Game Thread Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network

[ztejas 42730]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Vandy calling plays like injuries are turned off on the X Box, god damn.

Yeah this ain't going to fly for 4 Qs. 

I mean they're down 2 scores anyway.

[BillyGoatHill 4267]

Those 3 pts. are on  BS series called by Sark. 

Letting this shitty team hang around isn't good.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1335]

A good defense is gonna turn some of these ridiculous sideways pass patters into pic sixes. 

And how can we not find a UT student who can outpunt this shithead

[Skipper 5949]

We need to start a Surly NIL for a fucking punter.    Cost us points again.

[Stunns38 3239]

That’s an NFL kick. We need to make punters and kickers a priority recruiting and via the portal. Half of Texas High Schools have better punters.

[texastroubadour 1203]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

THEY CALLED TIMEOUT

if you say so ok

[D_Goose 474]

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

That's on Sark. 

23 yd punt didn’t help

[Jersey Man10 3467]

Vandy gonna drive 75 yards for the TD to start the half.

[GreenspointTexas 9340]

Blue averging 6 ypc

 

only has 3 carries

 

 

also, when we have ran on first down this game, we are getting over 4 ypc

[ztejas 42730]

"Uncharacteristic Vanderbilt football"

Oh shut the fuck up. Almost like they're playing a defense with a pulse this week. 

[Carl Spackler 3454]

Just now, MillerEP said:

We gotta clean up the flags

This.  Shot ourselves in the foot especially on the drive after we went up 21-7

[elfenix 33997]

makeup person couldn't cover up that cold sore

[Knoxtnhorn 5906]

2 minutes ago, sdm said:

Shouldn't have given up 3 points when we had the ball with a minute left

Wasn't even just the distance.  Land inbounds and run 10 seconds off the clock.  Guess that's too much to ask for this scrub.

Edit:  Meant to quote another post re: the shitty punt.

Edited Saturday at 09:49 PM by Knoxtnhorn

[AUS-97HORN 11545]

Just now, runthebone said:

Sucks that the punt sucked, but the refs fucked us by missing the PI on Wingo.
 

 

not just that.. but the fucking holding call on US at the end there that instead of being offensive holding or OPI we get called for a another play where our defender is being clotheslined as the wr went past him. 

 

that punter is the fucking problem.    he kicks it another 15 yards and they make a half assed attempt at a first and then give up. but they started at the 35 with a guy who can kick it 60 and there it was. 

[Firemans4Horn 16816]

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

Those 3 pts. are on  BS series called by Sark. 

Letting this shitty team hang around isn't good.

1st down was PI. 3rd down was Quinn shitting himself. 4th down was our terrible punter.
 

Coaches are mostly responsible for the 4th down part of that. 

[satyanash 14128]

So when are we holding open punter tryouts on campus?

[Both Tacos 1805]

Out of ALL the punters throughout the US, this is the best we can find?

[Horn80 5978]

Banks needs to get punting fixed asap.

[Bevo14 8195]

2 minutes ago, Skipper said:

We need to start a Surly NIL for a fucking punter.    Cost us points again.

Burnt Leg. I'm in.

[hookem48 4602]

Ewers has 2 guys open on that 3rd down but the tipped ball earlier fucked with his head

 

[jw4381 3042]

7 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Monkey boy needs to be let go. Our special teams suck.

Just let him coach tight ends. They don’t suck. 

[nineliveslost 2677]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

not just that.. but the fucking holding call on US at the end there that instead of being offensive holding or OPI we get called for a another play where our defender is being clotheslined as the wr went past him. 

 

that punter is the fucking problem.    he kicks it another 15 yards and they make a half assed attempt at a first and then give up. but they started at the 35 with a guy who can kick it 60 and there it was. 

Punter is pathetic .get another one

[Irish Wrist Watch 1335]

That's the fastest fucking time out I've ever seen called

[BurntOrange&White 38679]

I’m still shocked they didn’t get a portal punter. There were like 3 good ones that entered

[C-Man 26494]

Not a great way to end the half there

[Drew 2222]

Fuck this OL sucks. 
 

and the QB shits his pants under pressure. Fuck my life. 
 

you mean to tell me we got a turnover with just a minute to go. And STILL gave up a FG?!! 
 

a game that should be, at WORST 24-7 is 21-10.  That’s a huge swing with them getting the ball after half.  A good drive, which im gonna assume they get because god hates us. 
 

This game should be a laugher but thanks to a turnover and the inability to close the half, it’s still a fucking game. Ugh

[David Dennison 17595]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sark not running the ball once on that last series was such poor offensive strategy.

He coached in the NFL. He should know how to manage the end of a half better than that.

[perfectchaos007 6525]

I'm interested to see a breakdown of the 3rd down sack Quinn took on the last drive. He hesitated, and I am curious to see if anyone was open or if he made a good call to take the sack. 

[AUS-97HORN 11545]

Just now, satyanash said:

So when are we holding open punter tryouts on campus?

punting isnt the same thing as placekicking.  you can probably find a HS kicker who is good from 45 and in pretty easy. 

