Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)

[The Gimp 343]

Goddamn, this is the best thread I have read on Surly since Saturday!  We will survive!

[F250 28371]

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll be coming on an Amtrak

Have you ever taken the Amtrak from Austin to anywhere?

By the time you would show up and confront the guy this would be his reaction.

 

 

[Braff Zacklin 13282]

6 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I’ll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I’m gone, but you know what I’ve left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says “You.” After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18315]

Update: I just drove by the house and there were about 6 pickup trucks outside, the front door was wide open, all the lights were on and there were law enforcement officers in the driveway. I’m no Barnaby Jones, but I’m assuming they were scouring the place for more evidence. 

[Hate 20037]

48 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 I’m no Barnaby Jones,

[AnTiM 1627]

Jed Clampett would have solved this case weeks ago. 

[Hermanator 6551]

13 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Update: I just drove by the house and there were about 6 pickup trucks outside, the front door was wide open, all the lights were on and there were law enforcement officers in the driveway. I’m no Barnaby Jones, but I’m assuming they were scouring the place for more evidence. 

Did you walk in that door, say you were from the internet, and demand some answers?

[Hagbard Celine 10497]

"In his original arrest warrant, it states that the Simpson’s youngest child told a school official, “that her mom and dad were "fighting." ...she told staff that her dad had hit her mom in the face and possibly pushed her into a wall. ...she told staff that her mom had a bruise on her elbow and that her dad had taken her mom's cell phone away.""

no need to read the rest of this or any other results from yesterday - journalism is dead

https://www.news4sanantonio.com/news/local/veteran-criminal-attorney-weighs-in-on-brad-simpson-as-prime-suspect

[Prepuce of Doom 20845]

14 hours ago, Hate said:

It's been too long since you've listened to Check Your Head. 

[chainsaw 9395]

17 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

journalism

Go away, I'm (click-) baitin'

[Macanudo 12643]

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

It's been too long since you've listened to Check Your Head. 

So what'cha want?

[BrazilHorn 6552]

This could be in the "Great Enshittening" thread but there is a fake Gofund me page being circulated using photos from friends of Suzanne.

If you see a GF page purporting to be in support of Suzanne's kids etc it is a fake.

Do not donate.

[Deej 76052]

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

This could be in the "Great Enshittening" thread but there is a fake Gofund me page being circulated using photos from friends of Suzanne.

If you see a GF page purporting to be in support of Suzanne's kids etc it is a fake.

Do not donate.

Ketch?

[texasdago 7369]

On 10/24/2024 at 2:33 PM, Murfdogg21 said:

Trey probably got the best handy of his life when he showed up at the apartment, but she still made him sleep on the couch. 

[Cousin Strawberry 1258]

On 10/24/2024 at 10:07 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

Bexar County District Attorney Joe Gonzales plans to challenge a motion to change Brad Simpson’s bond conditions.

Simpson, who is facing a family violence charge, among others, is asking a Bexar County court to amend bond conditions so he can have contact with his children, his attorney said.

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2024/10/24/bexar-county-district-attorney-plans-to-challenge-brad-simpsons-motion-to-change-bond-conditions/

 

Thats some pretty ballsy shit. "Just because I beat and murdered their mother, doesn't mean I dont deserve to spend time with them."

[KYHorn 16687]

On 10/24/2024 at 4:12 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Did you see the monuments on The Mall at night?  That's the best time to go.  

No, he never actually left Austin, so the only monuments he visited were these. 

Spoiler

 

[Gatorubet 29363]

2 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

Thats some pretty ballsy shit. "Just because I beat and murdered their mother, doesn't mean I dont deserve to spend time with them."

Yeah. They’re probably not gonna let you talk to material witnesses you have parental control over, Sherlock.

[Updawg 2236]

Who do you want telling the kids their mom was murdered by their dad? The government? This election is about parents rights

/sorry if cr

[Kennythetiger 9271]

Wut. 

[chainsaw 9395]

19 hours ago, Updawg said:

Who do you want telling the kids their mom was murdered by their dad?

[Gatorubet 29363]

20 hours ago, Updawg said:

Who do you want telling the kids their mom was murdered by their dad? The government? This election is about parents rights

/sorry if cr

I will require more time to think about the sock puppets involved.