Game Thread Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network

[Jersey Man10 3528]

[Texasborn91 935]

What a dickless performance 

[Valmy77 13225]

Take the points Sark

[Honeysucklerose 985]

Sarkisian is a clown

[BigTEAMLittleme 198]

How the F do you not let the clock run down to two minutes before your second down play?
 

you’re in a seven point game and you’re only enemy is the freaking clock.

Edited October 26 by BigTEAMLittleme

[Deej 76750]

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Fucking pass Sark? Really

[FOXHOUND 1021]

If you're going to run to kill clock and play for the FG anyway...then why don't you run something that will keep the ball in the middle of the field to make it easier on the kicker? 

[HuntinHorn 975]

Can’t even put the ball in the endzone.  

[David Dennison 18837]

Just now, 89Horn said:

Sark is going to go for it.

No way.

[Gut Wagon 8064]

Our offense reminds me of a spring game. Sling it around a little. Make some plays, blow some plays. Huddle up and work on a few others. No obvious fire or urgency. Or so it appears from my couch. 

[MuellerHorn 4226]

Kicking from a short, bad angle for a R-footed kicker too. WTF are we doing with this play calling?

[Duane Moore 5237]

Gerry is killing Sark in the watch along. Why throw on 2nd down? Why run to boundary instead of the middle of the field when you’re trying to set up the FG?

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Seriously, with these stats, how is it even close?

 

Points off turnovers. Gifted Vanderbilt 14 points having to drive less than 40 yards.

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

Stupid play call with the pass Sark . Stopping the damn clock without them using a TO.

 

 

Now, side show Bob better come thru

[Txzen 498]

1 minute ago, UTEX_ME said:

2 min warning fucked us

Yes. But the incomplete before that was the real insult. 

[MrBig 5368]

Sark could gain experience by playing Madden. You really get the feel for clock management after you play the game for a few hours. 

[ztejas 43411]

1 minute ago, Bodowned said:

A touchdown would have ended the game so of course we settle for a field goal.

What the hell are you talking about 

[DixonHur 11292]

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

You misspelled o line and QB.  

Oline hasn't played that bad.  Most of those holding calls were bullshit

[taybo20 2825]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Gerry is killing Sark in the watch along. Why throw on 2nd down? Why run to boundary instead of the middle of the field when you’re trying to set up the FG?

We run to the boundary all the fucking time and it kills me

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

2 min warning fucked us

that was the call we should have done on 2nd.... get it to the 2..... THEN run up the middle, make them take a TO with like 155 on the clock kick the fg straight on and its all good.

 

instead we need sideshow bob to hit a hyper angled short kick.

 

FUCK 

 

 

sark can be so fucking stupid in critical moments. 

[perfectchaos007 6621]

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Seriously, with these stats, how is it even close?

 

Bad day for those saying the SEC refs weren't going to screw us as much as the Big12 refs. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

Just kick a fucking filed goal

[MuellerHorn 4226]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Gerry is killing Sark in the watch along. Why throw on 2nd down? Why run to boundary instead of the middle of the field when you’re trying to set up the FG?

As he should be. 

[I Plead Da Fif 261]

It’s not Sark. It’s Ewers. Sark is tailoring to the QB on the field of which he thinks he needs to play Ewers. He’s looking for an obvious reason as to not, but Ewers is excellent as a check down master that makes it look like we rub our bean all game.

[Ricky Butler 2683]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

Gerry is killing Sark in the watch along. Why throw on 2nd down? Why run to boundary instead of the middle of the field when you’re trying to set up the FG?

Gerry’s football takes are often pretty bad. Glass houses. 

[atomheartbevo 89618]

6 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Horseshit call on the hold

6 minutes ago, staboner said:

omfg holding. are we the only team that holds? wtf is happening

6 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

These fucking refs.  No way that's a fucking hold

6 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

The SEC is absolutely trying to fuck with  us

Good sirs,  I was told the SEC had better referees than the Big 12

[sith_horn 2379]

Bert Auburn ... No pressure bud.

[Carl Spackler 3479]

Just now, Stunns38 said:

I wouldn’t trust Burt this close. Sark being a pussy

Midrange is where he's maddeningly inconsistent.  Close range he's actually pretty consistent 

[Pam Cummings 9639]

FG Good.

[RamjetFDO 10575]

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

I’m just apathetic fuck it  

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

Ball game

[Dahobbs 17521]

Fucking announcer trying to jinx us. 

[Drew 2401]

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Seriously, with these stats, how is it even close?

 

2 stupid turnovers.  And bad clock management to end the first half.  
 

And a lucky a fuck 4th down TD throw by vandy. 

[satyanash 14471]

Phew

[Bullneck 19070]

OK, I'm back to life.

[Surly Bevo 24908]

Sideshow Bob just got massively jinxed by the announcer but came through

[Jkwellborn 6686]

Sark could gain experience by playing Madden. You really get the feel for clock management after you play the game for a few hours. 

He needs to do something. Maybe dust off a ps3 and copy of NFL Head Coach. I know where one is.

[pops 6980]

Ewers is just broken. 

[millhouse 2603]

Play. Fucking. Defense.

[Zepol87 9185]

Never in doubt….

[Longboard Horn 40284]

Thank the fuck Christ 

two score lead

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

No prevent shit PK

[Topper13 3257]

Thank you Bert

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

FG wins it guys.

We hope

[Jersey Man10 3528]

Still pissed

[David Dennison 18837]

So we're back to not being able to score 30.

Cool.

Cool.

[sith_horn 2379]

AUBURN!

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

Well, at least ou lost today. They continue to suck, so that's nice. 

[Horn80 6114]

It’s a W.  Not a beauty contest.