens the lids on jars at the grocery store. 

[Vertigo 20276]

Brent Venables flies coach just so he can take his shoes off and put his knees up into the back of the seat in front of him. 

[Vertigo 20276]

Brent Venables buys out the front row of the New Kids on the Block reunion tour. 

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

Brent venables puts his cast iron pan in the dish washer

[BachelorTrek 2965]

On 10/1/2024 at 8:14 AM, TexArcher said:

With Limp Bizkit blasting out the windows. 

And he circles the local high school every afternoon to honk at the underage girls.

 

 

Lulz.

[Eskimohorn 5629]

I dont think about him at all

[Constant 6723]

Steve Sarkisian triple clicks links. 

[Pdawg88 1115]

Steve Sarkisian thinks the OU-Texas game should be played at Jerry’s world. Said he just doesn’t get the big deal about the Cotton Bowl.

[TexArcher 37761]

Some of you dumb motherfuckers don't understand how this thread works, and you suck, and also eat some shit.

[hook me 2092]

BV wears his hat backwards in case a dick sucking opportunity suddenly arises

[Rimbo 25908]

23 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Some of you dumb motherfuckers don't understand how this thread works, and you suck, and also eat some shit.

☝️

 

 

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Mack Brown scares Brent Venables to death 

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

Brent Venables family tree is a cactus … it’s full of pricks.

[Guadaloopy 10954]

Brent Venables uses the handicap stall in public restrooms because he likes the extra room to take his pants off when he sits to pee.

[Bozo_Casanova 26432]

Brent Venables is the Bo Pellini of Gary Gibbs

[FloridaHorn 4752]

Brent Venables started a Hate thread about South Carolina on the OU message boards today.

[gofuckyourself 8197]

FloridaHorn beat me to it.

Edited October 3 by gofuckyourself

[Leanderman 2275]

Burnt Vegetables sneaks into ladies restrooms and puts all the seats up.