 

but finding a punter who can actually kick it 40 yards is different.   although this guy of ours is a level of terrible I havent seen before.    when we kick from anything inside our 40, he kicks it 30-35 yards.      when we are punting beyond our 40 he kicks it in the endzone... or that 22 yard shank he just did. 

[Thatguy 8110]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

1st down was PI. 3rd down was Quinn shitting himself. 4th down was our terrible punter.
 

Coaches are mostly responsible for the 4th down part of that. 

Man you guys gotta stop. First we criticize him for throwing the ball in the face of a free rusher and getting it tipped then when he eats it he is wrong for that too. Maybe we should be asking ourselves why we can't pick up free rushers. It's not like they are sending 6.

[Drew 2222]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

That's the fastest fucking time out I've ever seen called

They called it the second he was hit.  They still would have had a second left if they called it immediately but they absolutely “assumed” the timeout call 

[StassneyHorn 6402]

This punter is done

Ewers continuing the first drive TO trend is enough for me to be ok with backup being called.even if the stats look nice afterwards

[BarthHollamew 219]

Mismanagement of pivotal situations and wasting turnovers almost seem like trademarks of this team the last few years.  

[ATLLonghorn 821]

Texas needs to look at the Ray Guy Award finalists, find out who has the most eligibility left and give them a blank check to come punt in Austin next year.

[Firemans4Horn 16816]

Just now, Thatguy said:

Man you guys gotta stop. First we criticize him for throwing the ball in the face of a free rusher and getting it tipped then when he eats it he is wrong for that too. Maybe we should be asking ourselves why we can't pick up free rushers. It's not like they are sending 6.

free rusher? He had two open players on 3rd and 3. Throw the ball. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1335]

Surely we can find a 60 year old retiree in Austin without a graduate degree who can punt better than that. Enroll him this week as our new punter

Edited Saturday at 09:55 PM by Irish Wrist Watch

[GreenspointTexas 9340]

Seriously, whats Sarks beef with our RBs?

 

We are super fucking easy to scheme for on offense because we are literally one dimensional

[David Dennison 17595]

6 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Sark screwed us. Awful play calling. Again.

He completely botched the end of that half.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3778]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Banks needs to get punting fixed asap.

Hell, the fucking monkey could punt better. 

[C-Man 26494]

Out of ALL the punters throughout the US, this is the best we can find?

There has to be a former HS punter on campus that could walk on and do better than this

[BillyGoatHill 4267]

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

That's the fastest fucking time out I've ever seen called

Yep. Stopping the clock while pointing that he was inbounds on being tackled...BS 

[Drew 2222]

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Burnt Leg. I'm in.

And very little actual time to throw. Sure they were open but he’s not stepping up in that pocket. 
 

our “vaunted” OL is a disaster guys. Penalties and missed assignments and just flat “getting beat” with a QB like Quinn is bad. 

[Bobby Layne 266]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I'm interested to see a breakdown of the 3rd down sack Quinn took on the last drive. He hesitated, and I am curious to see if anyone was open or if he made a good call to take the sack. 

2 was open 5 yds in front  of him. 

[Horn Dogg 3721]

7 minutes ago, Skipper said:

We need to start a Surly NIL for a fucking punter.    Cost us points again.

Call it the cunt punt fund

Edited Saturday at 09:56 PM by Horn Dogg

[Thatguy 8110]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

free rusher? He had two open players on 3rd and 3. Throw the ball. 

Free rusher. Are we watching the same game?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3778]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Fuck this OL sucks. 
 

and the QB shits his pants under pressure. Fuck my life. 
 

you mean to tell me we got a turnover with just a minute to go. And STILL gave up a FG?!! 
 

a game that should be, at WORST 24-7 is 21-10.  That’s a huge swing with them getting the ball after half.  A good drive, which im gonna assume they get because god hates us. 
 

This game should be a laugher but thanks to a turnover and the inability to close the half, it’s still a fucking game. Ugh

This and the fact that at times sark goes full retard with the play calls. We have periods every game where he just sticks his head up his ass. 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2714]

Must be nice to have ST unit that is worth a shit

[Drew 2222]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

free rusher? He had two open players on 3rd and 3. Throw the ball. 

And the pocket collapsed.  He needs his feet set and couldn’t.  Yes he shit the bed but the OL didn’t help there. 

[Blotto 23222]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Fuck this OL sucks. 
 

and the QB shits his pants under pressure. Fuck my life. 
 

you mean to tell me we got a turnover with just a minute to go. And STILL gave up a FG?!! 
 

a game that should be, at WORST 24-7 is 21-10.  That’s a huge swing with them getting the ball after half.  A good drive, which im gonna assume they get because god hates us. 
 

This game should be a laugher but thanks to a turnover and the inability to close the half, it’s still a fucking game. Ugh

How much sand can you pack in your cunt? 

[Thatguy 8110]

1 minute ago, Bobby Layne said:

2 was open 5 yds in front  of him. 

2 was dragging across the field and didn't sit down in the opening.