Game Thread Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network

[Horn80 6114]

Bye week is perfect timing.

[USNALonghorn 5078]

“The game got close all of the sudden”

Yeah, you should be pretty familiar with that concept 4 years into your tenure 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

Lol imagine them actually thinking this team is winning an SEC championship, much less a NC. 

[Drew 2401]

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Do you NOT remember the Houston game last year.  Or even the TCU one for that matter?

Rightttt

 

we haven’t had bad games like that this year.  Even this one was a GOOD vandy team in Nashville. 

[Deej 76750]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

A win is a win but god damn please bench Quinn.

 

[DixonHur 11292]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

You forgot the bottom part

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Good lord these bye weeks have been perfectly timed this season. 

[ztejas 43411]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Pavia fucking sucks

Um. Let's see. One of them was playing against Vandy's D and one of them was playing against Texas. 

Pavia outrushed Quinn by 87 yards and ran in a TD.

He was easily better today. 

[Valmy77 13225]

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:

Most unsatisfying win ever.

I don't know. We had at least three last year just as unsatisfying.

[DFW Horn 6123]

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Ugly win - 2 weeks to fix the OL blitz pickup and work on Quinn’s footwork in the pocket

Motherfucker should have this down by now

[Gene Parmesan 4002]

“If you didn’t know Quinn Ewers was your starter, you do now”

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

[Bevo Num1 1011]

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Let’s just get out of here. Need to make some changes. Sark needs some game management help. That right side of the OL needs to really be revisited.

And fucking clean up the penalties. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, Nivek said:

Go away pussy.

Eat my fucking ass, message board tough guy

[Bevoette 1268]

Ugly win is better than a loss.  But motherfucking bullshit penalties! 

[LTtxfan 49141]

Glad we won!! 🤘  Over 100yds in penalties

[gofuckyourself 8195]

8-4-1 bitches.

[campcrunk 2434]

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Most unsatisfying win ever.

What an absolute treat to watch that game was. JFC

[yoladu 4090]

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That chick was like 12

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

I think Moore has like 4-5 TD's this year. Not bad. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1359]

Bottom line: barring the unknown, we're stuck with Ewers and his sidearm/sideways passing attack til the end of the season. 27pts against Vandy. Inconsistent play calling on Sark. Gonna be tough to go very far without a QB who can tuck it five times per game.

[Deej 76750]

Just now, campcrunk said:

What an absolute treat to watch that game was. JFC

Thanks, Yoda.

[WinningIsHard 4024]

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Most unsatisfying win ever.

4 years ago we were losing to Kansas man. A do what…

[Firemans4Horn 18034]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

No desire to watch future games... Going to have to work myself up... Offense just doesn't feel things when QE is the guy. You can tell by their body language.

goddamn. So many of you are embarrassing. How do you look your wives and children in the face on a daily basis. 
 

we had 15 years of utter shit football. And now we’re 7-1 and ranked top 5 and you can’t bear to watch the team anymore?

 

[WBT 20559]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

You forgot the bottom part

ok cool

[ztejas 43411]

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Lol imagine them actually thinking this team is winning an SEC championship, much less a NC. 

Meh. They can do as much as they want to, imo. They played like shit and beat a ranked team on the road. If Quinn can just unfuck himself a bit and we clean up some of the bullshit we can easily make the SECCG.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13087]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

we are not losing to Aggy. Most of us will commit sepeku if so. 

How “we” as fans feel has nothing to do with it. If this offense doesn’t find some rhythm and inspiration, every game will be just like today.

[F250 28760]

This game felt like being constipated.

[Dahobbs 17521]

4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

108 yards in penalties. Horrendous. 

Cancelling out like at least another 150 yards of offense/return yardage. 

[elfenix 34221]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ohio State also looked shitty though.

indiana is the best team in the b1g and i'm here for it

[Hank_Hill 18785]

A teams leading rusher outrushed our QB?? No waiiii

[Dahobbs 17521]

Just now, F250 said:

This game felt like being constipated.

It didn't feel that good. 

