Looks like [insert name] is a DOB/sexual predator

[Brisketexan 105,433]

Allegations that Garth Brooks tried to get his makeup artist to take care of his friends in low places:  https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/03/entertainment/garth-brooks-accused-sexual-assault/index.html

 

The key will be the alleged sexually explicit text messages.  Because otherwise, regardless of whether the allegations are actually true or false, it's a he-said/she-said deal, which are tough to prove in either direction (if people believe one side, it's the side they WANT to believe).  But if there are receipts....then Garth will be standing INSIDE the fire.

[royiv 9,375]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Allegations that Garth Brooks tried to get his makeup artist to take care of his friends in low places:  https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/03/entertainment/garth-brooks-accused-sexual-assault/index.html

 

The key will be the alleged sexually explicit text messages.  Because otherwise, regardless of whether the allegations are actually true or false, it's a he-said/she-said deal, which are tough to prove in either direction (if people believe one side, it's the side they WANT to believe).  But if there are receipts....then Garth will be standing INSIDE the fire.

I wonder what she’s doing now?

['stache 21,892]

We used to call this the Stillwater Spectacles Splash.

 

[royiv 9,375]

22 minutes ago, 'stache said:

We used to call this the Stillwater Spectacles Splash.

 

Pic of hair and makeup artist:

 

 

[Deej 76,946]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

We used to call this the Stillwater Spectacles Splash.

 

Wait, that's not allowed any more?

[tx 3 putt 77,533]

i’ve never walked out of a shower with an erection 

[bschoolprof 6,273]

I've never not walked out of the shower with an erection.  

[bschoolprof 6,273]

If true, the only friends he will have left are:

1) a worn out tape of Chris LeDoux

2) lonely women

3) bad booze

[Deej 76,946]

She's lucky Chris Gaines didn't walk out of that shower with an erection.

[Wiler77 1,576]

Definitely think he's going to want God to answer his prayers on this one

[Wiler77 1,576]

"The Thunder Rolls"

"Oh it's rollin' baby!"

[Wiler77 1,576]

Was her name Tomorrow?

Because Tomorrow never came.

[Jkwellborn 6,748]

So his dick didn’t go down till the sun came up?

[Hook1997 5,404]

 I can totally see Garth just grabbing the makeup artist by the ankles, holder her upside down and breaking her in half with his friend in low places….   This lady is nuts, she should have come up with a believable story at least.  

[Wiler77 1,576]

I'm having trouble visualizing the geometry and physics on that first paragraph. Sounds like quite the rodeo. Anyone want to take a stab in MS Paint?

[Not a cat 5,714]

He's shameless.

[royiv 9,375]

2 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

I'm having trouble visualizing the geometry and physics on that first paragraph. Sounds like quite the rodeo. Anyone want to take a stab in MS Paint?

First you start with spurs and latigo.

[Sawbonz 27,595]

I wonder if Trisha is still in love with the boy

[futureman 22,552]

this greedy stupid bitch.  garth will destroy her. 

[futureman 22,552]

oh she’s gonna get raped… in court. 

Edited October 5 by immamac
Banned for a week

[SamsCorner 395]

9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

 I can totally see Garth just grabbing the makeup artist by the ankles, holder her upside down and breaking her in half with his friend in low places….   This lady is nuts, she should have come up with a believable story at least.  

60 year old Garth dangled this woman upside down while plowing her with is 60 year old penis?  What men's clinic does he go to? 

Edited October 4 by SamsCorner

[WBT 20,672]

Blame it all on his roots

[Jkwellborn 6,748]

 I can totally see Garth just grabbing the makeup artist by the ankles, holder her upside down and breaking her in half with his friend in low places….   This lady is nuts, she should have come up with a believable story at least.  

Holy shit. Garth Brooks posts here!!

[Dnaguy 12,104]

9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

 I can totally see Garth just grabbing the makeup artist by the ankles, holder her upside down and breaking her in half with his friend in low places….   This lady is nuts, she should have come up with a believable story at least.  

If you’re Garth, I guess there’s a silver lining?

She didn’t describe your junk as adolescent in both length and girth like Diddys accuser.

 

[futureman 22,552]

she’s gonna have to lie back and take it once garth’s lawyers get their mitts on her. 

[aggie08 21,554]

Something, something, Chris Gaines did this.

Damnit, come back to me. 

[Wiler77 1,576]

In all seriousness, though, if he had perhaps been more of a gentlemen and shared two pina coladas and a longneck bottle over dinner, she'd be bragging to friends about that summer rather than suing his ass.

['stache 21,892]

Yeah not sure I’m buying this one. He’s pretty damn fat, no way he’s pulling off the hanging wheelbarrow without having a heart attack. He’d also have to be packing a Milton Burle to get past the fupa and split her in half, seems unlikely, lol.

 

Edited October 4 by 'stache

[Colonel Sanders 1,370]

Sound like he needs someone from the  American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

[SurlyBDR 22,852]

"So bring me two of your ankles
I want one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captin Morgan
And never leave dry land"

[gernblansten 3,197]

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

"So bring me two of your ankles
I want one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captin Morgan
And never leave dry land"

[atomheartbevo 89,824]

10 hours ago, 'stache said:

Yeah not sure I’m buying this one. He’s pretty damn fat, no way he’s pulling off the hanging wheelbarrow without having a heart attack. He’d also have to be packing a Milton Burle to get past the fupa and split her in half, seems unlikely, lol.

 

 

He's paying her to say that, right?

I've seen him in person within the past year.

Edited October 5 by atomheartbevo

[Planet Houston 4,931]

On 10/3/2024 at 6:34 PM, Deej said:

She's lucky Chris Gaines didn't walk out of that shower with an erection.

Garth’s defense surely will be that it wasn’t him, it was Chris Gaines.

But, just like Chris Gaines’s album, nobody will buy it. 

[Underdog 28,784]

Trisha: how come you’ve never picked me up by my ankles? 
 

Garth: I’d need a crane. 

[Parliament 14,334]

I think we aren’t surprised by this one?

https://www.valleynewslive.com/2024/10/22/former-abercrombie-fitch-chief-mike-jeffries-arrested-federal-sex-trafficking-charges/

[chainsaw 9,878]

Never thought they would rip off American Apparel

[huge 3,795]

So the AF deal was all guys? 

That's a new one.

[Samson's Wig 3,194]

8 minutes ago, huge said:

So the AF deal was all guys? 

That's a new one.

The only way this story about Abercrombie and Fitch would be surprising is if any women were involved.  I'm not sure how they went from outdoor goods supplier to gayest retailer in history, but they were 100% of the way there by the mid-nineties. 

[Steel Shank 9,432]

The only way this story about Abercrombie and Fitch would be surprising is if any women were involved.  I'm not sure how they went from outdoor goods supplier to gayest retailer in history, but they were 100% of the way there by the mid-nineties. 

I wonder if they had some kind of code system built into their clothes?

[NaTeWHO 852]

Doesn't AF own Hollister as well? Probably provided an in with that younger demo...

[Sawbonz 27,595]

Wasn't there a backup QB for UT that quit to be an AF model?

[bolverk 29,728]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/23/donald-trump-accuser-stacey-williams-jeffrey-epstein

 

[atomheartbevo 89,824]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Wasn't there a backup QB for UT that quit to be an AF model?

Thank you for being so generous but I was at most the third-string and definitely not the backup.

[huge 3,795]

Marty Cherry got noticed during Rout 66

[Parliament 14,334]

https://apnews.com/article/russell-brand-allegations-police-prosecutors-cead4e44f1f0274122c7fa54b9cfd1b5
 

[Deej 76,946]