Looks like [insert name] is a DOB/sexual predator

[Brisketexan 105433]

Allegations that Garth Brooks tried to get his makeup artist to take care of his friends in low places:  https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/03/entertainment/garth-brooks-accused-sexual-assault/index.html

 

The key will be the alleged sexually explicit text messages.  Because otherwise, regardless of whether the allegations are actually true or false, it's a he-said/she-said deal, which are tough to prove in either direction (if people believe one side, it's the side they WANT to believe).  But if there are receipts....then Garth will be standing INSIDE the fire.

[royiv 9375]

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Allegations that Garth Brooks tried to get his makeup artist to take care of his friends in low places:  https://www.cnn.com/2024/10/03/entertainment/garth-brooks-accused-sexual-assault/index.html

 

The key will be the alleged sexually explicit text messages.  Because otherwise, regardless of whether the allegations are actually true or false, it's a he-said/she-said deal, which are tough to prove in either direction (if people believe one side, it's the side they WANT to believe).  But if there are receipts....then Garth will be standing INSIDE the fire.

I wonder what she’s doing now?

['stache 21892]

We used to call this the Stillwater Spectacles Splash.

 

[royiv 9375]

22 minutes ago, 'stache said:

We used to call this the Stillwater Spectacles Splash.

 

Pic of hair and makeup artist:

 

 

[Deej 76946]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

We used to call this the Stillwater Spectacles Splash.

 

Wait, that's not allowed any more?

[tx 3 putt 77533]

i’ve never walked out of a shower with an erection 

[bschoolprof 6273]

I've never not walked out of the shower with an erection.  

[bschoolprof 6273]

If true, the only friends he will have left are:

1) a worn out tape of Chris LeDoux

2) lonely women

3) bad booze

[Deej 76946]

She's lucky Chris Gaines didn't walk out of that shower with an erection.

[Wiler77 1576]

Definitely think he's going to want God to answer his prayers on this one

[Wiler77 1576]

"The Thunder Rolls"

"Oh it's rollin' baby!"

[Wiler77 1576]

Was her name Tomorrow?

Because Tomorrow never came.

[Jkwellborn 6748]

So his dick didn’t go down till the sun came up?

[Hook1997 5404]

 I can totally see Garth just grabbing the makeup artist by the ankles, holder her upside down and breaking her in half with his friend in low places….   This lady is nuts, she should have come up with a believable story at least.  

[Wiler77 1576]

I'm having trouble visualizing the geometry and physics on that first paragraph. Sounds like quite the rodeo. Anyone want to take a stab in MS Paint?

[Not a cat 5714]

He's shameless.

[royiv 9375]

2 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

I'm having trouble visualizing the geometry and physics on that first paragraph. Sounds like quite the rodeo. Anyone want to take a stab in MS Paint?

First you start with spurs and latigo.

[Sawbonz 27595]

I wonder if Trisha is still in love with the boy

[futureman 22552]

this greedy stupid bitch.  garth will destroy her. 

[futureman 22552]

oh she’s gonna get raped… in court. 

Edited October 5 by immamac
Banned for a week

[SamsCorner 395]

9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

 I can totally see Garth just grabbing the makeup artist by the ankles, holder her upside down and breaking her in half with his friend in low places….   This lady is nuts, she should have come up with a believable story at least.  

60 year old Garth dangled this woman upside down while plowing her with is 60 year old penis?  What men's clinic does he go to? 

Edited October 4 by SamsCorner

[WBT 20672]

Blame it all on his roots

[Jkwellborn 6748]

 I can totally see Garth just grabbing the makeup artist by the ankles, holder her upside down and breaking her in half with his friend in low places….   This lady is nuts, she should have come up with a believable story at least.  

Holy shit. Garth Brooks posts here!!

[Dnaguy 12104]

9 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

 I can totally see Garth just grabbing the makeup artist by the ankles, holder her upside down and breaking her in half with his friend in low places….   This lady is nuts, she should have come up with a believable story at least.  

If you’re Garth, I guess there’s a silver lining?

She didn’t describe your junk as adolescent in both length and girth like Diddys accuser.

 

[futureman 22552]

she’s gonna have to lie back and take it once garth’s lawyers get their mitts on her. 

[aggie08 21554]

Something, something, Chris Gaines did this.

Damnit, come back to me. 

[Wiler77 1576]

In all seriousness, though, if he had perhaps been more of a gentlemen and shared two pina coladas and a longneck bottle over dinner, she'd be bragging to friends about that summer rather than suing his ass.

['stache 21892]

Yeah not sure I’m buying this one. He’s pretty damn fat, no way he’s pulling off the hanging wheelbarrow without having a heart attack. He’d also have to be packing a Milton Burle to get past the fupa and split her in half, seems unlikely, lol.

 

Edited October 4 by 'stache

[Colonel Sanders 1370]

Sound like he needs someone from the  American Honky-Tonk Bar Association.

[SurlyBDR 22852]

"So bring me two of your ankles
I want one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captin Morgan
And never leave dry land"

[gernblansten 3197]

3 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

"So bring me two of your ankles
I want one for each hand
Let's set sail with Captin Morgan
And never leave dry land"

[atomheartbevo 89823]

10 hours ago, 'stache said:

Yeah not sure I’m buying this one. He’s pretty damn fat, no way he’s pulling off the hanging wheelbarrow without having a heart attack. He’d also have to be packing a Milton Burle to get past the fupa and split her in half, seems unlikely, lol.

 

 

He's paying her to say that, right?

I've seen him in person within the past year.

Edited October 5 by atomheartbevo

[Planet Houston 4931]

On 10/3/2024 at 6:34 PM, Deej said:

She's lucky Chris Gaines didn't walk out of that shower with an erection.

Garth’s defense surely will be that it wasn’t him, it was Chris Gaines.

But, just like Chris Gaines’s album, nobody will buy it. 

[Underdog 28784]

Trisha: how come you’ve never picked me up by my ankles? 
 

Garth: I’d need a crane. 

[Parliament 14334]

I think we aren’t surprised by this one?

https://www.valleynewslive.com/2024/10/22/former-abercrombie-fitch-chief-mike-jeffries-arrested-federal-sex-trafficking-charges/

[chainsaw 9878]

Never thought they would rip off American Apparel

[huge 3795]

So the AF deal was all guys? 

That's a new one.

[Samson's Wig 3194]

8 minutes ago, huge said:

So the AF deal was all guys? 

That's a new one.

The only way this story about Abercrombie and Fitch would be surprising is if any women were involved.  I'm not sure how they went from outdoor goods supplier to gayest retailer in history, but they were 100% of the way there by the mid-nineties. 

[Steel Shank 9432]

The only way this story about Abercrombie and Fitch would be surprising is if any women were involved.  I'm not sure how they went from outdoor goods supplier to gayest retailer in history, but they were 100% of the way there by the mid-nineties. 

I wonder if they had some kind of code system built into their clothes?

[NaTeWHO 852]

Doesn't AF own Hollister as well? Probably provided an in with that younger demo...

[Sawbonz 27595]

Wasn't there a backup QB for UT that quit to be an AF model?

[bolverk 29728]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/23/donald-trump-accuser-stacey-williams-jeffrey-epstein

 

[atomheartbevo 89823]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Wasn't there a backup QB for UT that quit to be an AF model?

Thank you for being so generous but I was at most the third-string and definitely not the backup.

[huge 3795]

Marty Cherry got noticed during Rout 66

[Parliament 14334]

https://apnews.com/article/russell-brand-allegations-police-prosecutors-cead4e44f1f0274122c7fa54b9cfd1b5
 

[Deej 76946]