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Tex Long

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Miz Long had a youtube of what appeared to be Kirby's post-game. I thought someone had spoofed it, because in the bit that I heard he referred to someone - I think Sark - as "a booze-hound". According to Miz Long, he was quite the mouthy asshole about everything and everyone - coaches, players, fans...

I don't feel like listening to the half hour to find that, but does it ring a bell with any of y'all?

 

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17 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Miz Long had a youtube of what appeared to be Kirby's post-game. I thought someone had spoofed it, because in the bit that I heard he referred to someone - I think Sark - as "a booze-hound". According to Miz Long, he was quite the mouthy asshole about everything and everyone - coaches, players, fans...

I don't feel like listening to the half hour to find that, but does it ring a bell with any of y'all?

 

If he did say that about Sark, he's a scumbag piece of shit.

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17 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Miz Long had a youtube of what appeared to be Kirby's post-game. I thought someone had spoofed it, because in the bit that I heard he referred to someone - I think Sark - as "a booze-hound". According to Miz Long, he was quite the mouthy asshole about everything and everyone - coaches, players, fans...

I don't feel like listening to the half hour to find that, but does it ring a bell with any of y'all?

 

I am 99.9% sure that is bullshit.

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18 minutes ago, General Colt said:

If he did say that about Sark, he's a scumbag piece of shit.

Or a giant gaping vagina (NTTAWWT).

 

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

I am 99.9% sure that is bullshit.

So, thousand-to-one?

I don't disagree much, but I was wondering if anyone had heard it. I was doing something else, walking by, when she was watching it, and overheard the "booze-hound" remark. 

He seems like more of an asshole than a vagina, although to be fair I don't have anything against vaginas, even gaping ones, while assholes are ... I was going to write "distasteful", but I'm still doing "phrasing".

I'm not sure if my general opinion of him would be any different whether he said it or not.

 

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7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Here is the post game with Kirby, and there is no booze hound remark in it.  He does say the refs tried to rob them and that DKR is a tough place to play.

 

 

I only had a glance at the screen, and that isn't it. The one I saw had him sitting in front of a Georgia/SEC backdrop, similar to what we see in Sark's pressers.

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It would be pretty surprising if he said something like that in a formal interview or press conference.

But then again, this is the same giant gaping vagina that went Woody Hayes and assaulted a 20-year-old opposing player on the sideline and nobody did anything about it, so he's probably feeling pretty untouchable right now.

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21 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

he knew exactly what he was doing 

There is no question he knew exactly what he was doing.
 It is a bit amazing how the conference went into immediate shell protective mode over that lousy piece of shit.

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On 10/21/2024 at 7:09 PM, Wishbone said:

I used to love Enchiritos. Didn’t they take those off their menu? (Sorry/not for thread curve)

They did but you can still order them.  
 

Smart is anything but, he’s a complete shitbag and a crybaby.   I really want to play them again, hope the SEC works out scheduling as I think we have played UGA more times in the past few years than Aggies have since they joined the conference a dozen years ago

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55 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Clemson fans threw bottles on field tonight.

And gata fans below...

So no, Texas fans are not worse than others

 

 

Didn't Georgia fans themselves throw shit on the field a couple of years back?

This has all been a bunch of pearl clutching from the jump.  Props to our student section for actually doing something to get these shitass refs to do their fucking jobs.  Every fanbase in college football should be thanking us.

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35 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

lol, wtf. i just looked this up and that dude was legit jumping around celebrating like a complete dipshit. unless he is secretly jackson dart's brother or godfather or something, what the hell?

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1 hour ago, sidis said:

lol, wtf. i just looked this up and that dude was legit jumping around celebrating like a complete dipshit. unless he is secretly jackson dart's brother or godfather or something, what the hell?

He doesn’t play and he was seeing a HS teammates family for the first time in years. 
 

Not a great excuse but Kirby calling this kid an idiot to the press is funny. He doesn’t call the players that drive 90 mph drunk idiots but calls this kid one. 
 

He’s just a tone deaf dumb fuck Saban wannabe. He will never come close though, he’s lost the locker room. His QB is laughing on the sideline while they lose by double digits. 

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2 hours ago, Zeus said:

He doesn’t play and he was seeing a HS teammates family for the first time in years. 
 

Not a great excuse but Kirby calling this kid an idiot to the press is funny. He doesn’t call the players that drive 90 mph drunk idiots but calls this kid one. 
 

He’s just a tone deaf dumb fuck Saban wannabe. He will never come close though, he’s lost the locker room. His QB is laughing on the sideline while they lose by double digits. 

Uhhhhh, the kid was an idiot. Kirby’s a pretty damned good coach. This thread is pretty sour groups bullshit, and I’m certainly not gonna buy your Florida bullshit as it pertains to a Georgia coach. 

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9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hey look, @Rex Kramer with a completely stupid perspective.

Kirby Smart called out the refs for 3 plays where they actually did their job right.  He should have been fined, and heavily, but no, this is the SEC.  Kirby Smart is giant gaping vagina.

You keep saying that, hoping that the next time you say it will actually be funny, I guess. It was a bitchass thread when we lost and yet here you still are spearheading this effort. 

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Just now, Rex Kramer said:

You keep saying that, hoping that the next time you say it will actually be funny, I guess. It was a bitchass thread when we lost and yet here you still are spearheading this effort. 

Seems like the overwhelming majority of surlies agree with me.  You do you.

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3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Seems like the overwhelming majority of surlies agree with me.  You do you.

Doubt it. Here, sure. I will say a lot of Surly is anti-Georgia, which is odd to say the least, and anti-SEC, so jumping on its biggest dog is low hanging fruit. 

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2 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

If you were solely bitching about his antics on 10/19, I wouldn’t believe you, and you’d still be wrong. 

I mean, I literally said this right after the game:

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I'm not against shit-talking, I'm against bitching about refs when the refs got it right, AND you won the game.

 

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2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I mean, I literally said this right after the game:

 

I don’t pay a great deal of attention to you. You seem to be misplacing your anger at the loss on him. He’s saying what most coaches would. There’s nothing to see here. But keep repeating your phrase hoping for a Craig James kinda deal - hilarious. 

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7 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

I don’t pay a great deal of attention to you. You seem to be misplacing your anger at the loss on him. He’s saying what most coaches would. There’s nothing to see here. But keep repeating your phrase hoping for a Craig James kinda deal - hilarious. 

Hey man, let’s not lose sight of the fact that you’re a complete jerkoff…

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