Top notch reaction time from this Bernard-suppressor

[52-80 19287]

 

 

[next2naus 439]

that policeman showed remarkable restraint

[AUS-97HORN 11894]

I had to slow that down to see what the hell happened, and after rewatching several times at ultra slow, i think the dipshit attacking the cop took a bullet through his whole arm, and the bullet that did that I think also broke the dipshits rifle as well

[Lerka Lerka 1094]

 

 

7 hours ago, next2naus said:

that policeman showed remarkable restraint

And cat like reflexes.  Incredible he got a shot off so quickly, not to mention on target as well.  Do not draw down on that guy...

Meth, not even once.  Glad the guy threw the rifle instead of shooting it /not Bernard

[SHOOTER12 8859]

Dayum, had to watch that several times.

[GopherRock 1773]

Was the perp named Texas Red?

[52-80 19287]

15 hours ago, Lerka Lerka said:

 

 

Meth, not even once.  Glad the guy threw the rifle instead of shooting it /not Bernard

'twas empty and had a trigger-lock on it

[Pato del Muerto 52974]

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

'twas empty and had a trigger-lock on it

Your honor, my client was simply informing the officer that he had a weapon, which was empty and trigger locked, by showing it to him. This bloodthirsty officer recklessly discharged his weapon, striking my client in a dangerous display of excessive force!  

Whats this about a video now?

[Brisketexan 105701]

5 hours ago, GopherRock said:

Was the perp named Texas Red?

Fuck.  YES.  FANTASTIC reference.  Goddamn, I may have to listen to some Marty Robbins and drink too much whiskey at some point this weekend.

[Robin Masters 122]

Something something assault rifle.

[RDCanecutter 26570]

20 minutes ago, Robin Masters said:

Something something assault rifle.

Looked like dude was trying to use it as an assault baseball bat.

[Robin Masters 122]

Yeah glad he didn't read the directions in the owners manual.

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

He obviously read the responsible gun owners section in the owners manual and had his ammo stored in a secured ammo locker, safely away from this gun (which was probably secured by the provided cable lock).

[Deej 77298]

Thread title finally made me stop and get a #4 with onion rings. Long live Top Notch.

[sdm 895]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Thread title finally made me stop and get a #4 with onion rings. Long live Top Notch.

God I miss Austin, dammit Deej, I'll take a fried chicken breast dinner and iced tea.

Edited August 11, 2018 by sdm

[Jkwellborn 6897]

Fuck.  YES.  FANTASTIC reference.  Goddamn, I may have to listen to some Marty Robbins and drink too much whiskey at some point this weekend.

I sang it in my head when I read it.

[SimonBolivar 10962]

 

38 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I sang it in my head when I read it.

I have a Mexican girlfriend and make her mad about once a day by walking by and singing under my breath "Out in the West Texas town of El Paso"

[RDCanecutter 26570]

17 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

 

I have a Mexican girlfriend and make her mad about once a day by walking by and singing under my breath "Out in the West Texas town of El Paso"

Just don't piss her off to the point where she confronts your wife.

[XYZ 2154]

I don’t think that guy qualifies as a Bernard.