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Texas vs Vanderbilt - 3:15pm on the SEC Network


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If anyone tells me:

Ewers had a great HALF, he’s back. YAC.

We will be awesome in the playoffs.

sark can be both a HC and OC and win the big one. 

we will cut out the penalties…

 

stop what you are doing right now. And hook me up with your supplier for whatever drugs you are on. For real. Hook me up damnit. 

 

we won! Fuck ya! But damn. hook’em! Fucking A!
 

you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps? 


we better figure out our shit. If Vandy had put that speedy backup QB in chances are we might have lost. Jesus. 
 

But we didn’t. Hell ya! Winning! Thank you defense. Turnovers! Yay! 

 

The Vandy coach is legit. They are legit. We look sketchy as fuck. But only one loss so fuck it. 

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I'll give Vandy this.  They got some Ted Lasso stuff going on there.   Been competitive in every game, sprung a few surprises but then somehow also lost to (checks notes) Georgia State.   That’s the sign of a team playing way above their heads on go-go juice and they just didn’t have it for that kind of opponent.  

I expect the losses to eventually take their toll and the bowels to fully release all the shit by the time they get to LSU and Tennessee but it's not been unimpressive.  

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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:


goddamn. So many of you are embarrassing. How do you look your wives and children in the face on a daily basis. 
 

we had 15 years of utter shit football. And now we’re 7-1 and ranked top 5 and you can’t bear to watch the team anymore?

 

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As long as you win you can look like shit. We had a bunch of these games last season but we kept winning them and wound up within a cunt hair of the national title game. 

This team is better. Maybe not by a lot but they are. This D is fucking filthy. The pieces are all there they just need to play better football. 

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OK, observations I made during the game.

 

GOOD

  1. We won. Yay
  2. Ewers did some good things I didn't see the past two weeks
    1. Stepped up in the pocket once when he should've
    2. One really accurate throw to Helm
    3. Converted 3rd and 20 (fucking holding)
    4. 13 yard completion to Wingo on 2nd and 23 (fucking holding)
  3. We avoided 3rd and long mostly (fucking holding) and converted 3rd downs!
  4. Wisner no longer looked like a 4th string RB like he did last week
    1. and Blue did not fumble
  5. Our defense played great yet again
    1. The first tip for an int
    2. motherfuckin' Taafe!
    3. motherfuckin' Lefau!
  6. Special teams answered the bell all game long

BAD

  1. The list of things Ewers did well under "GOOD" above were not indicative of most of his day; still slow and indecisive
  2. By the 4th quarter, 2 TOs for them resulted in 14 points; 2 TOs for us resulted in 0. (Yes we added a measly FG off a TO in the 4th)
  3. Defense (after playing great all day) on Vanderbilt's 2 minute drill was giving up too much too often.

UGLY

  1. Penalties killing us yet again. Awful.
  2. The second-worst sacking D in the SEC got sacks and pressure all day. Something is terribly wrong there.
  3. Broadcasters showing stupid statistics like "record against Top 5 teams" and making dumb comments like "pass targeted #19" when it was clearly Wingo, #5.

Ugly would've been a much longer list if we'd lost. We have to win to continue to control our own destiny.

That's a really good Vanderbilt team, there, and we successfully closed the Circle of Suck with Georgia and Alabama with the win.

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1 minute ago, The Original CaliHorn said:

I made mention to a fellow co-worker that is a Longhorn fan that this is how things are going to be in the SEC. While I was not a fan of moving into the the Scholastic Excellence Conference, I think it was the better move regarding recruiting 

Season 3 What GIF by The Lonely Island

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Need more play action passes (and not the kind where you fake a handoff and throw it across the fucking field.

Need a ton more quick pitches. Definitely need more quick hitters. This delay running game is bullshit, as is the sideways attack.

Wisener and Blue looked terrific. 

How about a back over the middle a time or three? 

Unsatisfying. 

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14 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Took them 35 seconds to walk down field. Our shit fucking garbage joke 5 stars can’t run one play in 35 seconds 

we also gave them 20 yards in penalties, and Pavia is lights fucking OUT at throwing the ball into the ground as hes about to get munched for a 10 yard sack. 

so they either had an incomplete time stopper or they threw for 12 yards on every play. got a free clock stop after a first down when they declined our offside penalty.

 

it was the standard bullshit prevent defense that everyone goes to with a lead that murders the betting line and allows more than half the teams to come from behind and win.

I dont fucking understand the point of changing your defense the last 2 mins of a game when you have been dominating and just ole and give them 14 yards per play. 

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As some guy said, Just win baby

As others said, great time for the bye. Someone from the psychology department needs to be chatting with QE. Find a punter, there’s got to be one on Dirty. Get Wingo and Helm involved more. Good things happen when they get the ball. 
It looked like Blue is back. 

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