Happy Halloween neighbors! (yard decorations)

[bernorange 8,367]

I found these while on my morning walks.  Some people really like to put on a show for their neighbors!

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[royiv 9,396]

You should move to a better neighborhood.

[Kel Varnsen 8,543]

I actually love these yards because it helps me know who to vote for on "non-partisan" elections like school board members.

[elfenix 34,344]

And thanks to license plate readers and our complete lack of privacy laws private companies can create searchable databases of pretty much any word displayed outside:

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“I searched for the word ‘believe,’ and that is all lawn signs. There’s things just painted on planters on the side of the road, and then someone wearing a sweatshirt that says ‘Believe.’” Weist says. “I did a search for the word ‘lost,’ and it found the flyers that people put up for lost dogs and cats.”

https://www.wired.com/story/license-plate-readers-political-signs-bumper-stickers/

Edited October 4 by elfenix

[Red Five 40,952]

“Make America Healthy” with a picture of Dotard next to it. Didn’t you fucking people all collectively lose your minds when Michelle Obama wanted to feed kids healthier lunches?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

52 minutes ago, bernorange said:

I found these while on my morning walks.  Some people really like to put on a show for their neighbors!

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Almost all the names on those signs seem made up like AI created them

[Degenerate Gardner 4,085]

This is the sort of thing that makes me want to gather friends in Obama costumes and egg their house. Not that I would, more that a horde of avenging Obamas pleases me.

Edited October 4 by Degenerate Gardner

[SimonBolivar 10,961]

16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

“Make America Healthy” with a picture of Dotard next to it. Didn’t you fucking people all collectively lose your minds when Michelle Obama wanted to feed kids healthier lunches?

Imagine if big food had let her do it too. What could have been, but alas fuck...them...kids.

[mdmost 43,060]

The Trump sign that makes me chuckle is the one with the slogan "NO FEAR". His entire platform is based on fear mongering. I guess if you vote for him you'll have no more fear? 

[LCHorn 2,633]

It’s very Aggie to use 10 signs when one would do.  

[safe sex 11,800]

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The Trump sign that makes me chuckle is the one with the slogan "NO FEAR". His entire platform is based on fear mongering. I guess if you vote for him you'll have no more fear? 

Exactly, because he will deport brown and black people, persecute the queers, and--perhaps most important of all--will make liberals and decent people upset. All things they were terrified of before he ever came down his gauche escalator.

[SydneyCarton 48,222]

55 minutes ago, Red Five said:

“Make America Healthy” with a picture of Dotard next to it. Didn’t you fucking people all collectively lose your minds when Michelle Obama wanted to feed kids healthier lunches?

Don’t be obtuse. You know by “make America healthy” they mean “outlaw vaccines.”