Brent Venables goes 45 in the left lane in his Tesla truck...

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

Brent Venebals bathes in the water in Ohio and Oklahoma, while simultaneously eating dicks. 

[troph 24781]

7 hours ago, 77horn said:

Brent Venables asked Lincoln Riley for his brisket recipe

 

And gave him that mountain man yes look when he saw liquid smoke in the recipe. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

Brent Venables sneaks up behind friends and puts his hands over their eyes and says "Guess whooooo it is!" when he shows up to parties

[StassneyHorn 6574]

Jesus Christ make this stop.

[hook me 2092]

Brent Venables pumps his gas while blaring Luke Bryan with his windows down. 

[TejasPedro 1857]

Brent Venables was devastated when Zima was discontinued.     

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

Brent Venables tells recruits "no you hang up first" during their official phone calls

[dcbc 14465]

Brent Venables thinks the games against UofH, Tulane, and LSU also are the Red River Showdown.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

Brent Venables rolls his eyes back when he eats chocolate

[CBHorn 420]

Brent Venables corrects people and says, “pig in a blanket,” whenever they say the word kolache.

[orangebird 1079]

Brent Venables thinks Whataburger is vastly improved after that outfit in Chicago took it over.

[ousux 5597]

Brent Venables just hopes that both teams have fun.

So Bert is Mack? I suspected..

[52-80 19147]

14 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Jesus Christ make this stop.

Brent Venables wants this thread to stop

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Brent Venables gives back to his community by visiting elementary schools and reading holiday stories to kindergartners each year.

He always ends his visits by telling the excited kids that their parents are lying to them because Santa isn't real and neither is that damn elf on the shelf.

[horn4life 3759]

Brent Venables is so fucking dumb he thinks that left lane on the freeway is the fast lane...  IT'S THE FUCKING PASSING LANE!!!

 

And Telsa generally means Don't Know How to Fucking Drive!

[TexArcher 37767]

15 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Jesus Christ make this stop.

Is what Brent Venables said when a girl touched his pee-pee at summer camp that one time.

 

[77horn 216]

When Brent Venables is on vacay, he dreams of scoring enough Tuddies to win a Natty.

Edited October 4 by 77horn

[Longboard Horn 40296]

Brent Venables prefers In N Out over Whataburger 

[52-80 19147]

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Brent Venables prefers In N Out over Whataburger 

he has a good point sometimes

[DanTheHorn 4915]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Is what Brent Venables said when a girl @StassneyHorn touched his pee-pee at summer camp that one time.

 

Fixed

[Eskimohorn 5630]

Steve Sarkisian complains at Mexican restaurants that don’t give you free queso.

Brent Venables loves to go on opposing team’s message boards. He uses aliases like “Pdawg” “Ptuddy” “NuffSaid” “NattyDawg”.

To save time, he uses ChatGPT to come up with content.

[StassneyHorn 6574]

13 hours ago, orangebird said:

Brent Venables thinks Whataburger is vastly improved after that outfit in Chicago took it over.

It is

[Longhornstampede 3181]

Brent Venables pulls over to ask directions from Dora... Then asks "Que?" but with a shitty Okie accent

[Longhornstampede 3181]

Brent Venables only paid $3.49

[Pdawg88 1115]

My comment got deleted.😥

[TejasPedro 1857]

Brent Venables enjoyed being woken up by Seth Altman. 

[orangeut 212]

Brent Venables doesn't know the words to "boomer sooner"

[Rimbo 25911]

On 10/3/2024 at 3:21 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Jesus Christ make this stop.

hi brent

 

5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

It is

I said, HI BRENT!

[redswingline 1057]

Brent Venables is the type of guy who eats a hot dog with his ass

[SlingeroGuitaro 189]

Brent Venables gets dating advice from Romeo Rose

[TejasPedro 1857]

28 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Brent Venables is the type of guy who eats a hot dog with his ass

Not sure about that, but I am damn sure he puts Mayo on his glizzy. 
 

Also looks like he trolls target bathrooms.

And he also puts beans in his chili!

[redswingline 1057]

1 hour ago, TejasPedro said:

Not sure about that

Brent Venables is the type of guy who eats a hot dog with his ass, unless that hot dog belongs to TejasPedro

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5388]

Brent Venables waves goodbye with his fingers

[HellesBier 188]

9 hours ago, redswingline said:

Brent Venables is the type of guy who eats a hot dog with his ass

[JerryHubbard 282]

Brent Venables insists that Ringo is the Walrus.

[Pimphand 5733]

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

Brent Venables has been watching some stuff on YouTube lately that the mainstream is trying to bury and thinks you should really open your eyes and do your own research.

[ChiTownDoc 21143]

BV is a bitch ass pussy who…

 

 

 

wears a nice hat.

[redswingline 1057]

 Brent Venables is the kind of dude who closes the fridge door with his hip.

[UTEE97 3513]

Brent Venables thinks every college should have male cheerleaders.

[elfenix 34223]

brent venables thinks you can avenge a playoff loss in the regular season

[Bevo&Pevo 5121]

BV recycles toothpaste.

BV takes his family to the DMV for picnics.

BV bet on Pete Rose to make the HoF.

BV thinks 'Ol Yellar is a comedy.

BV makes a game plan for the bye week.

....and finally.....you can't spell cocksucker without Brent Venerables.  

[Longhornstampede 3181]

Brent venables knows what time it is...

[Eskimohorn 5630]

BV is an extreme cheapskate, hoarder, and couponer, who does things like reuse floss and berate cashiers, When concerned family members staged an interventionat his house, they discovered there was a room for reused toilet paper. The cat room was not accessible by humans. One couldnt approach the house without level A biosuits. The intervention failed when Venables chased family members and social services out of his property.

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

BV thinks Subway is a Michelin three star restaurant. 

Edited October 6 by Nueces River Rat

[EastHorn 281]

If BV gets fired they could hire Heupel. That fat fuck looks like he gets paid in enchiladas and Dairy Queen. A walking heart attack with clothes from a tent maker. 

[scottsins 1966]

BV thinks Derel is the best.

He also LOVES Submart.

[Constant 6723]

Steve Sarkisian leaves his headlights on while at the drive-in movies. 

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

BV wants HEB sold to private equity based in Chicago. 

[elfenix 34223]

2 hours ago, scottsins said:

BV thinks Derel is the best.

He also LOVES Submart.

nice try submart