Man Jacking Off on Bike gets Whacked

[RollLeft 5,057]

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Woman-shoots-man-who-exposed-himself-to-13139225.php

 

Which one of you is this?

[Longhorn Al 440]

Damn smut peddlers.

[Planet Houston 4,944]

Good job thwarting that attempted bikejacking, lady. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,496]

Guess she wasn't impressed. 

[HenryJames 66,764]

Who shot first?

[phdhorn 6,224]

I've thought a lot since I was a kid, like, if your dick is out on a bike, and you fall or trip or something, and your dick gets caught in the spokes, and like it gets chopped off, it would be, like, really bad, you know?

That's what I think about regarding dicks and bikes.

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

[AUS-97HORN 11,980]

kinda kinky I guess.........afterall, she shot inside him for once

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

51 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

I've thought a lot since I was a kid, like, if your dick is out on a bike, and you fall or trip or something, and your dick gets caught in the spokes, and like it gets chopped off, it would be, like, really bad, you know?

That's what I think about regarding dicks and bikes.

Your avatar is perfect next to that post.

 

[Sbbruin 22,037]

Sorry for partying.

[DaggerHorns 3,140]

Did he finish or what?

[clapclapclap 9,000]

"Don't look, Ethel!"

[bernorange 8,380]

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The man was out on bond for a separate exposure charge from about a week ago, Crowson said. Officers  at the scene recognized the man from that arrest, when he was allegedly walking down a busy southeast Houston street in the buff.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

[Newdoc 3,496]

[Wally Fairway 5,639]

4 hours ago, phdhorn said:

I've thought a lot since I was a kid, like, if your dick is out on a bike, and you fall or trip or something, and your dick gets caught in the spokes, and like it gets chopped off, it would be, like, really bad, you know?

That's what I think about regarding dicks and bikes.

WTF is wrong with you ???
That is crazy shit, how is your dick gonna fall into the spokes (or are you a spoke fucker?)

What non-crazy people worry about is getting their dick stuck in the chain, that would be like getting caught in a zipper but like a billion times worse

That is what "normal" people worry about

[Mez2 4,037]

well, did he cum or what? 

[Art Vandelay 1,712]

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She yelled at him to stop the lewd act but he persisted, Crowson said.

Nevertheless, #hepersisted

Edited August 8, 2018 by Art Vandelay

[RDCanecutter 26,768]

This incident is going to totally mess him up psychologically one day when he's married and trying to have normal public-bike-masturbation sex with his wife.

[Stella Link 534]

Ok...masturbating...while riding a bike...while trying to break into a home.  Pretty interesting skill set.

[RDCanecutter 26,768]

21 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Ok...masturbating...while riding a bike...while trying to break into a home.  Pretty interesting skill set.

All he's missing is a kevlar vest.

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

6 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

"Don't look, Ethel!"

Too late. She'd already been creamed.

 

[Deej 77,478]

1 hour ago, Stella Link said:

Ok...masturbating...while riding a bike...while trying to break into a home.  Pretty interesting skill set.

The Aristocrat!

[Pancho 45,938]

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

Yay, Great-Grandma!

[ButtFumble 5,211]

checking in to prove it was not me

[demos 3,027]

9 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

"Don't look, Ethel!"

Too late. She'd done got a free shot.

[Chopper 17,410]

Started to watch the video, had 2 thoughts. Good for her. And damn how miserable must it be to live in Houston and have just a window AC unit. 

[phdhorn 6,224]

↑ ↑ ↑

screen name is apropos 

[RPM 26,472]

Well ain't that a stick in the spokes.