Game Thread Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2029]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Goddamn LHN was so much better than this shit network

This

[NAVY 6740]

Let’s go! 

[nineliveslost 2753]

1 minute ago, PilotsError said:

Are we good again?

Not yet

[Dahobbs 17534]

Ok, defense. You got your fuck up out of the way. Get it together. Oh, and the QB can run. 

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

Just now, TOR said:

OK, deep breaths now.  Off the ledge, drop the noose, put away the poison.

This Surly.  . Plenty of menstrual cramps to come.  

[UTEE97 3518]

My blood pressure is back to normal.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3236]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Next possession I’d love to see us attempt one down the field pass longer than 20 yards.

Longer than 3 yards would be an improvement

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2029]

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Name one throw he threw beyond 5 yards. I will hang up and listen.

The interception?

 

/ducks

[Stringer 1438]

Is Ewers just the most boring mother fucker in football?. He has no fire.

[Kel Varnsen 8459]

Now let's see if we can contain Putia

[I Plead Da Fif 271]

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

where does Golden rank in terms of portal transfers in the Sark era?

Third behind Mitchell and Bond? Trey Moore ain’t it

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Golden saves Quinn there. 

From what?  An incompletion?  I mean hate to break it to you but QBs are gonna throw those.  That pass was where Golden and only Golden could make a play on it.

Grab some sack and relax bro.

[TreatyOak 16313]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Vandy isn’t Georgia. The talent differential is just gonna be too much for them to overcome as the game goes on.

We have a natural schematic advantage 

[hookem48 4687]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Vandy isn’t Georgia. The talent differential is just gonna be too much for them to overcome as the game goes on.

they have more talent than Bama?

[Jersey Man10 3528]

Y’all keep talking shit about Quinn. 

Don’t worry, we will.

[VaLonghorn99 341]

Great teams answer! Horns still on their most successful run since 2010's. Keep it up boys! \m/

[I Plead Da Fif 271]

Just now, Stringer said:

Is Ewers just the most boring mother fucker in football?. He has no fire.

Starting to think imma’s appraisal is accurate and I’m a bit of a Ewers loyalist. Coming around to a change.

[Thatguy 8686]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Let’s see him throw a pass more than 5 yards downfield first maybe….   lol 

You know this is how the plays are designed right? You know Sark is calling those and it's not Ewers deciding them right?

[The_Great_Hornsby 3236]

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Put one fuckin hand on his chest and he can't elevate.  It was a total whiff by Jake. But yes Surlyhorns Football Board Morons - Quinn Sucks. Bench him immediately!

He cant throw any passes downfield. That drive was 8 lateral throws. That isnt impressive. 

[Hook1997 5354]

Just now, elfenix said:

8 for 8 for 69 yards (nice) and a TD

With 7 screen passes….  How can y’all be excited about only screen passes and short outs we all know he can throw.  I really don’t think Sark trust him to throw downfield at all anymore and that’s not going to be good vs any good teams.  

[coachherman'sgrill 2102]

I’m just sun shine pumping but I think QE needed that bigly and Sark got him there

[ousux 5597]

Wisner is running hard, kid has earned his touches. Having said that he's gonna get killed with all these shots he's taking, is Jerrick Gibson in witness protection?

[Carl Spackler 3480]

Some of you motherfuckers are total pussies.  

[runthebone 7968]

Some of you dumbfucks are so eager to shit on Ewers that you are fucking saying the stupidest shit

 

Two man route.  He threw the ball to the only WR he could.  Good coverage and threw it exactly where he had to.

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Time for the defense to step it up 

[TOR 5548]

Other than pavia this Vanderbilt team looks remarkably unathletic.  Time to start exerting the will and dominate these foos.

[The_Great_Hornsby 3236]

Just now, Thatguy said:

You know this is how the plays are designed right? You know Sark is calling those and it's not Ewers deciding them right?

You know that there are multiple reads right? That he is checking down to lateral passes every play. 

[SameSame 1704]

Luckily not much pressure so Quinn’s brain hasn’t overheated yet.

[WBT 20561]

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Name one throw he threw beyond 5 yards. I will hang up and listen.

Clearly should have gone down field to be better on that drive

[TheBryMan81 2509]

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

Finally got some offense going, but..


Where the fuck is Jerrick Gibson these days? I've been busy this week and missed it if already discussed..and no, didn't recall his name on the injured/probable list.

I think someone mentioned he's behind on pass pro, so putting him in is a giveaway that it's a run.

[Dahobbs 17534]

Come on defense. 

[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Someone needs to pop this kid 

[Firemans4Horn 18046]

Just now, Hook1997 said:

With 7 screen passes….  How can y’all be excited about only screen passes and short outs we all know he can throw.  I really don’t think Sark trust him to throw downfield at all anymore and that’s not going to be good vs any good teams.  

you need a tampon, bro. Your current one is full. 

[Hook1997 5354]

Just now, Thatguy said:

You know this is how the plays are designed right? You know Sark is calling those and it's not Ewers deciding them right?

No shit, because he doesn’t trust him to throw downfield actually…

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

Some of you motherfuckers are total pussies.  

We have some of the worst “fans”.

[cafe society 2864]

8 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Awful spot

WE've yet to get a good spot

 

[sith_horn 2385]

These announcers suck donkey dicks.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12190]

Just now, TOR said:

Other than pavia this Vanderbilt team looks remarkably unathletic.  Time to start exerting the will and dominate these foos.

That's because they are. Although I do wish we got Pimpton out of the portal. LSU sucks. 

[ousux 5597]

Some of you dumbfucks are so eager to shit on Ewers that you are fucking saying the stupidest shit
 
Two man route.  He threw the ball to the only WR he could.  Good coverage and threw it exactly where he had to.
 

For real, that tip was on Majors

[Surly Bevo 24908]

D needs to put a hard ass lick on Pavia

[satyanash 14481]

So hard to bring Pavia down

[UTHornFan014 710]

Just now, Thatguy said:

You know this is how the plays are designed right? You know Sark is calling those and it's not Ewers deciding them right?

I'm scared that Sark is going to continue to think this sideways shit is going to work against actual good defenses. Teams like Georgia blow this shit up (like they did last week)

[TOR 5548]

Have to hit the QB every time they run the option, only way to shut it down.

[Captainant 27654]

We're laying some hits on Pavia, he's gonna have a long day

[WBT 20561]

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

they have more talent than Bama?

we do

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

so... we really need a spy on Pavia.... like immediately

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Just now, TheBryMan81 said:

I think someone mentioned he's behind on pass pro, so putting him in is a giveaway that it's a run.

There are times where he should be in and can use it for playaction

[Kel Varnsen 8459]

They get 1 or 2 yards forward on spots we get -1 or -2.-

[MillerEP 30454]

Stuffed

[Dr. Teeth 5844]

A little less nervous knowing Beck is calling plays.