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It would be cool if I had any faith whatsoever that we, as a nation, learned some valuable lessons from COVID. What worked, what didn't, what to prioritize, how to convey the right message, what's sensible, where the government under and over reached, etc. That we'd be better prepared.

But, no, another serious pandemic would legit destroy this country.

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Deej

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13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm travelling and won't be back to Austin until late Friday night. If I recall correctly, I only have a couple of rolls of shitter paper in my strategic reserve. I'm fucked aren't I. 

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No bidet? You sound poor. 

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29 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Like I said.

Put that Marburg up against some sturdy German stock (no eugenics) and it folds like paper.

Achtung bitches.

Germans yes, but I bet it could take out a whole Carnival cruise line full of fat Americans in a few hours. 

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16 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Germans yes, but I bet it could take out a whole Carnival cruise line full of fat Americans in a few hours. 

Probably hour, singular.

Every "cruiser" I know comes back from one with some sort of malady and various fluids leaking out of their orifices. And not just gravy and soft-serve ice cream.

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7 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Ironically it’s also the name of a desert drink for two at Guy Fieri’s American Grill in Times Square

I shudder at the effect of that drink on the foetus.  Or the faeces.  Especially if consumed with a deconstructed burger.

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8 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Ironically it’s also the name of a desert drink for two at Guy Fieri’s American Grill in Times Square

I think I saw Crimean-Congo Haemhorragic Fever open for Slipknot a few years back 

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Sir, I believe you misspelled "plandemic."  You see, this is all clearly a plot by the Illuminati, working hand in hand with Colonel Sanders and his wee, beady eyes, to release a virus bioengineered in a secret lab in Andorra designed to cause all people of Etruscan lineage to walk with a slight limp in their left leg.  DO THE RESEARCH, SHEEPLE!

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Just now, Brisketexan said:

Sir, I believe you misspelled "plandemic."  You see, this is all clearly a plot by the Illuminati, working hand in hand with Colonel Sanders and his wee, beady eyes, to release a virus bioengineered in a secret lab in Andorra designed to cause all people of Etruscan lineage to walk with a slight limp in their left leg.  DO THE RESEARCH, SHEEPLE!

 

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8 hours ago, aggie08 said:

It would be cool if I had any faith whatsoever that we, as a nation, learned some valuable lessons from COVID. What worked, what didn't, what to prioritize, how to convey the right message, what's sensible, where the government under and over reached, etc. That we'd be better prepared.

But, no, another serious pandemic would legit destroy this country.

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9 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Crimean-Congo Haemhorragic Fever.

Criminy.

New band name.  

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I think I saw Crimean-Congo Haemhorragic Fever open for Slipknot a few years back 

Dammit, you beat me.

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13 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Marburg’s at #1, but two more of the top ten are on the board right now. 

 

uh, rabies?

 

i see doc in the comments points out that rabies can be stopped if treatment is started *immediately* which seems like a pretty big if.

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