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8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Head to the Texas Ex’s party in San Antonio early to get a table and somehow we get surrounded by tables of all sooner fans.  I chose poorly.  

Sooners got invited to a Texas Ex's party? What the fuck is wrong with that chapter? Make them go to some parking lot at a trailer park so they can feel welcome and at home.

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Posted
29 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Head to the Texas Ex’s party in San Antonio early to get a table and somehow we get surrounded by tables of all sooner fans.  I chose poorly.  

Perfect opportunity

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Posted
5 hours ago, troph said:

I’m honestly a little jealous. Y’all have fun. Get in enough trouble to want to stay married and not so much you’ll end up divorced. 

 

you in that car would have been the cherry on top of this 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, MrsLonghornLawyer said:

None of you fuckers even wonder where I am? Buncha assholes on this site. 
 

Is that the ONLY talent you could find at the fair? I am disappoint. 


But you weren’t in the thread title.

 

We are too. 

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Posted

I had like three Fletchers and six waxed cup shit beers prior to the game that Ehlinger and team won. I actually had to shit at the game, which I never do. Stomach wasn’t right for 48 hours.

Hook’em!!!

Posted
24 minutes ago, MrsLonghornLawyer said:

None of you fuckers even wonder where I am? Buncha assholes on this site. 
 

To be completely honest, I'm afraid to find out.

Posted
30 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If you fuckers end up costing us this game you will be hunted down and, well, something.

Two lawyers in that vehicle. Maybe more. Tread careful, son.

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6 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I had like three Fletchers and six waxed cup shit beers prior to the game that Ehlinger and team won. I actually had to shit at the game, which I never do. Stomach wasn’t right for 48 hours.

Hook’em!!!

Hopefully you went and shit on the Sooner side of the stadium. 

Posted
On 10/11/2024 at 3:41 PM, C-Man said:

Yes, Slovacek's is a much better experience overall IMO. There's also a better kolache place further east into town than Czech Stop but I can't remember what it's called.

Oak Street Bakery?

Posted
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sitting in traffic while a DART train eventually goes by. 12 minutes, stuck at one crossing.

That's like 8 farts with negligible air flow. Sounds delightful.

Posted
2 hours ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Had to be you guys sitting in front of me in section 110.  3 lawyer looking dudes, teenage kid, G of LL wearing fedora with a feather 🤣

It’s a goddamned Stetson open road. And there ain’t no motherfucking feather.

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Posted
16 hours ago, miguelito said:

With 2 or more Surlyites, it's automatically a clown car.


We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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Posted
19 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sooners got invited to a Texas Ex's party? What the fuck is wrong with that chapter? Make them go to some parking lot at a trailer park so they can feel welcome and at home.

Please tell me they all left at half and you jeered them on the way out.

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Posted
6 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

Goddamn. Maybe try some cases in an outdoor court every now and then

I can’t make heads or tails out of that beer grip. Does he not have fingers? Are his hands made out of ham?

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I can’t make heads or tails out of that beer grip. Does he not have fingers? Are his hands made out of ham?

Two fingers wrapped around the beer, three securing the corndog. Multitasking, amigo.
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Posted
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Other scenes from the game. Do with them what you will.

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You now how brisket's motto in life is "You don't want to see what I wouldn't fuck?"  We didn't see it yesterday.   

Posted
3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

You now how brisket's motto in life is "You don't want to see what I wouldn't fuck?"  We didn't see it yesterday.   

The guy is half mex and half coonass. I thought his life motto is “If it had a heartbeat, I have a recipe.”  

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