Edited: Brisket, GOLL, & Macanudo go to Dallas (God Help Us All)

[royiv 9193]

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Seen at the loves truck stop AND at the game.

Pretty decent for a lot lizard.

[InkaUtexas 25836]

8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Head to the Texas Ex’s party in San Antonio early to get a table and somehow we get surrounded by tables of all sooner fans.  I chose poorly.  

Sooners got invited to a Texas Ex's party? What the fuck is wrong with that chapter? Make them go to some parking lot at a trailer park so they can feel welcome and at home.

[Post Oak 20201]

29 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Head to the Texas Ex’s party in San Antonio early to get a table and somehow we get surrounded by tables of all sooner fans.  I chose poorly.  

Perfect opportunity

 

[tx 3 putt 76801]

5 hours ago, troph said:

I’m honestly a little jealous. Y’all have fun. Get in enough trouble to want to stay married and not so much you’ll end up divorced. 

 

you in that car would have been the cherry on top of this 

[ztejas 43409]

6 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Let’s go, bitches—it’s motherfucking Gameday!

I guess no one had a smaller vehicle you could take. 

[RPM 26308]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Seen at the loves truck stop AND at the game.

Definitely not stalking.

[miguelito 11237]

With 2 or more Surlyites, it's automatically a clown car.

[jimmyjazz 45842]

If you fuckers end up costing us this game you will be hunted down and, well, something.

[MrsLonghornLawyer 65]

None of you fuckers even wonder where I am? Buncha assholes on this site. 
 

Is that the ONLY talent you could find at the fair? I am disappoint. 

[Victor Lazlo 1776]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

 

‘Merica!

 

[thunderlounge 7808]

3 minutes ago, MrsLonghornLawyer said:

None of you fuckers even wonder where I am? Buncha assholes on this site. 
 

Is that the ONLY talent you could find at the fair? I am disappoint. 

But you weren’t in the thread title.

 

We are too. 

[MrsLonghornLawyer 65]

Oh and it's ketchup. And I don't want to hear about it. 

Edited October 12 by MrsLonghornLawyer

[msucolt45 4049]

Best of luck on the trip back home.

Hook’em!!!

[SurlyBDR 22747]

[msucolt45 4049]

I had like three Fletchers and six waxed cup shit beers prior to the game that Ehlinger and team won. I actually had to shit at the game, which I never do. Stomach wasn’t right for 48 hours.

Hook’em!!!

[NeverMarryAStripper 21857]

17 minutes ago, MrsLonghornLawyer said:

Oh and it's ketchup. And I don't want to hear about it. 

No, it’s 50/50 ketchup and mustard mixed together and then applied to the corn dog 

[RPM 26308]

24 minutes ago, MrsLonghornLawyer said:

None of you fuckers even wonder where I am? Buncha assholes on this site. 
 

To be completely honest, I'm afraid to find out.

[ztejas 43409]

30 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If you fuckers end up costing us this game you will be hunted down and, well, something.

Two lawyers in that vehicle. Maybe more. Tread careful, son.

[miguelito 11237]

6 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

I had like three Fletchers and six waxed cup shit beers prior to the game that Ehlinger and team won. I actually had to shit at the game, which I never do. Stomach wasn’t right for 48 hours.

Hook’em!!!

Hopefully you went and shit on the Sooner side of the stadium. 

[Bullneck 19070]

On 10/11/2024 at 3:41 PM, C-Man said:

Yes, Slovacek's is a much better experience overall IMO. There's also a better kolache place further east into town than Czech Stop but I can't remember what it's called.

Oak Street Bakery?

[Goredho 17388]

This Thelma and Louise reboot sucks.

[miguelito 11237]

Be patient.... 

[Kennythetiger 9372]

28 minutes ago, Goredho said:

This Thelma and Louise reboot sucks.

They still gotta get home. 

[Not a cat 5644]

[Blotto 23477]

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I guess no one had a smaller vehicle you could take. 

