Giant, invasive lizards. Guess the State.

[Parliament 14261]

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/08/06/massive-voracious-lizards-are-invading-southwestern-us.html

 

ETA

Tapatalk won't let me post the screenshot. Correct answer is, "Florida."

[Pato del Muerto 52528]

Whatever state Tokyo is in

[RDCanecutter 26453]

As if some cartel lord doesn't already have thousands of these trained to walk product into Texas.

[RPM 26323]

31 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Correct answer is, "Florida."

[tfoolry 8219]

Just round up their babies & throw em in a cage.  They’ll eventually go back to where they came from.  

[OrangEngr 1035]

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They are voracious, omnivorous predatory lizards that can live in a variety of habitats, but we can’t know what is going to happen or how intense this invasion is going to become until the effects are upon us,” Texas A&M professor Lee Fitzgerald told Reuters.

Takes one to know one 

[Steel Shank 9428]

Like a large lizard pipeline of some sort. My curiosity is peaked betwixt observation and involvement.

[texasjacket 289]

First, you start a roux...

[Homercles 10206]

Just need some Chinese Needle Snakes and gorillas, though they won’t freeze in winter

[Loco 3752]

meh, my money's on the pythons

[deadshank 24653]

The wild pigs will eat them. 

[GreenspointTexas 9653]

2 hours ago, Homercles said:

Just need some Chinese Needle Snakes and gorillas, though they won’t freeze in winter
 

Dammit, came to post this. +rep

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

TIL that Florida is in the Southwestern US.

[crash_davis 23113]

1 hour ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

TIL that Florida is in the Southwestern US.

florida public school education.

[GringoSalado 1651]

buried the lede

 

Florida man wielding live gator chases people in convenience store

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A man in Jacksonville, Fla., brandishing a live gator chased people in a convenience store where he was purchasing beer, video of the strange episode shows.

The man, whose identity has not yet been confirmed, walked into the store holding the gator with his right hand. The animal’s mouth appeared to be taped shut, video posted by WTLV shows.

“Ya'll ain't out of beer, are you?” the man asked while walking toward the front counter.

 

[elfenix 34322]

Couldn't leave it in the car

[MissingInAction 25108]

I invaded your mom with a giant lizard.

[Chooky 13316]

[UTCzech III 2907]

 

[zman13 180]

I wonder how many iguanas are needed to take down a full size tegu lizard. 

Or how many tegus vs one python?

These are the shows that need to be made.