Game Thread Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network

[Drew 2331]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Who cares? All we have to do is kneel it and it's over.

You don’t think their chances of getting an inside is more than zero?

this game is 2 turnovers and a fucking miracle 4th down TD throw from being a 3 score blowout.  
 

up fucking 3. 

[Sgt Hulk 13635]

We could go 1-3 in the final games fuck we could go 0-4  the last 2 weeks have shown us what this team really is

[Jkwellborn 6645]

So, it's up to Special Teams to hold onto the win

Scary thought after last week.

[hook me 2080]

unreal it’s going to come down to an onside kick. what a shitty 2nd half

[Kel Varnsen 8425]

Holding not called

[BarthHollamew 225]

The way this game is gone. It sure feels like they’re gonna get this on sidekick.

[WBT 20396]

2 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Fuck off, PK. He only rushed 2 on that play. You’ve got to be kidding me. What a moron.

Yeah Burke and the other guy standing at the line of scrimmage with their thumbs up their asses was dumb

[ztejas 43237]

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Gee I can't tell.

Do these announcers love Pavia?

I mean I'm a fan. He's better than our QB.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11905]

Just now, Drew said:

You don’t think their chances of getting an inside is more than zero?

this game is 2 turnovers and a fucking miracle 4th down TD throw from being a 3 score blowout.  
 

up fucking 3. 

I totally forgot about an onside kick. Fuck me. 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2855]

Sark isn’t the guy

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Shut the fuck up SEC network

Why, are they hurting your feelings?  Texas and its coaching is hurting mine …

[Bevo&Pevo 5019]

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

This is fucking maddening

 

2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

fuck

 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Embarrassing.

 

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Unfuckingbelievable

 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I just want this game over with

 

2 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

Gutless

 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

PK is a fucking pussy. A leopard doesn’t change it’s spots. 

 

2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Shitastic

 

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Fuck this game.  

 

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

He’s a fucking dipshit.

 

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Shut the fuck up SEC network

All these apply. 

[elfenix 34165]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i have no clue how they get no time off the clock over and over and over again. 

 

same way sark got no time off the clock before the half

[BillyGoatHill 4276]

3 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

So, it's up to Special Teams to hold onto the win

[TexArcher 37448]

My kingdom for a catch and fall down.

[ATXbronco 4060]

[Valmy77 13092]

Ok see if you can kneel the ball without a holding penalty.

[Sgt Hulk 13635]

Who’s gonna fumble this 

[Herbie Hancock 7302]

With 4 minutes to go Vandy had 92 yards passing and 107 rushing. D held quite well for a long time

[Dahobbs 17420]

Just now, BarthHollamew said:

The way this game is gone. It sure feels like they’re gonna get this on sidekick.

How will we fuck it up now that we recovered? 

[BERT 4344]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

A 3 point win over fucking vandy who lost to GA state 

 

I thought people on here said “just win”. Yeah I didn’t believe them either

[Bobby Layne 266]

Don’t give Broughton a pass on his fup. If he hits Paris hard in the gut the game is over. Stupid plays all over the place. They all are game losers. 

[elfenix 34165]

sigh of relief

[hook me 2080]

thank goodness

[MillerEP 30326]

Thank god

[Drew 2331]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

We could go 1-3 in the final games fuck we could go 0-4  the last 2 weeks have shown us what this team really is

No they won’t. They’ll beat Florida and Kentucky. Neither team has the talent or ability. 
 

Arkansas in their building and Aggy?  Yes we can. 

[kingkoopa6 8305]

I’m surprised no flag on that kick. 
 

For excessive kneeling 

[Surly Bevo 24692]

Appreciate you kicking it to the one person I trusted the most.

[The Ace of Aces 5106]

This is not a top 20 team. They will lose at least two more games this year. If not more.

Sark has serious issues - this offense is inept, ugly and unable to sustain momentum  

 

[UnhappilyMarried 815]

Them getting the first down and TD gave us the game. If they kick the FG with 90 seconds left we can’t go to victory formation 

[LonghornSean 3941]

I’ll take unsatisfying SEC road wins for $1000, Alex

[Jkwellborn 6645]

Damn. Give them another second. Shit stop dragging out the game.

[Sgt Hulk 13635]

That’s right boys. Cheer and jump up and down for beating westlake 

[TexasBeta 1259]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Fayetteville and CS are losses these last 2 weeks. Lottttttt to clean up

Just jump right into my nightmare. 

[Ghost of LL 15347]

Fucking game wasn't really that close.  But jesus.

[Funk Doctor Spock 11905]

They got something up their sleeve? You think? It's called an onside kick you moron. 

[DFW Horn 6116]

What an embarrassing win. We're too fucking dumb to win a championship of any kind.

[coachherman'sgrill 1975]

Hopefully close this out, 7-1 and 3-1 in conference play

[Firemans4Horn 17791]

Can Quinn avoid being sacked on a kneel down?

[ztejas 43237]

This color guy is giving Andre Ware a run for his money as the biggest dipshit calling games. 

[runthebone 7929]

Moore had a good game.

 

Let's see if we can get a couple more flags

[Fuck Tim Beck 3806]

1 minute ago, Topper13 said:

This is killing my buzz and I haven't had a beer, yet

I've got a natural buzz thanks to my blood pressure skyrocketing. Thanks bad sark and bad Quinn 

[naija 2851]

best player to be in position to catch that one

[USNALonghorn 5024]

We’re going 2-2 at best from here on out

[elfenix 34165]

"if you didn't know if quinn ewers was your starter and your guy moving forward you do now"

does that mean arch is the starter and guy moving forward?

[Bodowned 671]

Is this SEC announcer fucking retarded? Truly amazing how they’ve managed to provide this stellar fellatio performance on Quinn Ewers for 4 quarters despite his ineptitude at everything but sideways passes in a perfect pocket.

[Nivek 16804]

These idiots are still trying to manufacture a QB controversy.

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2003]

Ugliest dumbest fucking game 

[David Dennison 18577]

We have a lot of issues that I did not expect to have this season.

[kingkoopa6 8305]

Let me guess holding on victory formation