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2730]

They still gotta get home. 

We should make it a choose your own adventure trip back.

[Updawg 2265]

Can’t blame macunudo for wanting a ride on that wild hog

[Brisketexan 104940]

Sitting in traffic while a DART train eventually goes by. 12 minutes, stuck at one crossing.

[Blotto 23477]

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sitting in traffic while a DART train eventually goes by. 12 minutes, stuck at one crossing.

That's like 8 farts with negligible air flow. Sounds delightful.

[Wax Beer Cup 382]

Had to be you guys sitting in front of me in section 110.  3 lawyer looking dudes, teenage kid, G of LL wearing fedora with a feather 🤣

[Judge Roybeanbag 11817]

11 minutes ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Had to be you guys sitting in front of me in section 110.  3 lawyer looking dudes, teenage kid, G of LL wearing fedora with a feather 🤣

Username checks out!

[MrsLonghornLawyer 65]

Ghost of Pedo...

[Brisketexan 104940]

Return completed. Boudin balls and cotton candy bacon for post game victory snacks at the fair. Klobasneks for dinner on the way home.
Discussion of many deep, important topics. Watched LSU come from behind on GOLL’s phone.
And…I don’t know if y’all noticed…but we beat the fuck out of OU. That was fun.

[Ghost of LL 15531]

2 hours ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Had to be you guys sitting in front of me in section 110.  3 lawyer looking dudes, teenage kid, G of LL wearing fedora with a feather 🤣

It’s a goddamned Stetson open road. And there ain’t no motherfucking feather.

[Pato del Muerto 52464]

1 hour ago, MrsLonghornLawyer said:

Ghost of Pedo...

Paint brand checks out 

[Macanudo 12973]

The pontificating was astute and intellectual.   And is there a prettier site than this?

[Updawg 2265]

The pontificating was astute and intellectual.   And is there a prettier site than this?

Seeing their empty side was great. Welcome home dickheads

[Victor Lazlo 1776]

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

The pontificating was astute and intellectual.   And is there a prettier site than this?

 

[Stinkpalm 687]

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Goddamn. Maybe try some cases in an outdoor court every now and then

[utee94 15779]

15 hours ago, ztejas said:

I guess no one had a smaller vehicle you could take. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9920]

20 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20387]

16 hours ago, miguelito said:

With 2 or more Surlyites, it's automatically a clown car.

We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

[HornOnTheBayou 8897]

7 hours ago, Macanudo said:

The pontificating was astute and intellectual.   And is there a prettier site than this?

[Brisketexan 104940]

Other scenes from the game. Do with them what you will.

[InkaUtexas 25836]

19 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Sooners got invited to a Texas Ex's party? What the fuck is wrong with that chapter? Make them go to some parking lot at a trailer park so they can feel welcome and at home.

Please tell me they all left at half and you jeered them on the way out.

[tokamak 6379]

6 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

Goddamn. Maybe try some cases in an outdoor court every now and then

I can’t make heads or tails out of that beer grip. Does he not have fingers? Are his hands made out of ham?

[Brisketexan 104940]

I can’t make heads or tails out of that beer grip. Does he not have fingers? Are his hands made out of ham?

Two fingers wrapped around the beer, three securing the corndog. Multitasking, amigo.

[TheStoicPaisano 9920]

41 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I can’t make heads or tails out of that beer grip. Does he not have fingers? Are his hands made out of ham?

 

[Macanudo 12973]

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Other scenes from the game. Do with them what you will.

You now how brisket's motto in life is "You don't want to see what I wouldn't fuck?"  We didn't see it yesterday.   

[Kennythetiger 9372]

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

You now how brisket's motto in life is "You don't want to see what I wouldn't fuck?"  We didn't see it yesterday.   

The guy is half mex and half coonass. I thought his life motto is “If it had a heartbeat, I have a recipe.”