Game Thread Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network

[ztejas 44,114]

"Uncharacteristic Vanderbilt football"

Oh shut the fuck up. Almost like they're playing a defense with a pulse this week. 

[Carl Spackler 3,609]

Just now, MillerEP said:

We gotta clean up the flags

This.  Shot ourselves in the foot especially on the drive after we went up 21-7

[elfenix 34,655]

makeup person couldn't cover up that cold sore

[Knoxtnhorn 6,262]

2 minutes ago, sdm said:

Shouldn't have given up 3 points when we had the ball with a minute left

Wasn't even just the distance.  Land inbounds and run 10 seconds off the clock.  Guess that's too much to ask for this scrub.

Edit:  Meant to quote another post re: the shitty punt.

Edited October 26 by Knoxtnhorn

[AUS-97HORN 11,990]

Just now, runthebone said:

Sucks that the punt sucked, but the refs fucked us by missing the PI on Wingo.
 

 

not just that.. but the fucking holding call on US at the end there that instead of being offensive holding or OPI we get called for a another play where our defender is being clotheslined as the wr went past him. 

 

that punter is the fucking problem.    he kicks it another 15 yards and they make a half assed attempt at a first and then give up. but they started at the 35 with a guy who can kick it 60 and there it was. 

[Firemans4Horn 18,498]

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

Those 3 pts. are on  BS series called by Sark. 

Letting this shitty team hang around isn't good.

1st down was PI. 3rd down was Quinn shitting himself. 4th down was our terrible punter.
 

Coaches are mostly responsible for the 4th down part of that. 

[satyanash 15,352]

So when are we holding open punter tryouts on campus?

[Both Tacos 1,827]

Out of ALL the punters throughout the US, this is the best we can find?

[Horn80 6,313]

Banks needs to get punting fixed asap.

[Bevo14 8,468]

2 minutes ago, Skipper said:

We need to start a Surly NIL for a fucking punter.    Cost us points again.

Burnt Leg. I'm in.

[hookem48 4,808]

Ewers has 2 guys open on that 3rd down but the tipped ball earlier fucked with his head

 

[jw4381 3,240]

7 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Monkey boy needs to be let go. Our special teams suck.

Just let him coach tight ends. They don’t suck. 

[nineliveslost 2,964]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

not just that.. but the fucking holding call on US at the end there that instead of being offensive holding or OPI we get called for a another play where our defender is being clotheslined as the wr went past him. 

 

that punter is the fucking problem.    he kicks it another 15 yards and they make a half assed attempt at a first and then give up. but they started at the 35 with a guy who can kick it 60 and there it was. 

Punter is pathetic .get another one

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,470]

That's the fastest fucking time out I've ever seen called

[BurntOrange&White 41,631]

I’m still shocked they didn’t get a portal punter. There were like 3 good ones that entered

[C-Man 27,684]

Not a great way to end the half there

[Drew 2,833]

Fuck this OL sucks. 
 

and the QB shits his pants under pressure. Fuck my life. 
 

you mean to tell me we got a turnover with just a minute to go. And STILL gave up a FG?!! 
 

a game that should be, at WORST 24-7 is 21-10.  That’s a huge swing with them getting the ball after half.  A good drive, which im gonna assume they get because god hates us. 
 

This game should be a laugher but thanks to a turnover and the inability to close the half, it’s still a fucking game. Ugh

[David Dennison 19,438]

4 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Sark not running the ball once on that last series was such poor offensive strategy.

He coached in the NFL. He should know how to manage the end of a half better than that.

[perfectchaos007 6,766]

I'm interested to see a breakdown of the 3rd down sack Quinn took on the last drive. He hesitated, and I am curious to see if anyone was open or if he made a good call to take the sack. 

[AUS-97HORN 11,990]

Just now, satyanash said:

So when are we holding open punter tryouts on campus?

punting isnt the same thing as placekicking.  you can probably find a HS kicker who is good from 45 and in pretty easy. 

 

but finding a punter who can actually kick it 40 yards is different.   although this guy of ours is a level of terrible I havent seen before.    when we kick from anything inside our 40, he kicks it 30-35 yards.      when we are punting beyond our 40 he kicks it in the endzone... or that 22 yard shank he just did. 

[Thatguy 9,284]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

1st down was PI. 3rd down was Quinn shitting himself. 4th down was our terrible punter.
 

Coaches are mostly responsible for the 4th down part of that. 

Man you guys gotta stop. First we criticize him for throwing the ball in the face of a free rusher and getting it tipped then when he eats it he is wrong for that too. Maybe we should be asking ourselves why we can't pick up free rushers. It's not like they are sending 6.

[Drew 2,833]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

That's the fastest fucking time out I've ever seen called

They called it the second he was hit.  They still would have had a second left if they called it immediately but they absolutely “assumed” the timeout call 

[StassneyHorn 6,755]

This punter is done

Ewers continuing the first drive TO trend is enough for me to be ok with backup being called.even if the stats look nice afterwards

[BarthHollamew 251]

Mismanagement of pivotal situations and wasting turnovers almost seem like trademarks of this team the last few years.  

[ATLLonghorn 1,082]

Texas needs to look at the Ray Guy Award finalists, find out who has the most eligibility left and give them a blank check to come punt in Austin next year.

