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  On 10/12/2024 at 6:19 PM, Hook1997 said:

Head to the Texas Ex’s party in San Antonio early to get a table and somehow we get surrounded by tables of all sooner fans.  I chose poorly.  

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Sooners got invited to a Texas Ex's party? What the fuck is wrong with that chapter? Make them go to some parking lot at a trailer park so they can feel welcome and at home.

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  On 10/12/2024 at 1:02 PM, troph said:

I’m honestly a little jealous. Y’all have fun. Get in enough trouble to want to stay married and not so much you’ll end up divorced. 

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you in that car would have been the cherry on top of this 

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I had like three Fletchers and six waxed cup shit beers prior to the game that Ehlinger and team won. I actually had to shit at the game, which I never do. Stomach wasn’t right for 48 hours.

Hook’em!!!

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  On 10/12/2024 at 7:25 PM, msucolt45 said:

I had like three Fletchers and six waxed cup shit beers prior to the game that Ehlinger and team won. I actually had to shit at the game, which I never do. Stomach wasn’t right for 48 hours.

Hook’em!!!

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Hopefully you went and shit on the Sooner side of the stadium. 

Posted
  On 10/12/2024 at 6:57 PM, miguelito said:

With 2 or more Surlyites, it's automatically a clown car.

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We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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  On 10/12/2024 at 6:29 PM, InkaUtexas said:

Sooners got invited to a Texas Ex's party? What the fuck is wrong with that chapter? Make them go to some parking lot at a trailer park so they can feel welcome and at home.

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Please tell me they all left at half and you jeered them on the way out.

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Posted
  On 10/13/2024 at 2:39 PM, tokamak said:
I can’t make heads or tails out of that beer grip. Does he not have fingers? Are his hands made out of ham?

Two fingers wrapped around the beer, three securing the corndog. Multitasking, amigo.
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