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46 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Brent Venables gets gas on the wrong side at Costco.

Brent Venables leaves his car at the pump after filling up to just run in real quick and grab av couple things at Costco. 

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54 minutes ago, nnm said:

Brent Venables sends cute pictures of cats to all his contacts.

if that's wrong i don't wanna be right

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Scout, meet Surly. Surly, meet Scout.

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Brent Venables is not a cat person. Brent Venables is not a dog person. Brent Venables doesn't like birds or reptiles, either. Brent Venables doesn't like animals.

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7 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Battered Volvo drives in the MoPac express lane but carefully paces the cars in the free lanes and is diligent about braking as soon as they brake.

That's some damn funny autocorrect (I assume)

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Brent Venables will eagerly steal signs from another team or the pen with the big plastic flower attached to it from the checkout counter, but doesn't want a poke badly enough to cheat for one.

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Whenever a natural disaster occurs, Brent Venables can be depended upon to pull into town with a horse trailer loaded with expired groceries and baby formula to sell for a 2000% markup.

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When he was in the fourth grade, right before a test Brent Venables replaced a classmate's #2 pencils with #1 pencils, just because that classmate was "different." 

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Posted
5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

brent venables pees with his pants all the way down

 

9 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Brent Venables lights his own farts with a blow torch.

Wait now I think I like him

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