[WBT 20559]

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

8-4-1 bitches.

we coming

[My display name 14]

Once again, we just can’t get out of our own fucking way. Penalties and turnovers. Clean that shit up and these games are blowouts. It’s not that hard. Of course, all I have to do is sit here watch, drink, and get high, soooo…

[staboner 4969]

2 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Sark looks shell shocked. He and Quinn both look surprised and befuddled in games so often. It’s seriously concerning. 

yeah, looks the same to me most games.

then I also don't hear much honesty from Sark either about our faults after each game either. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13087]

Just now, F250 said:

This game felt like being constipated.

Uh, they shit all over the field.

[DanTheHorn 4913]

Fuck Sark and the undiscipline of his offense

Edited October 26 by DanTheHorn

[Modessit 5598]

It was ugly, but it's a W. I had to look at the team stats and was surprised Vandy had any penalties called. We got picked several times, especially that PI call on 4th down when the receiver was pulling our jersey but we got the penalty. Not sure about that Gunnar Helm holding call. Looked like the defender fell and GH just fell on him.

Whatever. Too many holding penalties killed our drives, and some poor blocking let free rushers through killing other drives. Too many sacks.

But we won. I'll take it.

[UTEE97 3507]

2 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Quinn’s footwork in the pocket

It hasn't been fixed in 3 seasons. I wouldn't hold my breath.

[UTHornFan014 710]

6 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I've got a natural buzz thanks to my blood pressure skyrocketing. Thanks bad sark and bad Quinn 

Sark and Quinn should take turns kicking each other in the dick

[USNALonghorn 5078]

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I don't know. We had at least three last year just as unsatisfying.

TCU last year takes the cake 

[Yev Kassem 1031]

3 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Ugly win - 2 weeks to fix the OL blitz pickup and work on Quinn’s footwork in the pocket

There’s no “fixing” his footwork. He’s been here three fucking years. It’s a feature, not a bug. 

[Nicole44 22056]

If anyone tells me:

Ewers had a great HALF, he’s back. YAC.

We will be awesome in the playoffs.

sark can be both a HC and OC and win the big one. 

we will cut out the penalties…

 

stop what you are doing right now. And hook me up with your supplier for whatever drugs you are on. For real. Hook me up damnit. 

 

we won! Fuck ya! But damn. hook’em! Fucking A!
 

you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? 

we better figure out our shit. If Vandy had put that speedy backup QB in chances are we might have lost. Jesus. 
 

But we didn’t. Hell ya! Winning! Thank you defense. Turnovers! Yay! 

 

The Vandy coach is legit. They are legit. We look sketchy as fuck. But only one loss so fuck it. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12175]

I'm gonna go hang my head in shame 

[Horn80 6114]

Penalties and punting were killers.  

[Surly Bevo 24908]

I'll give Vandy this.  They got some Ted Lasso stuff going on there.   Been competitive in every game, sprung a few surprises but then somehow also lost to (checks notes) Georgia State.   That’s the sign of a team playing way above their heads on go-go juice and they just didn’t have it for that kind of opponent.  

I expect the losses to eventually take their toll and the bowels to fully release all the shit by the time they get to LSU and Tennessee but it's not been unimpressive.  

[billfromlaketravis 11444]

We won pussies. Consider the alternative. 

[Hornsome 212]

We keep fucking around and we will find out.

Sloppy play after getting your shit pushed in is what middle of the pack teams do.  That's who we are with Quinn at QB and Sark seems ok with that.  

[BabaYaga 15286]

6 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

We need a QB in the worst way 

FIFY 

[ztejas 43411]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

goddamn. So many of you are embarrassing. How do you look your wives and children in the face on a daily basis. 
 

we had 15 years of utter shit football. And now we’re 7-1 and ranked top 5 and you can’t bear to watch the team anymore?

 

As long as you win you can look like shit. We had a bunch of these games last season but we kept winning them and wound up within a cunt hair of the national title game. 

This team is better. Maybe not by a lot but they are. This D is fucking filthy. The pieces are all there they just need to play better football.