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Brent Venables gives back to his community by visiting elementary schools and reading holiday stories to kindergartners each year.

He always ends his visits by telling the excited kids that their parents are lying to them because Santa isn't real and neither is that damn elf on the shelf.

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Steve Sarkisian complains at Mexican restaurants that don’t give you free queso.

Brent Venables loves to go on opposing team’s message boards. He uses aliases like “Pdawg” “Ptuddy” “NuffSaid” “NattyDawg”.

To save time, he uses ChatGPT to come up with content.
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28 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Brent Venables is the type of guy who eats a hot dog with his ass

Not sure about that, but I am damn sure he puts Mayo on his glizzy. 
 

Also looks like he trolls target bathrooms.

And he also puts beans in his chili!

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BV recycles toothpaste.

BV takes his family to the DMV for picnics.

BV bet on Pete Rose to make the HoF.

BV thinks 'Ol Yellar is a comedy.

BV makes a game plan for the bye week.

....and finally.....you can't spell cocksucker without Brent Venerables.  

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BV is an extreme cheapskate, hoarder, and couponer, who does things like reuse floss and berate cashiers, When concerned family members staged an interventionat his house, they discovered there was a room for reused toilet paper. The cat room was not accessible by humans. One couldnt approach the house without level A biosuits. The intervention failed when Venables chased family members and social services out of his property.

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