Game Thread Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network

[Stunns38 3460]

He completely botched the end of that half.

This is too frequent with Sark. He needs more help with game management especially as we play very good coaching staffs.

[Honeysucklerose 987]

These announcers are horrible. Anytime we've made a positive play on either offense or defense, it's just because Vandy messed up according to them.

I don't get why you people listen to the announcers

[David Dennison 18854]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Mark my words, all this lateral passing is bullshit. It's gonna bite us in the ass in a big game. Maybe it will be a "lateral" fumble, or a throw all the way across the field that goes the other way for six, but if Ewers can't do any better than that, put in Arch.

I like some of what Ewers has done, but I'm not seeing a QB who can beat Aggy

His coach is under no obligation to call those plays.

[mannewers 549]

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I'm interested to see a breakdown of the 3rd down sack Quinn took on the last drive. He hesitated, and I am curious to see if anyone was open or if he made a good call to take the sack. 

Golden was there, probably right at or a little past the sticks. Not sure wtf Quinn didn't let it go, if he makes Golden sit down, easy completion.

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2943]

Just now, I Plead Da Fif said:

You have to be kidding. Banks is in the inner circle of trust and is a part of many major decisions that are as evident as the sky is blue from afar. Have you not been paying attention?

 

He’s a great recruiter but terrible on field coach. He sucks.

[Drew 2405]

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Mark my words, all this lateral passing is bullshit. It's gonna bite us in the ass in a big game. Maybe it will be a "lateral" fumble, or a throw all the way across the field that goes the other way for six, but if Ewers can't do any better than that, put in Arch.

I like some of what Ewers has done, but I'm not seeing a QB who can beat Aggy

Now this is dumb.  They can beat Aggy with either QB is the fucking offense and defense show up.  Ewers doesn’t have to amazing. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

This is too frequent with Sark. He needs more help with game management especially as we play very good coaching staffs.

We've seen this time and again

[HuntinHorn 975]

[Carl Spackler 3480]

3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

This punter is done

 

Lulz.  He's a frosh, killed his first punt at the 1, and then had a bad second punt.  And he's punting in his first game in several weeks.  But apparently he's "done."  Whaddaya say we see if he can make up for one bad play?

[I Plead Da Fif 271]

Even with Quinn limiting the offense to 80% of pass plays being within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage we’re on the way to a skull fucking. Too much rubbing of vaginas going on. 42-20.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

This is too frequent with Sark. He needs more help with game management especially as we play very good coaching staffs.

The play selection seemed like they had 30 seconds left and no timeouts.

[LTtxfan 49170]

Not happy with last Texas offensive series... cost Texas 3pts.

Keep winning each qtr Texas...

 

[BERT 4358]

4 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Jeff Banks is stealing money from the University. Fuck that guy, he’s been shitty since he arrived.

What? Special Teams were good last year 

[UTexasFight 9431]

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

 

I like some of what Ewers has done, but I'm not seeing a QB who can beat Aggy

I’m more worried about arky and their poor man’s VY

[ClubWhatever 12128]

3 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Jeff Banks is stealing money from the University. Fuck that guy, he’s been shitty since he arrived.

He's a relentless recruiter which earns his money.  We've suffered on ST by losing Joe DiCamillas.  The evaluation of punters is on Banks though.  He fucked that up.

[gofuckyourself 8209]

Just now, HuntinHorn said:

Well gaaawww-leee!

[David Dennison 18854]

39 rushing yards is an absolute joke.

[tejas60 3533]

1 minute ago, HuntinHorn said:

Told the wife when i 1st saw him that he looked like an angry Gomer Pyle. 

[Jkwellborn 6697]

makeup person couldn't cover up that cold sore

I noticed that too. Think they’d at least sit him on the other side so we didn’t see the face herp.

[Colonel Sanders 1336]

This announcer/DJ needs to be beaten with his own severed limbs.

[StassneyHorn 6575]

2 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Lulz.  He's a frosh, killed his first punt at the 1, and then had a bad second punt.  And he's punting in his first game in several weeks.  But apparently he's "done."  Whaddaya say we see if he can make up for one bad play?

If this a different punter from the UGA game, I concede. If not, done

[HuntinHorn 975]

This punter is done
Ewers continuing the first drive TO trend is enough for me to be ok with backup being called.even if the stats look nice afterwards

Not the same punter as Georgia.

[Firemans4Horn 18046]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

39 rushing yards is an absolute joke.

we had a “hold” and a personal foul after our two longest runs. 

