TX/ou thread of hate filled Haiku - 2024

[immamac 42835]

Texas at the Top
Oklahoma just loves dicks
Bottom Feeder Scum

[Dbeasy 15042]

Sooners fall again,  
Longhorns rise in morning light,  
Burnt orange shines bright.

[utee94 15805]

Cotton Bowl sun sets
Hallowed stadium half full
Orange all that remains

[Gandalfish 346]

Ewers gets the start,

Tuddies trigger all oldies,

Longhorns dominate.

 

 

 

[Mole 4330]

Oklahoma sucks

Venables, Switzer, and Stoops 

Oklahoma Sucks

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

Crimson fucks are sad

Georgia on the horizon

SEC fucks off

Edited October 7 by Doc Daneeka
I can’t count syllables

[runthebone 7967]

Elsewhere, teeth are good

But incest and meth use aren't

Your state sucks so hard

 

[BonzoMontreaux 1038]

Horns blast trailer trash

Venables prays: 'home and home'

S.E.C is ass.

 

[MikeUT8750 3]

Twelve Shiners by noon,

Drunk eyes squint toward the hot sun,

"Texas!" "Fight!" "TEXAS!!!...

 

[Viper 12103]

Red River Shootout

Rivals clash in Dallas

State pride on the line

[alphahydro 334]

hoping this one makes in on the broadcast

 

smokey fires! now meth

stained teeth drenched in salty mix

of tears and semen

[ztejas 43411]

OU is real gay

I mean really fucking gay

Also they suck hard 

[Zeus 6012]

ou band plays boomer

but no wins are coming soon

never had a chance

[mdleast 8289]

This is my haiku

It is in "five seven five"

OU fucking sucks

 

[Magus Ossis 2797]

The Eyes of Texas

are 'pon you, all th'live long day.

Land thieves can't escape.

[DanTheHorn 4913]

Sooners' defense falls
Longhorns' stampede runs rampant
Oklahoma needs lube

 

AI assisted.

[BlueGreySky 1003]

eat a bag of dicks,

brent and the entire state.

lets get rid of it.

[Sawbonz 27537]

OU sucks. OU

Sucks. OU sucks. OU sucks.

OU sucks sucks sucks

 

[TrashMaster G 17544]

Ass-kicking coming

Sooners leave the game early

Sister fuckers sad

[alphahydro 334]

Gabriel, hold your

horn a bit while we make these

dirt burglars eat shit

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

Blow U fucking sucks

Their fans gobble cocks daily

As do their coaches

 

 

Edited October 7 by Dennis Taylor

[lemonandaturd 4285]

The eyes of Texas 

are upon you all the live

long day Texas fight 

[South Austin 52449]

37 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

OU sucks. OU

Sucks. OU sucks. OU sucks.

OU sucks sucks sucks

[Viper 12103]

Soon to be Sooners

Forty-nine to zero

Longhorn domination

[tejas60 3532]

TEXAS number 1

ou sucks the dick all day

BV leads the way. 

[Pimphand 5733]

Sooners suck much cock
Methlords fuck their sisterwives
Devastation soon

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

OU sucks OU

Sucks OU sucks OU sucks

OU fucking sucks

Edit: damnit @Sawbonz beat me to it

Edited October 8 by Bill Lumbergh

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

Venables loves cock

Possibly more than Stoops does

Sooners fucking suck

[Rudy Rutabaga 8156]

Okie dick munching

Is impaired by dentition

So they simply suck

[jw4381 3070]

Bags of dicks for all

Oklahoma sooner fans

Longhorns kick bitch ass

[elfenix 34223]

fuck you sooners fuck

you sooners fuck you sooners

fuck you sooner cunts

[BurntEyes 5958]

Corn dog cup o beer

Horns feed schooner bag o dicks 

Yes oh you still sucks 

 

[TexArcher 37763]

Sisters getting plowed

Skoal, Keystones, meth, and fatness

Here come the sooners

 

Fucking bastard cunts

With their god damned two-note song

I hate them so much

 

We are gonna win

By so many freaking points

Go home loser chodes

 

Edited October 8 by TexArcher

[Pdawg88 1115]

The sun will come up

Texas sucks

Water is wet 

 

[Mr. Drummond 2198]

I just want to win

Thank God i went to Texas

Fuck those guys - they suck

[SimkinsMan 4386]

Texas, Texas Yee-

Hah, those Sooners really suck

Mudhole to the face

[Nuge 1966]

rancid rotting breath

degenerate land thieving

OU always sucks

[Davis Lane 5580]

I can't do haikus

Nevertheless fuck OU

Paige Spiranac boobs

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Asian Peterson

is broke on his sorry ass

somewhere north of Enid

[landman 559]

a big bag of dicks

is Venables best loved meal

he gobbles them down

[tejas60 3532]

4 hours ago, Pdawg88 said:

The sun will come up

Texas sucks

Water is wet 

 

Do they not teach haikus in oklahoma? 

 

Nvm. Buncha dumbasses. 

[Blotto 23488]

What two things comprise

Oklahoma GDP?

Homes with wheels and meth 

[Pimphand 5733]

Boomer means Squatter
Fuck that fucking stupid song
Sooner means Cheater

[ITHorn 800]

Sark has balls of steel
OU defense is in shambles
bring back Lincoln Riley now

[hobbs 243]

Four coupon beer please

Two Fletcher dogs with mustard 

Smegma for sooners

[Scraps 13560]

Big ass swinging dick

Fucking Venables in ass

Tranny cheerleader

[Disco Strangler 1866]

Pedophilia

Oklahoma's tradition

Watch your cornhole son

 

[Deej 76754]

No more signs to steal

Poor Brent won't know what to do

Texas in a romp

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20390]

Feedlot aromas
And smell of lingering meth
The Sooners are here

Why doesn't Texas
Slide right on into the Gulf?
Because OU sucks

Brent is an asshole
That is clearly obvious
So what else is new?

Joe Don was loony
And Peterson was a thug
Sooners forever

[Magus Ossis 2797]

Bat your teammate's head

Screwdriver against a girl

Smash a girl's head in