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1 hour ago, JBJ said:

Interior lineman cannot break their stance once they are on the line of scrimmage.  ND committed 4 false starts.

I believe the center has to touch the ball.

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The rule simply needs to be that the clock stops when the defense pulls that shit. Give them 5 or 10 seconds tops to sub, after the offense then move out of the way.

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Kirby has bitch rabies  He is the worst   His player getting called for interference is simply chef’s kiss.   I hope he gets nebraska’d 

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6 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Wow I had not seen the false start by the receiver. That should be what they’re bitching about, not the rules they don’t know.

It wasn't a false start.  He reacted to the UGA player jumping offsides.  If the defender moves offsides, any offensive player can "react" to it, and the penalty is on the defense.  It's unusual that he was so far from the offending player, but the rule still stands.

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Screeching that the secsecsec told him they aren't allowed to do that is the gold medal for the season. Got flashbacks to comparing whose dad could fuck other dad's up back in second grade. 

The SEC said that's not allowed! 

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3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

 

Just came here to say how pleased I am not to have to look at that fat fuck and read this.  It must have been hell trying to coach that game.

But I'm still happy I don't have to look at Kirby for another year.

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17 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Why do broken hips kill so many old people?

Prolonged hospital stays put people at more risk of infections.

Now factor in the pre-existing conditions that most most older people have and that's a recipe for disaster.

 

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2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Just came here to say how pleased I am not to have to look at that fat fuck and read this.  It must have been hell trying to coach that game.

But I'm still happy I don't have to look at Kirby for another year.

“you can’t do that. you can’t do that”

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Why do broken hips kill so many old people?

Where do we start? Aging is caused by three preliminary factors... As our cells divide via mitosis our telomeres shorten every time. There are members of the animal kingdom where that is not the case (like lobster) and they are considered functionally immortal meaning they could live out their lives absent predators/cataclysm and they would live forever. We are also subject to senescent cells and DNA methylation hence the statement father time is undefeated. Mix in the extensive network of blood vessels in bones and voila old people with comorbidities die.

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Cool, lobster facts!

Lobster eyes are made up of thousands of square tubes that reflect light towards a focal point.   One of the examples of right angles/rectangles in biology. Telescopes have been made using this architecture. 

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Some of you people need perspective.

Sorry to hear about his dad. Horrible turn of events.

Losing your dad sucks. Even for gaping vaginas.

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12 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Some of you people need perspective.

Sorry to hear about his dad. Horrible turn of events.

Losing your dad sucks. Even for gaping vaginas.

It’s sad for him and his family that his dad died. That’s a hard loss. He is also a gigantic crybaby pussy bitch on the football field. Both things are true. 

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15 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Some of you people need perspective.

Sorry to hear about his dad. Horrible turn of events.

Losing your dad sucks. Even for gaping vaginas.

His dad is in a better place...away from his gaping vagina of a son.

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5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Why do broken hips kill so many old people?

My FIL is about to die, he fell two weeks ago and either has a deep bone bruise or a hairline fracture in his hip. X-rays came back negative for a visible fracture. Two weeks later his body is shutting down. He’s 84.

its a deep core injury and the ability of the body to heal at that age for something like a bone fracture or injury is almost non-existent. Blood flow is near zero to the bones anyway and the human growth hormone and other hormones that promote healing are at an all time low, basically it’s hard enough to heal where the blood flows it’s virtually impossible to heal where it doesn’t.

then add the pain, absolutely excruciating pain and the doctors have little options other than opioids and narcotics.  Then you are stuck in a loop, no healing, tremendous pain, heavy drugs and the body gets the message and starts shutting down. 

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11 minutes ago, troph said:

My FIL is about to die, he fell two weeks ago and either has a deep bone bruise or a hairline fracture in his hip. X-rays came back negative for a visible fracture. Two weeks later his body is shutting down. He’s 84.

its a deep core injury and the ability of the body to heal at that age for something like a bone fracture or injury is almost non-existent. Blood flow is near zero to the bones anyway and the human growth hormone and other hormones that promote healing are at an all time low, basically it’s hard enough to heal where the blood flows it’s virtually impossible to heal where it doesn’t.

then add the pain, absolutely excruciating pain and the doctors have little options other than opioids and narcotics.  Then you are stuck in a loop, no healing, tremendous pain, heavy drugs and the body gets the message and starts shutting down. 

well now you're just bringing the rest of us down....

But srsly, hope he is able to power thru and heal up.

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19 minutes ago, freyguy said:

well now you're just bringing the rest of us down....

But srsly, hope he is able to power thru and heal up.

Ain’t gonna happen, BUT there is a lot of love and compassion in the room. All of his daughters, the hospice folks. Actually my MIL is sleeping in the same room and she’s gonna follow him. 

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My FIL is about to die, he fell two weeks ago and either has a deep bone bruise or a hairline fracture in his hip. X-rays came back negative for a visible fracture. Two weeks later his body is shutting down. He’s 84.
its a deep core injury and the ability of the body to heal at that age for something like a bone fracture or injury is almost non-existent. Blood flow is near zero to the bones anyway and the human growth hormone and other hormones that promote healing are at an all time low, basically it’s hard enough to heal where the blood flows it’s virtually impossible to heal where it doesn’t.
then add the pain, absolutely excruciating pain and the doctors have little options other than opioids and narcotics.  Then you are stuck in a loop, no healing, tremendous pain, heavy drugs and the body gets the message and starts shutting down. 

Sorry to hear that
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I should probably familiarize myself with Georgia as they appear to be on our primary foil in the SEC. 
 

My 10,000 foot view:

- The offense hasn’t been the same since Monken/Bennett left.

- They got incredibly lucky with Bennett. Their QB recruiting has been dogshit for almost all of Kirby’s tenure. More 5 star busts than aggy’s 2022 class. 
 

- The fanbase celebrated Mike Bobo leaving and dreaded him coming back, and here we are. Kirby is a stubborn fuck and wanted to bring his friend back. 

- Their WR recruiting has been abysmal. Again, a walk on bailed them out in Ladd McConkey

- Schumann is very capable, but Kirby is delegating too much. Saban’s big recruiting pitch to DBs at Bama was that they would be individually coached by the GOAT. You never hear shit about Kirby jumping in there. During games all he does is bitch and work the refs like a government mule. When does he have time to coach his team? He’s running on to the field after every play to cry about something with a running play clock. 
 

- The discipline issues are another indicator that Kirby isn’t hands on. 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Don’t let the old man in.

Dirty little secret his last tour in the marine corps was commander or whatever it’s called of the Aggie corps. full bird, political class, moved from the pentagon to college station as he was up for his first star, didn’t think the politics were gonna make it easy so he decided to stop climbing. Testified at the Ollie north trials. Good man. Great father, accepted his lesbian daughter in the 1980s within the week she came out to them (she was in high school at the time). He said this is who she is, she is our daughter, that’s the end of it.  Needless to say my wife, his daughter, adores her dad. He will be missed.

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hahaha.  “ I want to play more college ball, I just don’t wanna play for Kirby.”

Or more likely, he just wants more frequent sex with his Miami volleyball player gf

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