Let me tell you, this Kentucky team is tough

[SimkinsMan 4386]

First of all, I'm a person, and I'm in Austin. With that out of the way, I want to explain why I think that Kentucky is a tough team.

Now you may be wondering, "Why are SimkinsMan and other people in Austin crowing about a tough Kentucky team?" Well, the answer is this. It's because our game against Kentucky cements our schedule as being a difficult one in the SEC. Some of our conference mates are saying we got gifted an easy schedule this year. But that is not true. The fact that Texas has to play Kentucky means that we play one of the most challenging SEC schedules this year.

Why? Because those cats are wild.

In their opener, they blew out Southern Mississippi. Shut them out, even. Domination. A month later they put a top-ranked Mississippi football team in the dirt. Kentucky also has the highest quality loss on the season, losing by a single point to Georgia. Finally, they are coached by a Stoops. A STOOPS! I'm telling you, Kentucky is damned tough. That's something worth crowing about.

 

 

[TreatyOak 16311]

3 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

First of all, I'm a person, and I'm in Austin. With that out of the way, I want to explain why I think that Kentucky is a tough team.

Now you may be wondering, "Why are SimkinsMan and other people in Austin crowing about a tough Kentucky team?" Well, the answer is this. It's because our game against Kentucky cements our schedule as being a difficult one in the SEC. Some of our conference mates are saying we got gifted an easy schedule this year. But that is not true. The fact that Texas has to play Kentucky means that we play one of the most challenging SEC schedules this year.

Why? Because those cats are wild.

In their opener, they blew out Southern Mississippi. Shut them out, even. Domination. A month later they put a top-ranked Mississippi football team in the dirt. Kentucky also has the highest quality loss on the season, losing by a single point to Georgia. Finally, they are coached by a Stoops. A STOOPS! I'm telling you, Kentucky is damned tough. That's something worth crowing about.

 

 

Wait, what? You can't be serious. TEXAS A&M HAS THE BEST LOSS, PERIOD. THERE WAS EVEN AN ARTICLE ABOUT IN THE ECONOMIST.

[Blotto 23490]

Fuck Kentucky and fuck our sec conference mates. I never gave a shit about what they thought about Texas in years past, and that certainly hasn't changed. Bunch of sister-fucking rubes. They can all eat our ass when we cruise into the cfp as the top seed.

Edited October 15 by Blotto

[Vermin 3043]

Scares you to fucking death

 

[DanTheHorn 4915]

Who cares as long as we get through our slate of games the rest of the SEC can go suck on each other because they are part of the SEC. We're Texas and ya'll are the SEC.

[DFW Horn 6123]

The only thing I like about the SEC is more helmet games and additional opportunities to beat other bluebloods and newbloods like Bama, LSU, Georgia, and Florida. The rest of 'em can fuck off, especially aggy and those hillbillies from Arkansas and Tennessee. We ain't here to make friends, just rape and pillage.

We only chant SEC SEC SEC and "It just means more" to mock aggy.

[ztejas 43411]

I'm going to that game and I expect to witness a scene on the field not appropriate for children or the elderly.

Edited October 15 by ztejas

[DFW Horn 6123]

32 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Now you may be wondering, "Why are SimkinsMan and other people in Austin crowing about a tough Kentucky team?" Well, the answer is this. It's because our game against Kentucky cements our schedule as being a difficult one in the SEC. Some of our conference mates are saying we got gifted an easy schedule this year.

The only ones saying this are dumbass aggy and meth-addled, okie morons.

[Cajun 11705]

They will run with the fiction that Texas was "gifted" an easy schedule until the Longhorns hoist the National Championship Trophy and then they'll all claim a part of that because SEC SEC SEC!!!

They're funny little people that way.

 

[Underdog 28580]

Whaaaat? 

[SubliminalHorn 6786]

I’m low key glad aggy let texaggy posters stop them from hiring Stoops

[TOR 5528]

Half the teams that play on Saturday are going to lose.  The best you can hope for is to weather the storm in the 1st half.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12178]

Kentucky? Never heard of her. 

[Horn Dogg 3874]

Take this shit to the basketball forum!

[Cajun 11705]

Why do you hate the basketball forum?

26 minutes ago, TOR said:

Half the teams that play on Saturday are going to lose.  The best you can hope for is to weather the storm in the 1st half.

Mack, that you?

[Ignatius 4017]

Christ…

[BurntEyes 5958]

You look over there at Kentucky with their hill billies and bourbon and it just makes you thirsty to death. 

[BERT 4358]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Whaaaat? 

Austinvegas! 

[Jkwellborn 6691]

Who cares as long as we get through our slate of games the rest of the SEC can go suck on each other because they are part of the SEC. We're Texas and ya'll are the SEC.

Texas is Marky Mark, and the sec is the Funky Bunch.

[Vermin 3043]

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Mack, that you?

That's RC Slocum.

[Underdog 28580]

6 hours ago, BERT said:

Austinvegas! 

*AusVegas.