[Carl Spackler 3480]

Just now, StassneyHorn said:

If this a different punter from the UGA game, I concede. If not, done

Different punter than the GA game

[Jkwellborn 6697]

Banks needs to get punting fixed asap.

He’s too busy keeping that damn monkey from attacking kids. It is almost Halloween.

Burnt Leg. I'm in.

Turkey Leg.

[elfenix 34230]

10 minutes ago, Drew said:

They called it the second he was hit.  They still would have had a second left if they called it immediately but they absolutely “assumed” the timeout call 

i assume the coach can tell the official that they want the timeout immediately if the clock is running after the play.

[Deej 76759]

3 minutes ago, I Plead Da Fif said:

Too much rubbing of vaginas

New Surly motto?

[MuellerHorn 4229]

8 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Jeff Banks is stealing money from the University. Fuck that guy, he’s been shitty since he arrived.

Haha, this is categorically untrue. Wow. 

[Nicole44 22059]

The penalties piss me off. 
I feel like vandy gonna use that other QB that can run real fast. No idea. 
our punter is not great. 
sark does some head scratching shit. Which is par for the course for a HC that is also the OC basically, and there is a reason very few have won championships. 
Hopefully, we make them go 3-out on their series to start the 3rd quarter. And score a TD on our first series. 

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

1 minute ago, BERT said:

What? Special Teams were good last year 

and this year we have a backup punter who cant kick it 40 yards consistently,    Auburn who is iffy beyond the 40 yard level

Golden who INSISTS on returning almost every kickoff kicked to him no matter how deep or running backwards he is while catching it.

and Bolden who is aggressive AF on the punt return and is going to cost us a muffed punt soon.

plus we have had punts blocked, and have almost zero pressure against our opponents punts/kicks

[Jkwellborn 6697]

punting isnt the same thing as placekicking.  you can probably find a HS kicker who is good from 45 and in pretty easy. 
 
but finding a punter who can actually kick it 40 yards is different.   although this guy of ours is a level of terrible I havent seen before.    when we kick from anything inside our 40, he kicks it 30-35 yards.      when we are punting beyond our 40 he kicks it in the endzone... or that 22 yard shank he just did. 

Man, we had jr high punters that could kick it 20 yards

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

5 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

 

He’s a great recruiter but terrible on field coach. He sucks.

Who? Banks? 

[Thatguy 8686]

3 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

39 rushing yards is an absolute joke.

This is the thing people are missing and the busts by the Oline. We are struggling running the football. What's going on with DJ?

[Jkwellborn 6697]

Seriously, whats Sarks beef with our RBs?
 
We are super fucking easy to scheme for on offense because we are literally one dimensional

He’s an ex qb. You ever seen one that wasn’t a throw first guy?

[I Plead Da Fif 271]

How much do we beat BYU by this year? I’m thinking 10-21. Gentlemen even with a QB that is limiting that puts up cocaine stats we’re pretty damn good. Semi finals good. Whether we actually win the damn thing is dependent upon being aggressive downfield in the passing game. Would love to see it in the second half.

[hookem48 4687]

11 minutes ago, Drew said:

And the pocket collapsed.  He needs his feet set and couldn’t.  Yes he shit the bed but the OL didn’t help there. 

for fucks sake he never sets his feet

[Drew 2405]

These guys just said Quinn had the best half of his Longhorn Career. 😂 

[Nueces River Rat 5538]

Alyssa Lang is hot

[Drew 2405]

Just now, hookem48 said:

for fucks sake he never sets his feet

Thus he can’t throw it a lot of times.  Clean pocket might have been a better words. 

[BigHorn'13 3363]

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[Sgt Hulk 13714]

Defense needs to come out. Bring the thunder and and crush 

[The Ace of Aces 5181]

Need to not slow them to score. The longer they stick around the higher the chance of us blowing this 

[mr. sunshine 2824]

Cole Cubelic? It's like his parents thought having a stupid last name wasn't enough so they doubled down 

[Chopper 17230]

Someone put a dick in the sideline reporter's mouth.

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

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I see the advertising strategy was inspired by the LHN

Beats political ads tbh 

[crony 359]

Who the hell is Lole.

[gofuckyourself 8209]

Vandy may be "ready to win this one" but they need to be prepared to get fucked up this half.

[Drew 2405]

We are giving up over 4.3 yards a rush. Not horrible but not good against an overmatched team. 

[Zepol87 9185]

Well hello Alyssa Lang

[elfenix 34230]

4 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I noticed that too. Think they’d at least sit him on the other side so we didn’t see the face herp.

unfortunately the other guy is not an ambiturner. there's a lot of people out there who can't turn left.