24/25 Astros Offseason thread

[patrickdrinksbeer 810]

He’s just a paid athlete. Nothing more. I don’t get all the sentimentality. He got paid to do a job. He did it well like he was paid to do. Like any paid employee. Now he’s on to the next job. See ya kid. We’ll be fine. Name on the front is still the same. I guess I’ve just never been a “fan” of anyone except maybe Roger Staubach. They all come and go. 

if you don’t literally love jose altuve, are you really an astros fan?

[TonyTexas 10683]

6 hours ago, Scraps said:

Trey Cabbage to sign with NPB's Yomiuri Giants

He’d have made a fortune repping a kimchi producer if he had signed in Korea. 

[Spaceman Spiff 404]

Pretty awkward for Bellinger to be teammates with his wife's ex. We know she's not a breaking ball, because neither Bellinger nor Giancarlo Stanton can hit those.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

yankees turning up the heat on the red sox 

[Mitch Hedberg 2116]

2 hours ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

if you don’t literally love jose altuve, are you really an astros fan?

Well I do love me some Altuve and I’m pretty sure my 80 year old dad would trade me for him straight up. I amend my statement. I am a fan of Altuve.