[Firemans4Horn 18,498]

Just now, Thatguy said:

Man you guys gotta stop. First we criticize him for throwing the ball in the face of a free rusher and getting it tipped then when he eats it he is wrong for that too. Maybe we should be asking ourselves why we can't pick up free rushers. It's not like they are sending 6.

free rusher? He had two open players on 3rd and 3. Throw the ball. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,470]

Surely we can find a 60 year old retiree in Austin without a graduate degree who can punt better than that. Enroll him this week as our new punter

Edited October 26 by Irish Wrist Watch

[GreenspointTexas 9,930]

Seriously, whats Sarks beef with our RBs?

 

We are super fucking easy to scheme for on offense because we are literally one dimensional

[David Dennison 19,438]

6 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Sark screwed us. Awful play calling. Again.

He completely botched the end of that half.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,892]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Banks needs to get punting fixed asap.

Hell, the fucking monkey could punt better. 

[C-Man 27,684]

Out of ALL the punters throughout the US, this is the best we can find?

There has to be a former HS punter on campus that could walk on and do better than this

[BillyGoatHill 4,420]

4 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

That's the fastest fucking time out I've ever seen called

Yep. Stopping the clock while pointing that he was inbounds on being tackled...BS 

[Drew 2,833]

2 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Burnt Leg. I'm in.

And very little actual time to throw. Sure they were open but he’s not stepping up in that pocket. 
 

our “vaunted” OL is a disaster guys. Penalties and missed assignments and just flat “getting beat” with a QB like Quinn is bad. 

[Bobby Layne 274]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I'm interested to see a breakdown of the 3rd down sack Quinn took on the last drive. He hesitated, and I am curious to see if anyone was open or if he made a good call to take the sack. 

2 was open 5 yds in front  of him. 

[Horn Dogg 4,277]

7 minutes ago, Skipper said:

We need to start a Surly NIL for a fucking punter.    Cost us points again.

Call it the cunt punt fund

Edited October 26 by Horn Dogg

[Thatguy 9,284]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

free rusher? He had two open players on 3rd and 3. Throw the ball. 

Free rusher. Are we watching the same game?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,892]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Fuck this OL sucks. 
 

and the QB shits his pants under pressure. Fuck my life. 
 

you mean to tell me we got a turnover with just a minute to go. And STILL gave up a FG?!! 
 

a game that should be, at WORST 24-7 is 21-10.  That’s a huge swing with them getting the ball after half.  A good drive, which im gonna assume they get because god hates us. 
 

This game should be a laugher but thanks to a turnover and the inability to close the half, it’s still a fucking game. Ugh

This and the fact that at times sark goes full retard with the play calls. We have periods every game where he just sticks his head up his ass. 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3,537]

Must be nice to have ST unit that is worth a shit

[Drew 2,833]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

free rusher? He had two open players on 3rd and 3. Throw the ball. 

And the pocket collapsed.  He needs his feet set and couldn’t.  Yes he shit the bed but the OL didn’t help there. 

[Blotto 23,974]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

Fuck this OL sucks. 
 

and the QB shits his pants under pressure. Fuck my life. 
 

you mean to tell me we got a turnover with just a minute to go. And STILL gave up a FG?!! 
 

a game that should be, at WORST 24-7 is 21-10.  That’s a huge swing with them getting the ball after half.  A good drive, which im gonna assume they get because god hates us. 
 

This game should be a laugher but thanks to a turnover and the inability to close the half, it’s still a fucking game. Ugh

How much sand can you pack in your cunt? 

[Thatguy 9,284]

1 minute ago, Bobby Layne said:

2 was open 5 yds in front  of him. 

2 was dragging across the field and didn't sit down in the opening.

[BurntOrange&White 41,631]

Since we can have unlimited coaches why didn’t we go out and hire a dedicated special teams coach?

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3,537]

Jeff Banks is stealing money from the University. Fuck that guy, he’s been shitty since he arrived.

[horn009 139]

These announcers are horrible. Anytime we've made a positive play on either offense or defense, it's just because Vandy messed up according to them.

[I Plead Da Fif 361]

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Moore has been playing great all season. What the actual fuck are you talking about 

You’re kidding right? He’s been worse than Sorrel and Burke and taking snaps from Simmons. He’s not lived up to his bill.

[BurntOrange&White 41,631]

Just now, I Plead Da Fif said:

You’re kidding right? He’s been worse than Sorrel and Burke and taking snaps from Simmons. He’s not lived up to his bill.

Just say you don’t know ball saying this. Lmao 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1,470]

Mark my words, all this lateral passing is bullshit. It's gonna bite us in the ass in a big game. Maybe it will be a "lateral" fumble, or a throw all the way across the field that goes the other way for six, but if Ewers can't do any better than that, put in Arch.

I like some of what Ewers has done, but I'm not seeing a QB who can beat Aggy

[F250 29,170]

2 minutes ago, Bobby Layne said:

2 was open 5 yds in front  of him. 

Right in front of him and he had time to pass the ball but he hesitated.

[I Plead Da Fif 361]

Just now, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Jeff Banks is stealing money from the University. Fuck that guy, he’s been shitty since he arrived.

You have to be kidding. Banks is in the inner circle of trust and is a part of many major decisions that are as evident as the sky is blue from afar. Have you not been paying attention?

[Drew 2,833]

1 minute ago, Blotto said:

How much sand can you pack in your cunt? 

It’s a fucking game thread. Look around asshole.  Every play is a win or a loss today. 
 

And if you didn’t have a problem with our last drive  with a minute left on the clock AND giving up a FG with no time in the 1st half plus then getting the ball, then you’re just a homer fan.