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I had to slow that down to see what the hell happened, and after rewatching several times at ultra slow, i think the dipshit attacking the cop took a bullet through his whole arm, and the bullet that did that I think also broke the dipshits rifle as well

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7 hours ago, next2naus said:

that policeman showed remarkable restraint

And cat like reflexes.  Incredible he got a shot off so quickly, not to mention on target as well.  Do not draw down on that guy...

Meth, not even once.  Glad the guy threw the rifle instead of shooting it /not Bernard

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15 hours ago, Lerka Lerka said:

 

 

Meth, not even once.  Glad the guy threw the rifle instead of shooting it /not Bernard

'twas empty and had a trigger-lock on it

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4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

'twas empty and had a trigger-lock on it

Your honor, my client was simply informing the officer that he had a weapon, which was empty and trigger locked, by showing it to him. This bloodthirsty officer recklessly discharged his weapon, striking my client in a dangerous display of excessive force!  

Whats this about a video now?

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5 hours ago, GopherRock said:

Was the perp named Texas Red?

Fuck.  YES.  FANTASTIC reference.  Goddamn, I may have to listen to some Marty Robbins and drink too much whiskey at some point this weekend.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

Thread title finally made me stop and get a #4 with onion rings. Long live Top Notch.

God I miss Austin, dammit Deej, I'll take a fried chicken breast dinner and iced tea.

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38 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I sang it in my head when I read it.

I have a Mexican girlfriend and make her mad about once a day by walking by and singing under my breath "Out in the West Texas town of El Paso"

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17 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

 

I have a Mexican girlfriend and make her mad about once a day by walking by and singing under my breath "Out in the West Texas town of El Paso"

Just don't piss her off to the point where she confronts your wife.

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