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On 3/27/2025 at 7:13 PM, Buzzrock said:

I guess it’s a race for last place between Texas and Georgia.

“I stopped smoking and started drinking and it saved my life.” -No one, ever

Tennessee says hold my beer!

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Let's say a young person is searching for their first job and will be drug tested by a potential employer.  Do they test for weed usually?  What's the best way to help pass the test?

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Let's say a young person is searching for their first job and will be drug tested by a potential employer.  Do they test for weed usually?  What's the best way to help pass the test?

Likely…unfortunately…do some google / ChatGPT prompts and you’ll find the answer.
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Here's my suggestion.  Probably pissed hot 20x and never once got caught.

On 8/31/2024 at 2:34 PM, Mittens said:

I was on probation for like 2 years and wasn't smart enough to just quit smoking, but never popped hot.

Can't recall the exact brand, because this was damn near 20yrs ago, but there was one at Planet K that looked almost exactly like an orange gatorade.  I would think most of them are the same.  Good luck w/ the pre-test today.

If you want to go overboard, drink a jar of pickle juice and a shitload of cranberry juice the day before the test.  Basically flooding your system w/ vinegar and flushing w/ cranberry.  Take the detoxifier as directed - usually an hour or two before piss time.  Keep drinking water.  If they come back to you and say your piss is too clear, tell them you can't help how you pee and if they want to wait for another round, you're more than happy to provide, as you were hydrating to make sure you could produce.  The second sample will still be clear, but they shouldn't give you enough shit to come back another time.

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Many many years ago, I got popped for a BWI. The Game Warden was sitting in a marked channel with his nav lights off. I jumped in his ass after I almost ran over him. Another warden on the boat vouched for me, so I got it deferred, but still had to be on six months of probation and was tested monthly. I poured about a half cup of creatin in a bottle of Gatorade drank that, refilled the bottle with water added another half cup of creatin drank that, then did it once more. I passed every time. Creatin is the marker used to check if your piss is diluted. 
 

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On 4/7/2025 at 10:49 PM, CHIEF said:

Many many years ago, I got popped for a BWI. The Game Warden was sitting in a marked channel with his nav lights off. I jumped in his ass after I almost ran over him. Another warden on the boat vouched for me, so I got it deferred, but still had to be on six months of probation and was tested monthly. I poured about a half cup of creatin in a bottle of Gatorade drank that, refilled the bottle with water added another half cup of creatin drank that, then did it once more. I passed every time. Creatin is the marker used to check if your piss is diluted. 
 

CHIEF

1. Did you have to do their stupid human tricks while on the boat?  I'd definitely try to refuse that theoretically.

 

2. If creatine is the marker, why do you consume so much pre-sample.  I had a friend do the same thing (along with a month of abstention), and she had no problems.  I'm satisfied with "SCIENCE" as he answer, but . . .

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On 3/14/2025 at 8:38 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

 

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Keanu Reeves Whoa GIFs | Tenor

I presume the serving size is that box of 3, correct? 

On a separate note, I ran out of my regular bootlegged gummies so I stopped by a smoke shop here in ATX to pick up some hometown hero gummies. The lady working the counter told me if you buy more than one item, you get 10% off your order, so I told her to get me the cheapest edibles they had. She suggested this Qty (2) for $5 package which featured the cannabinoid THC-P. "WTF is that" I asked, and she said its really strong and lasts a long time. Whatever, I bought it.

https://leafwell.com/blog/what-is-thcp

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Gotdamn! I ate one (8mg) at 6PM one evening and it took a couple of hours to get rolling but I was still BAKED at 1-2AM. When I woke up the next morning......still stoned, but not as bad. At random times the next day, I would become rebaked. Shit was something else. I may just throw the other one out as I dont need to be stoned the next day, lulz. 

You definitely aren't getting that kinda mileage on $2.50 worth of booze.  

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